The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS SPANKY? Tonight Jester and Scooter do there best to attain the excellence in podcasting that Spanky McButterpants has set as the HIGH BAR... unfortunately, you get this. Weird turns were taken, Jester has Spiritual Warfare occurring in his DOOM Hideaway.  We are talking Spirits and Weird Stuff. Thank Goodness Big Chief Thunder Lung provided sage wisdom and interesting comment...

LET'S GO ELECTRIC THEY SAID... WHAT COULD GO WRONG? WELL... EVERYTHING! and WE DISCUSS ALL ABOUT IT! DEATHS IN 2024 SO FAR, OLD PEOPLE AND SEX, BIZARRE LAWS IN THE US, CALIFORNIA CRAP WATER, WE TOUCH ON ALL SUBJECTS PROBABLY TOO MUCH. and WE SPEND THE ENTIRE NIGHT READING OUR FRIEND, MAYOR KRAZIE'S TWEETS DURING THE 49ER V PACKER GAME.  CHECK OUT THE BEANS & WEENIE COMMUNITY - USE PROMO CODE B...

CHECK OUT THE BEANS AND WEENIE COMMUNITY AT: HTTP://BEANSANDWEENIESHOWMADNESS.LOCALS.COM USE PROMO CODE 'BEANSHOT' FOR A FREE MONTH.  TONIGHT WE ARE SERVING UP: SPECIAL GUEST: 2APATRIOTMAMA – 2APATRIOTMAMA INFORMATION TWITTER/X @2Apatriot74 RUMBLE https://rumble.com/user/dark2light1111 INSTA or IG: https://www.instagram.com/2apatriotmama?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw...

MAKE WAY FOR THE WINTER SCHMUCKS! CHECK OUT THE BEANS AND WEENIE COMMUNITY AT: HTTP://BEANSANDWEENIESHOWMADNESS.LOCALS.COM TONIGHT WE ARE SERVING UP: WINTER SCHMUCKS, MORON GOVERNMENT AGENCIES, AND ELECTRIC VEHICLE MAYHEM WE ALSO DISCUSS THE JUST IN TIME RELEASE OF THE CINEMATIC TREASURE, “MICKEY’S MOUSE TRAP”. YOUR FAVORITE MOUSE ON A BLOOD THIRSTY RAMPAGE KILLING TEENAGERS AT THEME PARK… SOUNDS...

SPANKY’S BIG BIRTHDAY  BASHAPOLOOZA!!! TODAYS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “S” Take a minute and send a little support and love to BWD through CashApp $beansandweenie or PayPal @beansandweenieshow Memories, Memories and more memories. Relive the moments from Beans and Weenie show through the years. Spanky walks through 2023 in an interesting look back. We take a second or two to celebrate...

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS! CHRISTMAS MEMORIES AND REMEMBERANCES CHRISTMAS TRIVIA WITH MAYOR KRAZIE FROM KRAZIE TOWN GIFTS AND PRODUCTS CHECK OUT WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN FOR GREAT PRODUCTS, JEWELRY, TUMBLERS, AND CUSTOM PRODUCTS! (CONGRATULATIONS TO AMBER MAY, WINNER OF KRAZIE CHRISTMAS TRIVIA!) THE ANNUAL READING OF “TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS” BY MAMA SCOOTER FROM EVERYONE HERE AT THE BEANS...

CRAZY ADVENT CALENDARS, HEADLINES THAT SHOULD BE FORGOTTEN,  A LOVE STORY FOR THE AGES BUT WITH MISSING BODY PARTS UBER EATS 2023 LIST OF MOST INTERESTING ORDERS HOLIDAY TRIVIA WITH JESTER, ERIC THE PODFATHER, AND OUR FRIEND JAKE DIALS BUT BE SURE TO TUNE IN FOR THE NEXT BEANS AND WEENIE SHOW IS DOOMED. WE WILL HAVE SOME MORE ENTERTAINING AND INFORMATIVE STORIES WAITING JUST FOR YOU. 8:30PM CST ON...

TONIGHTS SHOW BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “M” THE WEEKS HEADLINES WILL SURPRISE YOU CREATIVE ELF ON A SHELF PLACEMENT IDEAS AND A PSA FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT HAVEN’T DIVED INTO THE HOLIDAY TRADITION POOL. DATING TRADITIONS AND RITUALS THAT SHOULD BE BROUGHT BACK! HOW DO YOU APPROACH THE SUBJECT OF HYGIENE, ESPECIALLY WITH A WOMAN? SPANKY GIVES YOU SOME BACKGROUND… THIS IS A SMELLY SUBJECT THAT SOME...

SEASON 5 EPISODE 5 – ITS ALL ABOUT THE GOLDEN RINGS… 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS THE LOVELY AND TALENTED DRAGON LADY KYLIE JOINS US THIS EVENING SPANKY HAS A LITTLE TRIVIA FOR YOU THIS EVENING – HOW SMART ARE YOU? THE SHOW CAREENS DOWN THE ROAD TO THE BEST FAMILY GAMES TO PLAY DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON OR HOLIDAY PARTIES. AT CHRISTMAS TIME IT IS ALWAYS HARD TO FIND A GOOD HIDING PLACE – WE HAVE A STORY A...

SEASON 5 EPISODE 4 – THE CURE FOR YOUR THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY HANGOVER WE ARE JESTER-LESS THIS EVENING – SPANKY EXPLAINS WHAT RIGHT-SIDE UP PINEAPPLE PARTIES ARE… THIS IS INTERESTING FIND OUT WHAT THE BEST THANKSGIVING SIDE DISHES WERE ACCORDING TO THE 2023 “STATES OF THE SIDES” POLL HINT – STUFFING IS NO LONGER KING… FIND OUT WHAT RANKED #1 WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY COMMERCIAL THAT BRINGS THOSE...

SEASON 5 EPISODE 3 – WHO ORDERED THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL ALREADY? TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST IS THE MAYOR OF KRAZIE TOWN – KRAZIE JOINS US FOR A GREAT TIME! WHO IS DECORATING AND WHO ISN’T, SPANKY, JESTER, KRAZIE AND SCOOTER GIVE YOU THE LOWDOWN ON THEIR GRIZWOLD FAMILY CHRISTMAS PLANS… IT IS A LITTLE SURPRISING AND MOSTLY DISTURBING… WE GET YOU PRIMED FOR THE BEGINNING OF THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITH A LITT...

SEASON 5 EPISODE 2 – COVID, GENITALS, and EVERYTHING ELSE! WE ARE JOINED TONIGHT WITH ARE FRIEND FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, EBIKE MIKE! TONIGHTS SHOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “P” – WE SALUTE VETERANS! JESTER IS NOT HAPPY WITH HIS “PROGENY” AND HE TELLS US WHY… WE ARE STILL CONFUSED. DID YOU KNOW THAT PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS GIVING AWAY VASECTOMY’S… WE HAVE THE DETAILS AND IF THAT ISN’T STRAN...

SEASON 5 INAUGURAL EPISODE! WE FIND OUT WHY JESTER IS NOT A PLUMBER OR IS HE FULL OF $#!T? THERE IS A WILD DISCUSSION ABOUT SOME OF OUR FANTASTIC LISTENERS AND THE RELATIONSHIPS THEY MAY HAVE. WE FIND OUT WHICH PODCAST HOST IS GINORMOUSLY ENDOWED… OR IS SHE? IS THE UFC MAKING THE WRONG GENDER CHOICES IN A BEVERAGE? SPANKY HAS FEELINGS… WHY IS IT OKAY FOR PALESTINIANS TO PROTEST THE US GOVERNMENT A...

Is GAS STATION SUSHI a good meal before going to a strip club? We have some details you need to hear... Has Scooby Doo characters reached a new low in their cartoon lives? It just may be the case... Listen and you can decide! The FIVE WORST and LEAST SEXY LOOKS for Men... according to the Wall Street Journal and we will agree. We always have some sexy recipes for you to try... if you haven't heard...

Tonight we have a wonderful discussion about: Vasectomy's Mutilated Sex Dolls Charlie Sheen's Hot Daughter The very first American Roller Coaster Candid conversation about the Headlines causing YOU to lose sleep Jester, Spanky, and ShelbieJack give you their best Sexy Recipes.... Hot Stuff It's always fun. It's always a little weird and definitely CRAZY!  

We have a lot of FUN with Spanky's Return to the Studio! Tina Turner's life and passing becomes an interesting topic. Just know that Spanky is wrong about everything! We discuss and attempt to hold down stomach contents in regards to the WOKE WORLD! We jump on the bandwagon so... Target, Sports Illustrated, Bud, and The North Face are topics of conversation. Join us for some SITCOM THEME SONG TRIV...

The WOMEN of DOOM take over the show! Jelly, Kylie, and ShelbieJack guide the conversation and DOOM & Scooter have no SAY! This is worth the listen! We learn some things about, well, everything... Enjoy

DOOM & Scooter have your weekly recap NYC has a NEW RAT CZAR ITS RAINING BOVINES – TEXAS BLOWS UP A LOT OF COWS ENGLAND HATES LITTLE OLD LADIES AND FORCES ONE OUT OF ELECTED OFFICE REDNECKS IN CALIFORNIA – WE FOUND THE MOST EXPENSIVE TRAILER PARK  DO YOU WONDER WHAT THERE IS TO CELEBRATE AFTER EASTER? SCOOTER & DOOM HAVE YOUR TOP TEN LIST OF CELEBRATIONS AND CELEBRATORY REASONS  AND WE FINALLY ANS...

TIKTOK – WHAT IS GOING ON. JESTER AND SCOOTER HAVE THEORIES. YOU NEED TO HEAR THEM… WE DISCUSS SOME OF THE MORE INTERESTING REQUESTS CUSTOMERS HAVE MADE TO RETAIL EMPLOYEES SOMEHOW WE DISCUSS THE GWYNETH PALTROW LAWSUIT.. SHE RAN OVER SOMEONE SKIING. THE BOYS ASKED A QUESITON AND THE LISTENERS RESPONDED… THE QUESTION IS “THINGS YOU CAN SAY TO YOUR PET THAT YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT SAY TO YOUR SIGNI...

HEY BUDDY CAN YOU SPARE A LIME? Swedish Company to Launch World's First Airbag Jeans. They Look All Safe and Puffy. But are the REALLY??? "This Is Not A Pipe," Female Suspect Claimed Woman Sues Ex-Husband For $4.5 Million Over Her Inability To Orgasm With Other Men. We discuss the latest Joe Biden statements concerning a mothers dead sons.  We also celebrate dirty joke Friday! be sure to join us f...

Can I POP your Balloon? C’mon lemme do it! WHAT DAY IS IT? – Play the game and see if you know what day is being celebrated all over the world today. Controversial Puppy Bowl Star Shits During National Anthem Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl Killeen ISD investigating ‘extremely disturbing’ assignment distributed to students at Rancier Middle School All students are hereby notified tha...

Is there a RUN on TP for the SUPER BOWL? Be sure to visit www.beansandweenieshow.com and submit your choices for the Beans and Weenie is DOOMED Super Bowl extravaganza! What Day is it? Elderly Woman Pretended To Have Alzheimers For Over 10 Years. All The While She was One Of California’s Largest Methamphetamine Manufacturers Man leaves human jawbone at California police station…and then leaves Sib...

RISE OF THE PARA CYBER SEX ANIMALS A BIG-HUGE-BWD LOVE FILLED HUG TO JELLY6 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! HEY, IS THAT A COMET OR A BALLOON? WELL, THAT IS A COMPLICATED ANSWER THE GREEN COMET MAY BE VISIBLE IN THE SKY AND WE MIGHT DISCUSS IT… DID SLEEPY JOE LET GO OF HIS BALLOONS OR IS CHINA SENDING HIM A GIFT? JESTER HAS PLENTY OF THOUGHTS ABOUT THE ENTIRE BALLOON FIASCO – LISTEN HERE NOT SURE HOW TO DESCRI...

Dude, WHERE DID I LEAVE MY HAMMER? We have what day is it, brought to you by Ross Dog from YouTube fame! Check his channel out… https://www.youtube.com/@RossDog We learn about: Bernie Sanders Dares Donald Trump To Compare something… can you guess what that is? Never saw this coming… Woman Impregnates 7 Female Correction Officers At A California State Prison Our lovely listener from Down Under -  J...

The Return of the KINGS! Spanky, Jester, Scooter, & ButterNuts catchup after the Holiday Hiatus Spanky found headlines he thought were interesting, You be the Judge Alec Baldwin Dept of Defense Lost a lot of MONEY?!?!?! Smuggling at the Mexican Border has taken a unique turn, Eggselent you might say Where is the best place to use Methamphetime? Not where you think… New Movie Trailer released… Is i...