The Beans and Weenies Variety Show Podcast

🔥 READY TO GO NUCLEAR? 🔥 We’re calling out the double standards, the hypocrisy, and the ridiculousness of “white face vs. black face.” One race gets to roast, parody, and laugh freely—and the other? Suddenly it’s WORLD WAR III. Comedy isn’t neutral. History isn’t erased by paint. Trauma isn’t a punchline.   Tune in to hear the rant that’s unfiltered, unapologetic, and SPICY as hell. Buckle up—th...

What happens when you mix St. Patty’s Day, March Madness, conspiracy theories, and two guys who can’t stay on topic to save their lives? You get THE BEANS & WEENIE SHOW. 🍀 ST. PATTY’S DAY MADNESS 🏀 MARCH MADNESS 🛸 CONSPIRACY THEORIES Will Scooter fall down a rabbit hole he can’t escape? ⚖️ THE CONSTITUTION & EDUCATION 🎙️ THE BIG QUESTIONS OF THE NIGHT Will Scooter actually be allowed to...

https://beansandweenieshow.com Check it out WILL SPANKY let SCOOTER discuss his important topic tonight? Our Constitutional CRISIS Deepens – LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION Spanky’s FRIDAY NEW “WHYZITS” JUST FOR YOU SPRING BREAK BUDGET FRIENDLY TRAVEL DESTINATIONS… or Where not to GO If you SMOKE and think you can drive, WELL JUST DON’T! But if you do, we have the… BEANS AND WEENIE’S GUIDE FOR “...

BEANS & WEENIE SHOW, MARCH 10, 2026 IT’S A CONSTITUTIONAL CRISIS – LET’S TALK ABOUT THE CONSTITUTION NEW SPORTS FOR FUTURE WINTER OLYMPICS FOOD NEWS FOR EVERYONE – CUZ WE ARE FAT! SPANKY DREAMS UP NEW “WHYZITS” JUST FOR YOU SPRING BREAK IS UPON US AND SPANKY HAS YOUR BUDGET FRIENDLY TRAVEL DESTINATIONS… GOOD NEWS AS ALWAYS AND SOME BETTER NEWS… THE BEANS AND WEENIE’S GUIDE FOR “THE FIELD SOBRI...

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… SPANKY’S STACK OF DUMB STUFF DUMPSTER FIRE NEWS IN SEARCH OF MORMOMS THINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME ROMANTIC MOVIES, CAN YOU NAME THEM? BE SURE TO LIKE, SHARE, AND FOLLOW THE SHOW. LEAVE A REVIEW AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK! SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND...

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… LOVE IS IN THE AIR, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SPANKY’S STACK OF LOVE STUFF THINK FAST, A GAME WHERE YOU, THE AUDIENCE, MATCH INTELLEGIENCE AGAINST SCOOTER – THIS WEEKS GAME IS ABOUT PRODUCT JINGLES SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN...

BEANS AND WEENIE SEASON OF SILLINESS ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… Heavyweight Dank Demoss Deal Breakers - Yes or No Think Fast - a new game Things that make you say What da Fuq Be sure to send us questions to ask Ma - IYKYK SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, I...

Special Guest 2APatriot Mama On this weeks show... Child Trafficking and current events SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW… Spanky’s Stack of Stuff, Dumb 911 calls from Canada, Dumb Criminals, TIKTOK Crash, Dunkin without Donuts SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

ON THIS WEEKS SHOW... NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS, IRRITATING PEOPLE, MORONS, AND IDIOTS SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

MOVIES, ROCK & ROLL HOF, CATCHING UP ARE THE SUBJECTS OF THE DAY! SEND US AN EMAIL: BEANSANDWEENIESHOW@YAHOO.COM CHECK OUT LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW TO FIND OUT WHERE TO WATCH OR LISTEN. JOIN THE BWDCREW COMMUNITY BE APART OF THE GREATEST SHOW OUT THERE, IN OUR OPINION!  LINKS IN LINKTREE – LINKTREE.COM/BWDCREW

The BEANS & WEENIE SHOW is DOOMED S6-E3 CLUSTER FOOKIN plus ONE ON THIS EPISODE: HOLIDAY HOOK UPS! WINTERPROOFING – WHAT TO DO, WHEN TO DO IT…. AND HOW TO DO IT? CHRISTMAS GIFT LIST  - Building the best GIFT list for the ones you love, or like, even tolerate SPECIAL GUESTS in the Studio and ONE MORE THING… JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!  ...

The GANG’s almost all HERE!  ON THIS EPISODE: HOLIDAY STORIES – When does the Holiday Spirit hit you?     - What are your favorite Holiday Movies    - BWD brings you the Holiday Movie releases to look forward to ELECTION MADNESS – Celebrities behaving badly and other nonsense KRAZIE TOWN TRIVIA – Sponsored by WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN Be sure and visit her website! JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT...

Welcome to Season Six Just like a Herpes Sore, the BOYS are back. PLEASE LIKE, SHARE, AND SUBSCRIBE! On this Episode:  Stories of Weird Guests people of had, speaking of the Holidays  Lap Dance Larceny  Scooter’s new song  Relationship Hacks that might work for the Holiday gatherings too  Trends that have come and gone. Do you miss them? Do you remember them?  While liberal women are swearin...

SUMMER LOVIN – MEMORIAL DAY HOLIDAY! ON THIS EPISODE: HEADLINES NO ONE CARES ABOUT NICKI MINAJ WAS ARRESTED INTERESTING GRADUATION NEWS X-RATED TELE TUBBIES MC-CANCER DEATHS X-RATED WHEEL OF FORTUNE PUZZLES HORNY GRANDMAS BEANS & WEENIE MEMORIAL DAY DEALS and KRAZIE TOWN IMPOSSIBLE TRIVIA JOIN US AND ESCAPE FROM REALITY! CHECK OUT OUR TWISTED COMEDY AND UNIQUE PERSPECTIVES!    SATURDAY NIGHTS...

S5-E24 SUMMERTIME BLUES AND WE ARE ONLY IN MAY… SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER HAVE THINGS TO DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE, J-LOW, DENALI BRETT, AND SHORTYV JOIN IN SPANKY’S ADDRESSES UPCOMING MOTHERS DAY, GRADUATIONS, AND PROTEST SEASON/ SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING! - GRADUATION DAY GUN PLAY - COLLEGE STUDENTS LEARN FROM TIKTOK - WHAT IS OZEMBIC BUTT? - NEW YORK NOW HAS “PIZZA R...

JOIN US AS TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN ROAD! SPANKY, JESTER, SLIGHTLY & SCOOTER DISCUSS: AND MAYOR KRAZIE AND SHORTYV JOIN IN SPANKY’S WORLD TRAVELS AND LIFE SLIGHTLY HAS THE HEADLINES WORTH READING!  - 2 HOUR CONDOMS  - HAMAS/GAZA NAZIS  - “METH”ODIST REVEREND  - TRANS WOMAN WITH SMALL PENIS  - PEE STAIN JEANS, ALL THE RAGE DUMB THINGS LIBERALS DO aka LEAVE WILD ANIMAL...

S5-E21 MARCH IS SO OVER, LET’S MOVE ON… JOIN US AS WE TAKE A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE, JUST FOLLOW THE BROWN BRICK ROAD! SPANKY & SCOOTER DISCUSS: MEMORIES OF MARCH SPANKY’S NEW GRANDDAUGHTER… WELCOME OCTAVIA NICOLE OUR DEAR FRIEND, KYLIE’S IMPENDING VISIT TO THE “LOVE SHACK” OUR MAMMOTH FRIEND TUDDLES AND HIS PET SNAKE! A UNIQUE LETTER TO DEAR ABBY – IS SHE STILL AROUND? REALLY BAD PARENTS or HO...

S5-E20 A “TODGER” BY ANY OTHER NAME IS… JOIN US AS WE PLAY “BWD AGAINST THE WORLD”, ALWAYS FUN! SPANKY, JESTER, JAMES, & SCOOTER DISCUSS: BIZARRE CASE OF MAN IMPALED BY HORSE… TO DEATH BRITAINS OBSESSION WITH GIGANTIC TODGERS THINGS FOUND IN A PERSONS ANUS FOR $200 ALEX WHICH STATES ARE THE MOST PRUDE… WHO IS NUMBER ONE? BWD CREW MAKES A LOVE CONNECTION WITH A COUPLE… MAYBE. THANK YOU TO TUDDL...

S5-E19 THE SHOW THAT ALMOST WASN’T… ON THE BWD TONIGHT: SPECIAL GUESTS – EL CARPE FROM LOW STANDARDS AND POURS AND SILVER STATE QUEEN CHELS! CELEBRATE ST PATRICK’S DAY – WE ARE GREEN WITH WEIRD STUFF SPRING BREAK MAYHEM, CANNIBAL PARTIES AND MORE WEIRD STUFF DOUBLE STANDARDS, WHAT ARE THEY? WHERE ARE THEY? WHY ARE THEY? THE WORLD HAS THEM AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THEM FIND OUT WHY SHOPPING AT SAFE...

S5-E18 HAVE YOU GOT GAME? LET’S FIND OUT… KRAZIE.TOWN TRIVIA with MAYOR KRAZIE BE SURE AND FOLLOW HER ON X/TWITTER @KrazieLegacy AND CHECK OUT HER WEB STORE @ WWW.KRAZIE.TOWN ON THE BWD TONIGHT: SCHOOLS TEACHING KIDS NEW FETISHES, NO WONDER KIDS ARE SCREWED UP BEANS & WEENIE COFFEE’S MATE NEW FLAVORS, YOU WANT THESE! MIAMI IS BREAKING UP WITH SPRING BREAKERS, IT HAD TO HAPPEN WHAT DO SCORPIONS...

S5-E17 BWD AGAINST THE WORLD! COME PLAY SLIGHTY SERIOUS JAMES JOINS THE FESTIVITIES! SPANKY HAS YOUR CURRENT EVENTS, SPACE TRAVEL, ELECTION POLITICS, HOE LIFE, AND A REFERENCE TO SPORTS. GAS STATION HEROIN, IT’S A THING AND IT MAY BE DEADLY. WE HAVE A GRAVE WARNING. ZOMBIE HORDS OR MORE LIKE ZOMBIE GATHERINGS OR CATATONIC ZOMBIES AKA TRANQ TOURISM. IT IS A THING AND WE TALK ABOUT IT. WHEN YOU THIN...

S5-E16 - IT’S SOMEONE’S BIRTHDAY SOMEWHERE!   JOIN SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER FOR THE LIVE STREAM THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!   TONIGHTS SPECIAL GUEST CO-HOSTS:  SILVER CITY CHELS & SLIGHTLY SERIOUS JAMES!  SUPER BOWL TRIVIA WINNER AND THE MOST UNIQUE ANSWER OF THE CONTEST ICONIC MOVIE ROLES THAT SHOULD NOT BE RE-CAST FORGOTTEN RESTAURANTS FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD  THINGS YOU DON’T WANT TO EXPER...

S5-E15 SUPER BOWL FEST AND PRE-PARTY (GO CHIEFS) JOIN SPANKY, JESTER, & SCOOTER and SPECIAL CO-HOST MAYOR KRAZIE FOR THE SHOW THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE! JESTER IS ON THE HOT SEAT.  KELCE-SWIFT RELATIONSHIP ANALYSIS THAT YOU REALLY NEED TO KNOW SPANKY GIVES US SOME NUMEROLOGY CRAP... KRAZIE TOWN TRIVIA IS BACK AND THERE IS A TROPHY ON THE LINE... THERE WILL BE INTERESTING SUPER BOWL TIDBITS JO...

S-5 EP-14 BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE LETTER “H” AS IN HYPOCRISY Here is what you will hear about in this show… Spanky and Scooter recap the Oklahoma EARTHQUAKE. You read that right… EARTHQUAKE! FatPappy, Real Patriots Voice, Forrest Gump, and Podfather join us for the ride. Evidence that Pot can cause death, not how you may think. Hypocrisy, Hypocrisy, and more Hypocrisy is detailed. > Hypocrisy in...