Necrotic Clock Productions

The Bear Table

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A podcast where three queer nerds play Dungeons and Dragons and other tabletop games. The Bear Table is a Necrotic Clock Production.

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Episodes

Syzygy 039 - The Capybara Caper 02.03.2025 36:34

In which character lore is omitted due to low rolls, an old man gets the shit kicked out of him, and a prisoner is set free. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) -...

Syzygy 038 - “Ma’am, your son is a homosexual.” 15.02.2025 34:50

In which- you know what, I’m tired of writing these. Stuff happens, listen to the episode. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobg...

Syzygy 037 - A Meditation on the Concept of Crabs 01.02.2025 33:06

In which a mansion is re-repaired, a journey is re-embarked upon, and a family is found(?). Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobg...

Syzygy 036 - The World’s Best Plan 18.01.2025 58:23

In which the rules are more like suggestions. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgoblin cleric (she/her) Sean Hogan https://www...

Syzygy 035 - Four Dabloons 05.01.2025 48:21

Apologies for our extended absence, there were Circumstances (gay ones). Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgoblin cleric (she/...

Bloopers 004 - The Meat Obelisk 27.04.2024 35:00

THE MEAT OBELISK IS LARGE AND UNHOLY Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgoblin cleric (she/her) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube....

Syzygy 034 - Oskr, JoBob, and Felecia 13.04.2024 56:42

In which a tree is bothered, potential allies are ignored, and Lady Mittens takes a short trip to the Goo Realm. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mitten...

Syzygy 033 - Nike Rages!? 07.01.2024 45:05

In which a surrender is negotiated, and then another, weirder, surrender is negotiated. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgobli...

Syzygy 032 - Whac-A-Mole 03.12.2023 46:26

In which a sand castle is built, a sea battle is fought, and hydras turn out to be cuter than we ever thought possible… Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lad...

Syzygy 031 - We’re Going to War 08.10.2023 41:22

Nike plans a war. Guin fucks with Nike. Lady Mittens fucks with Guin. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgoblin cleric (she/her)...

Shots 005 - The Ghost of Gault Gisney 02.09.2023 1:04:33

For legal reasons, this entire episode happens in Minecraft. Max Jackson - GM RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Cecily Tiptin Amber Griffin (she/her) - Gail Godfrey Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

Syzygy 030 - “As your therapist…” 29.07.2023 59:37

In which a contract is signed, a one-sided conversation is had, and a crew’s fate is sealed… Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - ho...

Syzygy 029 - Nonlethally 16.05.2023 49:03

In which we do! not! kill! anyone! Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

Bloopers 003 - Egg 02.04.2023 28:38

In which the audio quality varies wildly. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

Syzygy 028 - Lavender and Pink 11.03.2023 43:22

In which some very bad things happen!!! (And also the audio is slightly messed up, idk why.  A few words get inexplicably dropped)  Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hoga...

Syzygy 027 - A Trip to the Library 25.02.2023 33:56

In which we go on a knowledge quest, wrestle tongues, and ‘pass the test’. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3

Syzygy 026 - Going to Jail 11.02.2023 31:09

In which we learn about family, uncover a tragic factoid, and find a lead. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

Syzygy 025 - Safety Dance 21.01.2023 26:05

This episode includes a special guest! Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Fisto - tiefling paladin (she/her) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWp...

Syzygy 024 - Assassin’s Creeding 09.01.2023 28:54

Parkour! Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

Bloopers 002 - Another One Bites the Moon Sand™ 24.12.2022 20:22

In which we lose our trains of thought, are very bad at math, and play with the sand. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp...

Shots 004 - Sausage Man 11.12.2022 1:09:02

In which Amber does a lot of weird voices while inebriated. (Skip to 16 minutes to jump over character creation.)  RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Potato Max Jackson (he/him) - Tchotchke Amber Griffin (she/her) - GM Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

Syzygy 023 - The Engreebling 27.11.2022 36:45

In which some goods are peddled, and some become extremely engreebled. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

Syzygy 022 - Fishy Business 13.11.2022 36:08

In which some locals are met, and some asses are bitten by fish. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

Syzygy 021 - Penelope Painting 24.09.2022 52:20

In which another person is dead, a murderer is chased, and existential questions are asked. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66Y...

Shots 003 - That Way's North 12.09.2022 47:12

In which the episode is not a prank this time. Happy birthday, Max! (Start at 4:00 if you listened to the last ep lmao) Amber Griffin (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) Max Jackson (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3