The Ben 10 Podcast That Nobody Asked For

“Be more creative.” - That’s right! We delayed Monday’s episode so you’d get one on CHRISTMAS! The best gift of all, I’m sure. And it’s made even more special by the fact that we recorded it on June 7th, with absolutely no awareness that it would be released on the 25th of December, and therefore make no reference to Christmas AT ALL. Beat THAT, The Muppet Christmas Carol. - Ben 10: Ultimate Alien...

“Well, whoever the f**k you are, learn how to spell!” - Learn who the fellas’ dream sponsors are, listen to some fun bullying… actually there’s a lot of that in this episode… a lot aimed at Sam… hmmmmm… - Ben 10: Ultimate Alien Season 1, Episodes 7 & 8 Andreas’ Fault & Fused Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“ He’s smiling, he wants to smile, he’s pretending he doesn’t want to smile. ” - This is the third episode of our third season. - Ben 10: Ultimate Alien Season 1, Episodes 5 & 6 Escape From Aggregor & Too Hot to Handle Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Stop punching my house.” - Evil plans, death by radiation, and banned video games. We've really got it all. Ben 10: Ultimate Alien Season 1, Episodes 3 & 4 Hit ‘em Where They Live & Video Games Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Can you transform that into non-freedom units please.” - Have you guys missed our bad Aunty Donna impressions? WELL GOOD NEWS! Along with that, in this, the first episode, of the third season of our award-winning (manifesting) podcast, you’ll also hear us talk about the beginning of Ben 10: Ultimate Alien! New aliens, new enemies, but OLD HEELS. You know what they say. One step forward, two steps...

“I believe the words is, ‘Shoo moth, don’t bother me.’” The hosts of this podcast wish their listeners to know that they support hippies, and that they recognise five white guys are probably not the ones to be talking about the poorly-aged elements of Tropic Thunder and Come Fly With Me . Ben 10 Alien Force: Vilgax Attacks Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“This has to be the most visual work someone has done for a non-visual media.” For the first time EVER! (maybe, I can’t remember) We respond to your emails! That’s right! YOUR emails! Which aliens could survive a bullet? What NZ/Australian programing do your hosts recommend? Also, exactly how hard should it be to get five grown men to play a video-game? (Asking for a friend) Ben 10: Alien Force: T...

“F**k you IMDb. We’re coming for ya.” - Here we are, the end of Alien Force . Well, the end of the series anyway… We’ve got all your favourites. We’ve got episode ranking, we’ve got alien ranking, we’ve got a few random discussions that have nothing to do with Ben 10, AND IT ISN’T EVEN THE END OF OUR SEASON YET. That being said there will be a few weeks of hiatus between this and our closing episo...

“We need a wraith, a goul.” - Which Alien Force alien would the fellas like to turn into? And why has it taken so long to ask this question? (Unless of course they already answered that question and just forgot) - Ben 10: Alien Force, Season 3, Episodes 17 & 18 Above and Beyond & Vendetta Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Can you and I go to the casino together, please?” - Have you ever wondered what Sam’s tactics are when it comes to gambling? Well wonder no more, as on this episode of The Ben 10 Podcast That Nobody Asked For , Sam goes into detail for all you Samheads who have been dying to know. Then, join the lads as they discuss their preferences when it comes to being tucked in at night. - Ben 10: Alien Forc...

“Ooo, I’ve still got the urine page open.” - And with that, the upload schedule is (hopefully) FIXED! The boys finally made it. All the pain, suffering, long nights, and bad jokes… It was all worth it to get to him. Rath. The bestest of boys. After that they see Vilgax get his ass kicked. Also, apparently something is coming up that Sam is very excited for. So, stay tuned. - Ben 10: Alien Force, S...

“I could be a +5 to MMA, I’ve just never tried” - Is Ben the best side character in Ben 10 ? Who is the voice of Michael Morningstar? What is the funniest thing to put on your hinge profile? Is water wet? Does Sam know how to take care of his marigolds? And most importantly, what are the fellas’ stats? Find out the answers to these questions, and hang around for the insane conversations that devel...

“And then he’s facedown on the concrete, f***ing dead.” - Nothing has ever gone south as fast as the recording of the podcast halfway through this episode. - Ben 10: Alien Force, Season 3, Episodes 9 & 10 In Charm’s Way & Ghost Town Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Why is that needed? Do we need that?” - Further conversations on Ben’s regression lead onto a discussion about the benefits of using artificially prepared chemicals to keep you awake. - Ben 10: Alien Force, Season 3, Episodes 6, 7, & 8 Vreedle Vreedle, Single-Handed, If All Else Fails Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Maybe next time we all meet up we should just play LEGO games.” - Hey! Look at that! A new episode only (4, 5, 6…) ONLY 8 DAYS LATE. You’ll get what you get, when you get it, and you’ll be happy about it. Speaking of this episode, it’s a roller-coaster. Fun conversations about Ben 10 mixed with depressing conversations about war and religion. They also spend a not insubstantial amount of time quo...

"Alberto Tennyson!!!" *shakes fist* - Gwen is now allowed to wear trousers. Everybody is happy about this. Ben is a dick now. Nobody is happy about this. Sam is optimistic for an appearance by Wildmutt in the coming episodes. He is going to be disappointed. Joe remembers seeing the first Hobbit film in cinemas, causing Nat to nearly cry because of what they called those movies. Discussions about w...

“This movie was good, like-OH! No, it wasn't, sorry, sorry.” And day two is off to a rocky start as the crew watch the perplexing film. Ben 10: Alien Swarm. With the budget of 2005's Serenity , yet almost none of the charm, it almost sent our intrepid viewers right back to sleep. Also, a quick audio quality warning for this one. While nowhere NEAR as bad as our atrocious season 1 finale, we do swi...

"Stop f***ing sidetracking! The planet's about to be invaded!" - It took a whole day, but the fellas finally reached the final chapter of the Highbreed Invasion. The question is, are they conscious enough to say anything interesting about it? - Ben 10: Alien Force, Season 2, Episode 13 War of the Worlds: Part 2 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Don’t look it up, don’t look it up, I don’t care.” - In this episode, we learn that Sam is a naughty boy (and may possibly be addicted to audible). - Ben 10: Alien Force, Season 2, Episodes 11 & 12, Unearthed & War of the Worlds: Part 1 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“It’s not a war crime the first time you do it.” - Oh boy, they’re really losing it now. Until it is lost completely however, they are determined to regale you with discussions of false memories, random number generators, and of course, Ben 10: Alien Force . - Ben 10: Alien Force, Season 2, Episodes 9 & 10, Inside Man & Birds of a Feather Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

“That is bat***t. That is bat***t crazy.” - This is the episode where Sam finally understands why it’s called the “Null Void”. This is also the episode where everyone is getting very tired. - Ben 10: Alien Force, Season 2,  Episodes 7 & 8, Grounded & Voided Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Showers. How often do people have them?” - Things get HEATED in this one. You may need to take a moment after the argument in this one. - Ben 10: Alien Force, Season 2, Episodes 5 & 6, Undercover & Pet Project Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“I remember when you were so proud and insistent on your ability to handle spicy foods that it ruined James’ evening.” - In the first half of this episode, Albedo’s obsession with chilli cheese leads the boys to discuss their preferred greasy, cheesy, chilli snacks, and their experiences with such food. In the second part, those same boys are realising how much more they’re enjoying this second se...

“They’re playing footsie.” - Two “banging” episodes. In between, a couple of the fellas reminisce on their Twilight watching, Sam reminisces on watching The Thing (1982)… To be completely honest, the first half is essentially this podcast’s The Thing episode, So a great time for fans of The Thing . The second half is once again, a discussion about the actual show they’re watching (with them even r...

“He’s lying. He lies to us. He lied to me and told me this would be fun, see? He’s a liar.” -  Just over a quarter of the way through the weekend, and the show. Your buddies have reached what serves as the finale for the first season of Ben 10: Alien Force . So, it’s time of course for them to take a look back on the season as a whole for one of their world-famous ranked lists. But more impor...