The Ben 10 Podcast That Nobody Asked For

“I just am not going into it because I don’t know fully what I’m talking about.” - Guys, this is kind of insane. You probably won’t believe me when I tell you this, but they actually spend a decent amount of this episode ACTUALLY DISCUSSING Ben 10 . It’s been a long time coming, but they finally managed it… for about half of it anyway. There’s also plenty of discussion about things that have nothi...

“I have standards, that’s what I’m saying. I have standards.” - Don’t panic. Despite the sounds Joe’s wrist made at the start, his hand is still attached. Anyway, did you want to know everyone’s favourite Pixar films? Yes? Well, you’re in luck! No? Well now my feelings are hurt. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? Don’t worry, they still spend plenty of time arguing about fictional science in a children’s cartoon....

"Damn, I wish I had money" - Did you ever wonder what we think about Christchurch? Have you ever asked yourself, "Do these guys enjoys seeing the characters of Ben 10 be happy?" Have you ever wondered, "How on earth do these fellas keep track of how many days there are in each month?" Do you ever find yourself snapped back to reality by a thundering voice in your head asking, "Does New Zealand hav...

“I, so desperately, just want to live, in an apartment, with a cat.” - People always make fun of it, “oHHH, weLL WhY nOt jUSt FLyyyy To MOrDOR?” BECAUSE THEN THERE WOULDN’T BE A STORY TO TELL! AND TOLKIEN KNEW THIS! SO BEING THE CLEVER-CLOCK THAT HE WAS, HE INCORPERATED A REASON INTO THE WORLDBUILDING OF HIS UNIVERSE! THERE’S EVEN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT, YET STILL PERFECTLY LOGICAL, REASON THA...

“Am I the only person who’s already crashing?” - Hey look! Joe’s back! Just in time for your favourite podcasters to start discussing the finer points of animation (an artistic medium that, I will remind you once again, none of them have any experience in), as well as finding time to discuss the inspiration for Ben’s new roster of aliens. Between all this, James and Sam get super locked-in to a de...

“I’m axe throwing for ten hours, F*** YOU GUYS!” - Our intrepid cartoon-watchers return for the much beloved follow up to Ben 10 … and Nat wastes no time in ruining everyone’s fun by pointing out the logical inconsistencies in a children’s show. At the same time Sam delivers handy tips to you dear listeners on updating your electronic devices, along with some fun facts about the Red Cross logo, an...

“We love chomp.” What do you get when you make a near seventy-minute Ben 10 fight sequence? You get Ben 10: Destroy All Aliens , which is (if we’re being honest) bit of a boring movie. Maybe you could settle a little bet for us. What’s less interesting, someone talking about the teachers at their old school, or someone describing a comedian telling an anecdote? Whatever the answer, would be nice i...

"Yeah, but I can't appreciate it because I'm mad at you." Was devoting an episode to nine shorts worth it? Probably not! But this way our first season is a nice and even thirty episodes. Also, BIG episode today for fans of listening to people watch videos of dogs. Ben 10 Shorts Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"I was just very like, disorientated, and upset, and embarrassed... that was that story." Oh wow, the FIRST Ben 10 live-action movie. A perfect opportunity to talk about movies and TV shows that are not Ben 10, to discuss actors, to drop personal lore... basically anything BUT talk about Race Against Time . Don't worry, they get round to it eventually. Boy this film is charming. It's also not grea...

"He's just so annoying! He's so irritating." While they wait for Sam to arrive, James, Bailey, Izzy and Nat catch up on what they've learned about Ben 10 in the last month and-a-half since watching Secret of the Omnitrix. Most important; Izzy took the opportunity to catch up on the first three seasons she missed out on over the weekend. Stay tuned to learn who Waybig was based off, who is obsessed...

“What’s a ‘Lucky Girl’?” And with that, our intrepid viewers have seen the final hand-animated “episode” of the original Ben 10 series. And what better way to look back at the last four seasons of animated greatness than with A TIER LIST BABY! If you were excited for an in-depth look at the animated film Ben 10: Secret of the Omnitrix , then you’re shit out of luck buddy, they talk about it for a...

"Why do I have pink eye!?" Oh boy! Four whole seasons of Ben 10 in the can! Outside of ranking this season, the primary topic of conversation this time, is who exactly could've replaced Sublimino (Sam gets REAL mad). Season 4, Episodes 9 & 10, Ben 10 vs. The Negative 10: Parts 1&2 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Wish she was my aunt." Need we say more? Season 4, Episodes 7 & 8, Ken 10 & Goodbye and Good Riddance Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“It takes three people to s**t“ Remember how several weeks back there was that MASSIVE episode that combined FOUR discussions? Well, what goes around comes around. Now you get a small one. Season 4, Episodes 5 & 6, Ben 4 Good Buddy & Ready to Rumble Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“Was Ponce de León Cool?” Do you wanna hear about Ben 10 ? Well tough, we’re talking about the CW’s Arrowverse now. Maybe you’ll hear the odd tidbit hear and there about the show this podcast is named for, but they’ve got other things to talk about. For instance, they need to discuss very important things like spelling, real-world weddings, and handwriting, so be quiet and be happy with what you g...

“Ok, I don’t have THAT high integrity.” Do you want to know what six people think of Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul? Well, my friends, have we got the podcast episode for you! On top of that, the decision on what to get for dinner comes around once again, and is made quickly and (relatively) painlessly. But, where there is light, there must also be darkness. Where there is yin, there must be yang. It’s f...

"Wait... what microphone is it...I think it's recording from the computer microphone." OK, not a lot of time here because I completely forgot to prep this one last night. Basically they watched the finale of season 3 and now they're gonna talk about it for a bit. After that, they rank all the episodes of season 3, you guys know the drill, this is our third season finale now. You should all go the...

“What do you mean, ‘Cannonbolt has cake’?“ HELL YEAH! GHOSTFREAK'S BACK! If you've missed our uneducated discussions about the animation process, then you will be pleasantly surprised by this one. On top of that we have all your old faves, Icarus, Cannonbolt, clothing discussions, etc. But with the old also comes the new, with the addition of sixth (oh boy, getting awfully crowded in here) viewer...

“I still don’t know how to fold a fitted sheet, but you know, we’ll get there one day.”  This is the one where the fellas decide they know what's best about everything, from dealing with bullies, to how to parent, and then... actually that might be all they talk about in this one Season 3, Under Wraps & The Unnaturals Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"It sounded really good... visually I could not tell you anything." Sam learns that Sublimino will return. This news devastates him. Season 3, Monster Weather & Super Alien Hero Buddy Adventures Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

“You just got shown up by a dyslexic!” That’s right! Grab your minetendos, open up your gamestations, and strap on your y-cubes. We are now your one-stop shop for all things GAME. For those of you who don’t believe in us, who think us foolish, unknowing, and misinformed when it comes to the complex socio-political-biosphere that is game… you’re probably right! But who’s gonna stop us? YOU?! Don’t...

“This is so far removed from Ben 10.” A lot of dragging on inconsistencies and lazy story-telling in this one. Please don’t take it personally Ben 10 , it all comes from a place of love. Have no fear though, your boys get very far off topic in part two of this episode when they start reminiscing about disappointing movies and arguing about what did and didn’t happen at school. (Fun fact: Nat’s wro...

"Shall we go to bed?... SEPARATE beds!" Nat wasn't paying attention as much during one of these episodes because he was cleaning, but you'd hardly notice. After Sam and James spend too much time explaining all the inconsistencies that Nat didn't notice however, our three heroes finally get a well-deserved six hours of slee- SIX HOURS?! THEY ONLY GOT SIX HOURS OF SLEEP!? What psychopath was in char...

“He shoots… the BEST loogies.” It’s been sixteen hours, and the reality is finally starting to set in, as the Quartet reach the season two finale. Maybe it’s the existential horror of their choices which finally keeps them on topic as they rank the episode of season two. Season 2, Episode 13, Back with a Vengeance Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"Just like how Icarus was only half a bird." Iconic /ʌɪˈkɒnɪk/ adjective 1. relating to or of the nature of an icon; regarded as a representative symbol or as worthy of veneration. 2. Ghostfreak’s second design. PLOT TWIST! Sam's starting to switch to team Ripjaws! Meanwhile, the discussion of Ben's apparel rages on, as the boys seek out each and every inconsistency they can find in a Cartoon Netw...