The Betchelor

This week Kay and Derek are joined by “Bachelor” new comer, Slutty Puffin, to break down week 8 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin with a recap of the Gold Coast trip, and Kay attempts to pull off an Australian accent. Next, they discuss whether Pete and Victoria’s raw emotion for each other actually makes them polar opposites. After that they discuss whether or not Madison will be back next week,...

This week, Derek is back with Kay after an episode off to break down week 7 of Pilot Pete’s season. They start by discussing why on earth Pete was hanging out with Kylie Jenner and Olivia Jade over this past weekend. Next they discuss the fact that it doesn’t seem like the audience is rooting for any of the girls to win OR be the Bachelorette. Then they discuss Peter’s decision to write a love let...

This week Derek is away, so Kay is joined by comedian and ‘Bachelor’ junkie, Jared Freid to break down week 6 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by talking about the possibility that this may, in fact, be the actual most dramatic season ever. Next they discuss the absurd hill running 1 on 1 date between Kelsey and Pilot Pete. Then they discuss the many moods and never ending spiral of Victoria F....

This week Kay and Derek strap in for an epic double episode recapping the monster 5 hour week 5 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin with Kay’s Bachelor scoop that she learned from David the chicken man at a Superbowl Party. Next they discuss Pete’s poor showing in the opening rose ceremony and why he just can’t stop apologizing. Then they break down all of the drama and emotions flying in Costa Ric...

Kay and Derek are back for week 4 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by discussing the new Bachelor themed tv shows and a possible return of “Winter Games”. Next they discuss all the super fun dates in beautiful and exotic Cleveland, Ohio. Later they try to decode Chase Rice’s new song to figure out if it’s about Victoria. Finally Kay is joined by Ashley I to discuss her honeymoon, her sex life ,a...

Kay and Derek are back to break down episode 3 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by discussing Colton’s strange text farming tweets. Next they discuss Pete’s date with Victoria and her admission to preferring red wine despite ordering white wine. Then they break down the Hannah Ann/ Kelsey reconciliation over last week’s champagne-gate. Later they talk about Demi’s confusing pajama pillow fight g...

Kay and Derek are back to break down episode 2 of Pilot Pete’s season. They start with a Bachelor Nation round up which includes them expressing their sympathy for Jed who they feel is getting a little too much flack for last season’s hiccup and Colton’s weird sponsorship deal. Next they discuss this week’s episode opening with Hannah B’s presence continuing to be a major source of drama for Pilot...

Bachelor Nation is back and so are Kay and Derek. They start by breaking down some of the storylines surrounding Bachelor alum including Jade Roper’s Tolbert million dollar Draft Kings scandal. Next they are joined by Blake Horstmann who explains how he got his infamous black eye in Times Square on NYE. Then it’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for, Kay and Derek’s recap of night one f...

Kay and Derek are back together to preview the upcoming season of The Bachelor. They start the show with some stories about meeting the Betchelor audience and hanging with former contestants. Then they dive into the new cast, talking about all the flight attendants and pageant girls this season. They talk about how Pilot Pete will hold up under pressure and whether or not the girls are going to ru...

This week Kay is joined by her boyfriend (and recent Bachelor convert) Matt Paré to talk about being a new member of Bachelor Nation. They start with the story of how they first met and became a couple, then answer some questions for Matt from the Betchelor community. Next, it’s time for another “Who Even are You?” all about Matt’s life, career, and Bachelor fandom. They talk about the editing tec...

This week Derek is joined by Sharleen Joynt from Juan Pablo’s season of The Bachelor. They start the show by spilling some Bachelor nation tea, including how Tyler C came into contact with the Kardashian world. Next, they share their reaction to the brand new trailer for the upcoming Bachelor season. They talk about Hannah Brown’s shocking appearance and speculate as to whether she’ll actually ent...

Kay and Derek are joined by former Bachelorette and Paradise cast member Diggy Moreland. They start the show with a conversation about seeing yourself as a meme and interacting with fans. Then they dive into the People’s Choice Awards, Hannah’s season taking home the trophy, and all the Bachelor Nation people in attendance. Next, they talk about Demi and Kristian’s breakup and the fallout that ens...

Kay is joined once again by Chris Burns (Fat Carrie Bradshaw) to talk about the latest drama keeping Bachelor Nation in the news. They kick off the episode with a recap of Kay’s recent trip to Paris where she tried out restaurants that she discovered via Bachelor alum Instagram posts. At 6:30 they catch up on breakup drama from the last few weeks, including the inevitable split of Tayshia and JPJ....

Kay and Derek return from their post Bachelor In Paradise break for an update all on things Bachelor. At 5:00 they recaps their dinner with Tyler Cameron and a handful of other “Bachelor” boys. At 15:00 they investigate Kaitlyn Bristowe’s claims that “Bachelor Creator”, Mike Fleiss hates women after her “Dancing With The Stars Snub”. At 21:40 they break down the Raven Gates, Rachel Lindsay beef. A...

Kay and Derek are back with the first ever Betchelor Awards, crowning the best and worst of all three franchises from the past year. They start with the latest in Bachelor Nation news before diving into our award recipients, starting with the Betchies for hottest cast members of 2019. They break down the recent Bachelor in Paradise drama and reflect all the way back to Colton’s iconic fence jump....

Kay and Derek are joined by Bachelor expert Brett Vergara to talk about Week 7 of Bachelor in Paradise. They start the show with a Review for the Right Reasons and some Bachelor tea. At 18:30 they discuss part one of this week's episode, including all the engagements, break-ups, and what went down between Nicole and Clay. At 35:10 they dive into the cast reunion, starting with some behind-the-scen...

Kay and Derek are back to talk about Week 6 of Bachelor in Paradise. They start things with an Ariana Grande-themed tribute to the podcast and a preview of finale week. At 6:15 they discuss night-one of the week and how things turned out with Dean and Caelynn. At 15:00 they talk about Chris and Katie’s date and how little we actually get to see of that relationship. They also discuss the Bri and M...

Kay and Derek are joined by Paradise alums Adam Gottschalk, Raven Gates and Amanda Stanton to talk about Week 5 of Bachelor in Paradise. They start the show with a preview of Amanda’s book and an amazing listener review set to Old Town Road. At 9:00 they dive into night-one of the week, starting with Blake drama, a behind-the-scenes take on his Stagecoach hook ups, and a conversation about how to...

Kay and Derek are back to talk about Week 4 of Bachelor in Paradise. They start the show with a recap of Tyler C’s visit to the Betches office, the Dirty Dancing lift he performed with Kay, and the near-hug that she’ll never live down. At 7:55 they talk about night-one of this week in Paradise, including Derek getting buried in the sand, the love triangle between Blake, Caitlin and Kristina, and J...

Kay and Derek are are joined by our very own Chris Burns to talk about Week 3 of Bachelor in Paradise. They start the show by singing a listener-submitted tribute to the podcast. At 5:40 they dive into the piñata fight between Jordan and Christian. Did Nicole just make this all about herself? At 10:10 they discuss Cam going into manipulation mode with Onyeka. They talk about the arrival of Caitlin...

Kay and Derek are back to talk about Week 2 of Bachelor in Paradise. Derek tells us what it’s like to watch himself on the show and admits to losing sleep this week. At 6:20 they spill the weekly tea on Bachelor Nation news, including Jared and Ashley’s wedding and the latest on Tyler and Gigi. At 9:30 they discuss night-one of the week where Derek gave Demi the first rose, Cam forced himself to c...

Kay and Derek are back to talk about Week 1 of Bachelor in Paradise. They start with an amazing poem for the Right Reasons Review of the week. Then they update us on the status of Tyler and Hannah and share the gossip about his relationship with Gigi Hadid. At 8:30 Derek explains why he chose to return to Paradise and talks about the challenge of maintaining perspective after you finish one of the...

Kay and Derek are back to discuss the finale to Hannah’s season of The Bachelorette. They start out with the Right Reasons Review of the week and talk about going to a fan viewing party. At 11:45 they dive into the finale, beginning with the moment she sent Pilot Pete home, the truth about what went down in the windmill, and Pete’s parents cheering him on. At 22:00 they discuss the final two guys...

Kay is joined by Chris Burns and Jessie Jolles from the Betches office to break down this season’s Men Tell All, starting with their reaction to the new Bachelor in Paradise trailer. They discuss the live Bachelor tour that’s coming to a town near you. At 18:35 they dive into the Men Tell All show and share some of their favorite moments. They tell us which Pixar character Luke looks exactly like...

Kay and Derek are back for fantasy suites and start the show with a hilarious listener review. At 7:30 they discuss Pilot Pete’s ex-girlfriend dragging him in a recent article. They also react to the brand new Paradise trailer. At 27:50 they dive into this week’s episode, beginning with Pete’s underwhelming boat date. Why don’t any of these final three guys actually have something meaningful to sa...