The Bear Table

In which character lore is omitted due to low rolls, an old man gets the shit kicked out of him, and a prisoner is set free.  Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)  Nico Mrakota (she/her) -...

In which- you know what, I’m tired of writing these. Stuff happens, listen to the episode.  Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)  Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobg...

In which a mansion is re-repaired, a journey is re-embarked upon, and a family is found(?). Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)  Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobg...

In which the rules are more like suggestions. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)  Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgoblin cleric (she/her)  Sean Hogan https://www...

Apologies for our extended absence, there were Circumstances (gay ones).  Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)  Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgoblin cleric (she/...

THE MEAT OBELISK IS LARGE AND UNHOLY Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)  Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgoblin cleric (she/her)  Sean Hogan https://www.youtube....

In which a tree is bothered, potential allies are ignored, and Lady Mittens takes a short trip to the Goo Realm.  Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)  Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mitten...

In which a surrender is negotiated, and then another, weirder, surrender is negotiated. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)  Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgobli...

In which a sand castle is built, a sea battle is fought, and hydras turn out to be cuter than we ever thought possible…   Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)  Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lad...

Nike plans a war. Guin fucks with Nike. Lady Mittens fucks with Guin. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)  Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgoblin cleric (she/her)...

For legal reasons, this entire episode happens in Minecraft. Max Jackson - GM RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Cecily Tiptin Amber Griffin (she/her) - Gail Godfrey Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

In which a contract is signed, a one-sided conversation is had, and a crew’s fate is sealed…  Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)  Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - ho...

In which we do! not! kill! anyone! Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

In which the audio quality varies wildly.  Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)  Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

In which some very bad things happen!!! (And also the audio is slightly messed up, idk why.  A few words get inexplicably dropped)  Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hoga...

In which we go on a knowledge quest, wrestle tongues, and ‘pass the test’. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3

In which we learn about family, uncover a tragic factoid, and find a lead. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

This episode includes a special guest! Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Fisto - tiefling paladin (she/her) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWp...

Parkour! Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

In which we lose our trains of thought, are very bad at math, and play with the sand. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp...

In which Amber does a lot of weird voices while inebriated. (Skip to 16 minutes to jump over character creation.)  RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Potato Max Jackson (he/him) - Tchotchke Amber Griffin (she/her) - GM Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

In which some goods are peddled, and some become extremely engreebled. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

In which some locals are met, and some asses are bitten by fish. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3w

In which another person is dead, a murderer is chased, and existential questions are asked. Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him) Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66Y...

In which the episode is not a prank this time. Happy birthday, Max! (Start at 4:00 if you listened to the last ep lmao) Amber Griffin (she/her) RJ Mrakota (they/them) Max Jackson (he/him) Sean Hogan https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1Fz5YWpwDUV66YLURRQp3