The Battery Operated Magic Toupee - The Podcast

This episode finally provides relief to all those suffererswho cannot finish a sentence with Dr Hank Hinkley’s Online Sentence Finishing Course as The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee presents the cinematic masterpiece: “The Stolen Breakfast In Bloodstone Rock.”

This epic episode features the great detective Sid Bunyons ashe finds his niche: solving mysteries for the colossally stupid we view The Arse Biscuit Network – which is as intelligent as it sounds, but first... : an underpants omelette.. 

Welcome to season 3 of The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee , which is interrupted by a strike of ‘ The Talent’ (which is ironically referred to as ‘The Talent’) and the strike is interrupted by a gay trouser incident instigated by the gayest gay trousers in the universe.

What is more ridiculous and ten times stupider than the coming local elections in the United Kingdom? Answer: A special remastered and expanded rerun of The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee Election Special from season 1.We feature party political messages from The F**cking Embarrassing Party, The New Woke NAZI Paty, The Pity Party all the parties that no one in the right mind should vote for (but yo...

As we wrap the second season and approach the upcoming third series of The Battery Operated Magic Toupee – The Podcast , we look back at some of the best of the worst of the best… OR the worst of the best of the worst of Series 2 - part two, i ncluding deleted sketches, weird moments, and the kind of chaotic comedy you never knew you needed. This episode is your backstage pass to the madness—compl...

As we wrap the second season and approach the upcoming third series of The Battery Operated Magic Toupee – The Podcast , we look back at some of the best of the worst of the best… OR the worst of the best of the worst of Series 2 including deleted sketches, weird moments, and the kind of chaotic comedy you never knew you needed. This episode is your backstage pass to the madness—complete with unce...

The producers (actually the 2nd rate hacks) proudly (actually with great embarrassment) present a special (not special - it was just lying around and we used it) remastered (we fixed some major flaws) of Season one's (we should have ended the show with season 1) finalle: “The Case Of The Exploding Enema Bag - A Sid Bunyons Mystery”

A preview of the upcoming season of the Lowest CommonDenominator Network, including the dramatic premier of the ground-breaking feature film " Diseases and Maladies of the Anus",   The Royal Shakespeare company RSC is ordered by the courtsto recognise talent, inflicted with no talent, be a protected class.    Thrill to the western drama of Hank Perve and his trustystallion Rusty 'T&#...

If you suffer from Lobsters in your underpants – this penultimate episode of  season 2 may be the mostimportant and urgent thing you may hear this decade… maybe even this century… or at least the next 30 seconds.  You can catch up with the latest episode of the world renown,not known anywhere, Dr Bradford Bottemley – Proctologist, the man with the golden finger and witness the perfect stool (we me...

This special edition trip through the BOMT archieves features the original comedy shorts and promos that were originally aired as the build up to the series.

Our New Years Eve Special (lets be honest about this - there is one New years Eve sketch). Premiering on this episode, the long awaited sequel to a beloved classic, over 450 years in the making: Romeo and Juliet 2: - THe Day After."

In our final new Christmas episode, we end the year with aspecial helping of warped festival stuff for our loyal Bat-Op-Mag-Toupers…  Discover the secrets of Flinging Excrement for Christmas, Shed a tear for Rudolf Is Dead and discover the exciting (maybe not exciting)  Christmas Programming On TheLowest Common Denominator Network which includes new episodes of “North pole General Hospital”, the d...

As a special festive treat, we’ve remastered and updatedsome new stuff to our popular second Christmas episode from last year. Featuring our epic presentation (ok 9 minutes long but it’s epic for us) episode of "The Twitlike Zone: Jerry’s Foreskin for Christmas".  Seriously – we had fun doing this one and hope you enjoy it.

Our first of two-brand new Christmas specials for our loyal(and un- loyal) Bat-Op-Mag-Toupers…   In this episode: witness the ultimate solution to crappy Family Christmas Dinners! Be enchanted by the story of “Doris theDungbeetle’s Christmas Tree” and transform the entire holiday season with the all new (and mildly offensive) “Jew In A Can”. The Battery Operated Magic Toupee is the ONLY way to beg...

As a special holiday treat – we’ve remastered the first of last year’s holiday specials and added a few new surprises for this repeat episode. Cringe at “The Adventures of Intellectual Shopping Mall Santa”, save loads of money and prove what a miser you are with “Mean Morty’s Christmas Tips” and the repackaging of the Jewish holiday with “Sexing Up Chanukah”.

We have an exciting, scatologically packed, episode for allyou Bat- Op-Mag-Toupers… On this week’s dropping (as in animal droppings) of The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee – The Podcast asks the unaskable question, “DoYou Want To Do ‘IT’ With Greta Thunberg (the answer still has the production staff shivering in revulsion). After another charming adventure of every child’s favourite tale “The Contin...

In this week’s penetrating episode (we chose the word penetrating on purpose… suggests sexual stuff) – We offer the ultimate solution to brats and misfits with “Post Abortion”, and learn the art of lazy comedy in “ Fuckbisquets Macdoogal’s Lazy Comedy School” and after dining at “Canabal Café” experience another uninspired episode of Inspired Business Now.”

Halloween – the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee wanted to personally transverse the multiverse and wish every individual in existence, both past, present, and future and those existing in higher planes of existence a Happy Halloween. It intended to create a display of Halloween cheer using over three trillion holographic generators linked to one another with spectacular super-mega AI generated image...

To celebrate Halloween, BOMT visited Planet Vampire, a dead world with no life. One theory behind this dead planet is that it was a planet of Vampires which only had vampires and no people.  All the vampires did was attack and drink the blood of fellow vampires while defending themselves from other vampires by driving stakes through other vampires hearts. That was it – drinking blood from one anot...

In this episode The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee landed on planet A PLANET, a desperate planet where they just ran out of ideas and A PLANET was the best name they could come up with for their planet. A PLANET was once the hive of wit and creativity in the galaxy, the centre of sophistication - now it reuses the same tire shite over and over. The last original joke on the planet was written over...

The battery-operated magic toupee landed on the planet Switcheroo, A planet where no one was happy or satisfied with the way they were and identified with things they weren’t. No-one knew where they were going as south transitioned north and north transitioned east. Rich people identified as the common man while the working man transitioned to be rich. Women switched to men, Men swapped to women,...

In this episode BOMT landed on the Dickofa Barnyard’s sister planet: Animatude – a world of animals with too much attitude… lets be blunt and not mince words: the animals are RIGHT assholes! TOO MUCH F-CKING ATTITUDE! These are not the cute innocent creatures of Earth! Cats covertly jump on you and say, “Admire me bitch! I want you to fucking worship me and tell me how great I look. I'm now go...

The Battery Operated Magic Toupee remained on Planet Biff Glickman Is A Twat. The whole purpose of this planet was to have the fact that Biff Glickman is a twat live in memoriam long after Biff Glickman and knowledge of his twattiness passed from memory. Scientists have debated whether Biff Glickman was a twat or just a bit of a dick? Or if he was a twat, was Biff Glickman a colossal twat or just...

The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee landed on the planet Biff Glickman Is A Twat.” – a planet discovered and inhabited purely out of spite. “Biff Glickman Is A Twat” was discovered over 1,200 years ago by Harry Schmidlabt. Harry was irritated by Biff Glickman. According to the planet’s one best seller “Why Biff Glickman Is A twat”, it was written: “Biff Glickman is a twat because he slept with my si...

The Battery Operated Magic Toupee landed on Dickofa Barnyard - a planet that would give Old McDonald a stroke and have him drop dead on his farm while whispering his dying words of “Ee- i ee- i fucking-o!” On a planet where the animals are nasty little shits andtalk, some of the cows on the farm moo, “Hey ya fucking perve, stop squeezing my milky teats!  Go squeeze your wife’s titties with those c...