The Betchelor

Kay and Chris are joined by Mike Johnson for a very special episode where they discuss everything from the lack of diversity in all of the GOAT episodes, if Mike would ever return to the show, what the hell is happening in Palm Springs, and if they'll be seeing Clare or Taysha when we finally get to see this season of the Bachelorette. Mike then gets into his new book, Making the Love You Want, wh...

Kay and Chris return to bring you up to speed on everything happening in Bachelor Nation. They begin by previewing the reunion episode of “The Feeling Is Virtual” and what you can expect to see when Kay and the guys get back together. Next they discuss the Bachelorette about-face in which Tayshia will be replacing Clare who is suddenly engaged. Later they break down all the drama of Ali‘s episode...

Kay and Chris are joined by “Bachelor” alum Chris Randone and Eric Bigger for a special bonus episode. They discuss diversity (or lack thereof) in Bachelor Nation, whether or not they would want to be a part of a “Bachelorette” season filmed during quarantine , and their new book “TRANS·FOR·MA·TION: Change your Mindset, Change your Energy, Change Your Life”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...

This week, Kay is off so Chris is joined by writer of the Betchelor Breakdown, Dana Samuel. They begin by discussing why ABC couldn’t loosen the purse strings enough to debut a new “Greatest of All Time” season instead of re-running a re-run. Next they discuss what a new “Bachelorette” season might look like as it’s being filmed during quarantine. Finally Dana and Chris reveal all the TV they're w...

Kay and Chris are back after a week off of “Bachelor” content. They begin by discussing Kay’s upcoming meet the parents date and what to expect on “the feeling is virtual”. Next they spill the tea on the rumored Lucy Hale/Colton Underwood romance. Later they give their opinions on the resurgence of the “Bachelor Pad”’s very 90s segment about throwing eggs at ugly women. Finally they recap the very...

Kay and Chris return to give you your “Bachelor” fix on a week with no TV episode. With both of them stranded in suburbia for the time being, they’ve become certified reality TV experts. Chris begins by explaining why RHONY is the best alternative to the Bachelor, but why “Real Housewives of Potomac” is the best Bravo franchise. Next Kay reveals just how much “Love Island” she’s been watching and...

Kay and Chris return from the holiday weekend only a little hung over. They start by talking about their 4th of July weekend and what to expect on the upcoming episode of “The Feeling Is Virtual”. Next they discuss just how far fashion has come since the first season of “The Bachelor” in 2002. Later they discuss how Cassie totally dodged her breakup details with Chris Harrison. Betterhelp: Join ov...

Kay and Chris return to keep quarantine 2020 filled with “Bachelor” content. They begin by recapping all the action on “The Feeling Is Virtual” and who Kay is vibing with. Next they breakdown Jojo’s season from from beginning to end. Later they discuss Chad Johnson’s evolution from Bachelor contestant to eccentric porn star. Finally they discuss Sarah Hyland’s cheeky plug to vote that clearly made...

Kay and Chris return fresh off of all the action on “The Feeling Is Virtual”. Kay may still be quarantined but her virtual dating life is thriving and on the internet for all to watch. Next they discuss feeling bad for taking sweet, sweet Ben Higgins for granted as one of the all time good guy Bachelors. Later they revisit Ben’s season and all of the ridiculous antics that unfolded during it. Fina...

Kay and Chris are back to break down everything happening in “Bachelor” nation this week. They begin by celebrating the casting of the first ever black bachelor, Matt James. Next they reveal their “Bachelor- Greatest of All Time” POC screen time counter which clocked in at a whopping 3 minutes and 15 seconds. Later they discuss why Chris Harrison is still interviewing cast members from Pete’s seas...

Kay and Chris are back after a tumultuous and emotional week for “Betchelor Nation”. They begin by praising Ben Higgins’ discouraging message to All Lives Matter commenters on his Instagram posts. Next they discuss Garrett’s suspect multicolored fist emoji post and his follow up “thin blue line” post. Finally they discuss this week’s 3 hour “Bachelor- Greatest Seasons Ever” episode and kept track...

This week Kay and Chris take a break from their typical ‘Bachelor’ content to address the current social climate and nationwide protests over the murder of George Floyd. They begin by sharing their own feelings on racial discrimination and their own experiences with it. Next they discuss the nation’s response to the Black Lives Matter movement including people’s social media activity and acknowled...

This week Kay and Chris return to give you content in the middle of a “Bachelor” desert. With “The Bachelor Most Unforgettable-Ever”, still a few weeks away, they give you a full breakdown of their top 10 all time moments from the show. Listen as they revisit classic(ish) memories like Colton’s fence jump, Ben Flajnik’s kissing lesson and so many more. Betterhelp: Join over 800,000 people taking c...

This week Kay and Chris get to a quiet place in their quarantined homes to bring you the final recap ever of “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by discussing Hannah B's hollow apology after a controversy on Tik Tok. Next they discuss the romantic mismatch of Rudi and Matt who are clearly not into one another but want to win the show anyway. Then they discuss the very plausible theory that ABC inje...

This week Kay and Chris recap week 5 of ‘Listen To Your Heart’. They begin by discussing the mystery of how the show got such an insanely large budget for cover songs and tour busses. Later they discuss Rudy and Matt’s obscure date at a Shaggy concert that none of us seem to understand. Finally they commend Ashlee Simpson for her first public appearance since 2006 and her ability to feel comfortab...

Kay and Chris are back to break down week 5 of “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by discussing Peter and Kelley’s official announcement of their relationship and why Kelly shouldn’t be so excited about it. Next they discuss the announcement that the ‘Bachelorette’ will be back as soon as possible, no matter what. Later they recap this week’s ‘Listen To Your Heart’ including the episodes highs and...

This week Kay is joined by new Betchelor Co-Host, Chris Burns (aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw) to recap week 3 of “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by revealing that they finally understand the premise of the show after 2 weeks of programming. Next they discuss whether or not Julia is the Zodiac killer after her full blown spiral on national television. Later they grade the guest appearances by stars li...

Kay and Derek are back to break down week 2 of “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by discussing a 2 year old Jenna Cooper scandal that’s surfaced despite her relevancy having run it’s course. Next they talk about Madi throwing shade at Peter on Tik Tok and whether or not Barb might have seen it. Later they talk about whether the new mansion is better or worse than the Bachelor mansion. Finally the...

Kay and Derek are back to break down the first episode of the highly anticipated “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by running down their first impression of the roster and they all look pretty normal over all. Next they discuss whether or not the contestants actually understand the premise of the show in the first place. Finally they discuss why the hell there are so many John Mayer songs getting...

Kay and Derek return for week 4 of ‘Betchelor’ In Quarantine. They begin by giving an update on Colton’s coronavirus recovery. Next they discuss Hannah B fleeing the quarantine crew and heading back to Alabama. Finally they break down the men of “Listen To Your Heart” and get to the bottom of whether or not you can be an American Folk singer without having a giant beard. Learn more about your ad c...

Kay and Derek return for week 3 of “Betchelor”, quarantine edition. They begin by revealing what they’re watching during social distancing in the absence of new ‘Bachelor’ content. Next they discuss ABC’s decision to re-run old seasons of the Bachelor during quarantine. Finally they break down the list of female contestants revealed for “Listen To Your Heart” and who could be the break out stars o...

Kay and Derek return for week two of “Betchelor”, quarantine edition. They begin by discussing Colton’s positive Coronavirus test and ‘Bachelor’ nation’s official quaruntine crew, Tyler C and Hannah B. Next, Kay unveils Betches’ new live reality show, “The Betchelorette: Isolation Games”, as well as the type of guys that may have an advantage in the competition. Later they give their superlatives...

Kay and Derek return in spite of quarantine to keep you updated on everything happening in ‘Bachelor’ Nation. They begin by discussing how Corona Virus self distancing has affected their day to day lives since last week’s episode. Next they discuss Kay’s recent breakup and how she’s been getting through it. Later they discuss the much predicted breakup between Pete and Maddy as well as Pete and Ha...

Kay and Derek return to break down the epic finale to Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by discussing their emotional 180 on their feelings on Pete’s family from positive, to pretty damn negative. Next they discuss how weird it is that the people on the show keep referencing past seasons. Later they discuss whether or not Peter was actually mature enough to handle being the Bachelor in the first pla...

Kay and Derek are back to recap week 9 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by giving their reactions to the announcement of the new Bachelorette, Clare Crowley. Next they discuss Peter’s hesitant attempt to talk through his difficult decision with Chris Harrision. Later they break down the women tell all which re-hashed all the drama from the entire season. Finally they give their thoughts on Victo...