The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast

He’s Hot, He’s Sexy, and He wears a Funny Mask! Jester from It’s Doomsday Podcast Joins us! CHECK OUT HIS SHOW! https://itsdoomsdaypodcast.podbean.com/ Do you want to know what day it is? Well we tell you whether or not you care! Spanky has jokes and we have to splain them to Jester so you know they are not good! Hurricane Nicole is making it’s way towards Florida and it is a good thing we have Je...

WE SURVIVED THE SCARY OCTOBER, ON TO CHRISTMAS! Shout out to the Bixby Spartans and the Jenks TROJANS… Their Game with championship implications will be televised, Thursday Night at 7PM on ESPN2. NFL team owner could face huge fine for his choice of Halloween costume Do You really want to know what holidays, pseudo holidays and peoples fantasy holidays are being celebrated? We bring you all the de...

It’s just a little Horror between Friends! HAPPY SUGAR DIABETES DAY Gust of wind blows man out of truck near Parsons, Kan. At least 6 people shot outside Pittsburgh church during funeral for man killed in shooting Woman Removed From Multiple Attractions at Theme Park as Breasts Cause Safety Hazard BREAKING NEWS TODAY! PAUL PELOSI, HUSBAND OR SUBMISSIVE TO NANCY PELOSI HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE AT 2AM I...

What did you expect Wednesday? Check out Spanky’s little rant, hint… it is funny AF! And some baked in reality… You be the judge. Check out what days we are celebrating today! We have a sure-fire method that shows we are in a recession and it is all about the BEER! Florida Man makes his rounds again… what is up with this guy? Do you ever read a headline or a post and think… WTF? Well we have a few...

FRIGHT DAY IS FOR FUN! Spanky discusses his adventures as a wee lad and trick or treating with his big brother. How do you do TRICK or TREATING? Let’s talk about it What day are you celebrating? Listen to ours but yours are probably better! We found a story of a Woman that stabbed someone with a Sex Toy…How is that possible? Find out here We have Friday Follies – all the headlines that we can stom...

BEANS & WEENIE BASEMENT OF HORROR PART I The Spanky Monologue – Spanky’s Halloween Dilemma – what costume to choose? We want to know what the “HOT” costume is this year and you do not let us down! > We have your CLINTS (Clue + Hint) so you can guess what day it is! CAN YOU GUESS? > It’s a Horror Movie kinda night! You the ever talented audience will have the chance to guess what movie we are playi...

SCARY THINGS THIS WAY COMES The Spanky Monologue – Spanky’s Halloween Dilemma – what costume to choose? All the the signs you may see travelling across America > We have your CLINTS (Clue + Hint) so you can guess what day it is! CAN YOU GUESS? > What is happening in the world of FOOTBALL? > It’s a Horror Movie kinda night! We talk about the top HORROR MOVIES for 2022 according to IMDB! Do not blam...

RIDING THE RAILS AGAIN The Spanky Monologue – Spanky’s side gig story. All the the signs you may see travelling across America >We have your CLINTS (Clue + Hint) so you can guess what day it is! CAN YOU GUESS? >Do you know what a RAINBOW KISS is? Well, we learn a little and you will not believe where this information came from! > Crime is reaching new lows, find out what people are stealing now. >...

S3E13 – Lucky number SLIRTEEN Its Friday, let’s find out what is going on We celebrate the 75th Birthday of the United States Air Force! Hollywood Bull$#!t. What day is it? We tell you all the good ones to celebrate! Let us know what your favorites are in the comments or on Facebook - @beansandweenieshow Back in the day useless facts Stupid Humans and what they are doing. David Blaine Says Stunts...

S3E12 – Back in the Saddle AGAIN! HOLLYWOOD BULL$#!T: Somehow Meghan Markle is trending. DiCaprio is raising his dating age requirement. We play the popular game, “What’s in Ryan Reynold’s ASS?” Stupid News from around the world that may be closer thank you think! Do People Named after Al Pacino commit more crimes? We explore… Bucket List items and which ones are really appropriate? Why airlines a...

S3E11 – Spanky comes unwound HAPPY FRIDAY! What’s on the MENU tonight you ask? Hollywood BULL$#!T:  Dana HAMM, Trouble in Paradise with TB12 & GB, and other stuff including Teletubbies exclusive Are PEOPLE REALLY THAT STUPID? We have stories that would prove this hypothesis FLORIDA Do we need to say anymore? YES, we have a lot to say! Woman asks to be arrested Man Hot Rods through Walmart Drunk Ma...

S3E10 – SPANKY IN DRAG Hollywood BULL$#!T: Maitland Ward – Porn Star, New Shows coming out…Special Forces: Ultimate Test How busy is to busy? Is your life a little too busy? Case in point – Woman in San Antonio runs over deputy dropping kid off at school because she is running late! Social Media and HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE? Man provides blue print on how he can be robbed and killed on Social Media t...

S3E9 – Spanky Comes Home! Hollywood BULL$#!T: VMA’s, Aubrey Plaza & Danny DeVito, and Sydney Sweeney Stupid News: Leave Denmark to die in America? Emotional Support Alligator ?!?!?! News from our Capitol… How does the Canadian VA feel about Canadian Vets… Just die already! New York Stupidity at its finest All This and More. Send us a comment or an idea! beansandweenieshow@yahoo.com Check out all o...

S3E8 – Spanky’s humpin along Hollywood BULL$#!T: Kim Kardashian, Sylvester Stallone and Olivia’s Grease all ringing the Hollyweird bell today! Stupid News from around the world: FedEx Delivery gone wrong?!?! When do having kids make you the happiest?!?? Where is the best place to run out of fuel in an airplane… good question STUPID PEOPLE making questionable decisions – Always worry or is it never...

S3E7 – SPANKY WOKE UP TODAY WE HAVE SOME NEWS ABOUT FOOD, YEAH, GO FIGURE…SPANKY LOVES HIS FOOD! PUBLIC SEX IS ABOUT TO BE DECLARED AN EPIDEMIC WE DISCUSS HOLLYWOOD BULLS#!T, THERE IS A LOT HOW DANGEROUS ARE WALMARTS, YOU MAY BE SURPRISED JESTER JOINS THE SHOW AND SHIT HITS THE FAN. ALL THIS AND SO MUCH MORE! JOIN THE GUYS AT 7PM CST FOR ENTERTAINMENT YOU DID NOT KNOW YOU NEEDED Send us a comment...

S3E6 – SPANKY TRIES TO SOMERSAULT WELL, WE LEFT THE RAILS OF COMMON DECENCY AND YOU NEED TO HEAR JUST WHAT WE FOUND! IT’S FRIDAY – LETS GO PEOPLE. IT’S A LIVE SHOW SO WE NEVER KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN! HOW MESSED UP ARE CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES IN THIS COUNTRY? WE TAKE A LOOK DEFINITELY HAVE SOME ALL-NEW HELIUM KARAOKE FOR YOU. FIND OUT IF ANYONE WINS IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA? CAN YOU GUESS FIVE SONGS THAT...

Well this went off the rails fast but here it is... S3E5 – SPANKY BUYS DRUGS MARIAH CAREY-ELIZABETH CHAN CAT FIGHT BAYWATCH ONLY FANS PAGE JAMEELA JAMIL IS BANNED FROM HAVING BUTT SEX WE VISIT THE MUSIC OF OUR YOUTH – WORMHOLE WHATS THE LAMB CHOP NEVERENDING SONG? YOU ARE WELCOME… ALL THIS AND SO MUCH MORE, BE SURE TO BE HERE! Send us a comment or an idea! beansandweenieshow@yahoo.com Check out al...

S3E4 – Spanky goes to Work and Jester takes over the show! Shoutout to Jester from Its Doomsday Podcast for joining us this evening all the way from Greece! Thank you to FATPAPPY for adding color commentary to our Pod Lives!!! WHO LIKES PINA COLADAS OR A GOOD COLONOSCOPY? WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE We discuss the virtues and women of Greece 2APatriotMama makes a special appearance and we thoroughly en...

S3E3 BACK TO SCHOOL PART DEAUX TOMMY LEE PENIS CDC CROOKED LINES OR GUIDELINES AS THEY REFER TO THEM LYING, ARE YOU GOOD AT IT? STUPID INTERNET DEBATES AND CRAZES ALL THIS AND SO MUCH MORE Send us a comment or an idea! beansandweenieshow@yahoo.com Check out all our social media accounts! https://twitter.com/and_spanky   https://www.tiktok.com/@verseofscooter https://www.instagram.com/beansandweeni...

S3E2 SPANKY & SCOOTER BACK TO SCHOOL EDITION We sing a lullaby to one of our treasured listeners children and probably give them nightmares What are your 122 Different Decisions for Today, find out here How many people are killing their houseplants? Why did you quit your job? We go over the Top Ten reasons people quit their jobs. Where are all the places you can Twerk? Who wants a Twerking Senator...

Thank you to everyone that joined our live show!  Spanky and Scooter together again! Man rips off kids lemonade stand with fake money Five ways to tell if you receive a fake Hundred Dollar Bill We go back in history for some weird and unusual happenings Olivia died The Saga of the Cursed Refridgerator Also, we have birthdays, commentary on the sad state of the human race and much much more Check o...

Spanky & Scooter take a moment to say Hello! They have asked the ever important question - "What would you like to have in the Season 3 Shows?" Have an Idea, let the boys know on email, beansandweenieshow@yahoo.com or on FaceBook @beansandweenieshow or on Twitter @and_spanky or on TikTok @verseofscooter It is great to be back and remember, Spanky & Scooter are trained, er semi trained pro, er aw h...

Spanky makes a brief return to the stage. He is wearing the ever popular CONE OF SHAME Spanky gives us an update on his Medical Reorientation Surgery. Inflation and the economy is so bad, you will never guess what they are canceling now... Spanky's dog barks a lot, too bad we don't have a WOOF Translator We do have a bit of good news to spread... Be sure to LIKE and FOLLOW this podcast for future...

New Trend:  Black Wedding Dresses A Woman Had Emergency Surgery After Swallowing Her Covid Test Swab All this and so much more, tune in, download, share and definitely follow! Mission Impossible Trivia HollyWeird News Hometown people doing stupid things, maybe in your hometown We check the headlines for you Good News: Baby Formula, Sports Stars, and Missing Teeth Visit our website often, things ch...

What's the Trashiest Food You Love? A Woman Threw Pee When She Got Upset Over a Pooping Chicken All this and so much more, tune in, download, share and definitely follow! Mission Impossible Trivia HollyWeird News Hometown people doing stupid things, maybe in your hometown We check the headlines for you Good News:  Doorbell Cameras, Stray Dogs, and College Graduates Visit our website often, things...