The Battery Operated Magic Toupee - The Podcast

After journeying from dimension to dimension and multiverse to multiverse, The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee was getting lonely. He wanted someone or something to share his life with. Actually, to be perfectly candid, The battery Operated Magic Toupee wanted to get laid hence it landed onPlookit Four: one of the best planets in the multiverse where one can easily log in to a website and immediatel...

The Battery Operated Magic Toupee landed in the planet U-I-whatever. U-I-whatever is the planet of social media. It isn't the case that person-to-person interactions are just looked down… they are forbidden. A live conversation, in person, with another being is considered, in the words of the planet’s greatest intellect, “Eeeech… how fucking cringeworthy.” After an eight-hour live feed of sleep, i...

The battery-operated magic toupee landed on the most egocentric planet in the galaxy. ME is a world of PURE self-indulgence and the only planet in the cosmos that demands, under penalty of cancellation, that its name, ME, is always written in capital letters and in bold and underlined. As soon as The Battery Operated Magic Toupee landed on ME launched it’s one battery-operated magic toupee show… w...

(NOTE: We, the producers, apologize for this first episode of the new season transmitted from planet SorryArse). The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee visited the sorriest planet in the known universe. The planet SorryArse. SorryArse is the pitiful excuse for a planet masquerading as an apology of a rotating rock with people living on it. while dwelling on the planet Sorry-Arse, The Battery-Operated M...

As we approach the second series of The Battery Operated Magic Toupee – The Podcast , we look back at some of the best of the worst of the best… OR the worst of the best of the worst of Series 1 , including deleted sketches, weird moments, and the kind of chaotic comedy you never knew you needed. This episode is your backstage pass to the madness—complete with uncensored outtakes, absurd character...

As we approach the second series of The Battery Operated Magic Toupee – The Podcast, we look back at some of t he best of the worst of the best OR the worst of the best of the worst of series 1, including some deleted sketches and odd and ends. This episode is your backstage pass to the madness—complete with uncensored outtakes, absurd characters, fart-powered inventions, and surreal storytelling...

A special encore episode of season 1 episode 10 - full uncut version as we await season 2. 🚨 Warning: No sacred cow was left unsnorted in this one. In this wildly unfiltered episode of The Battery Operated Magic Toupee – The Podcast , we grab the taboo by the horns and give it a firm comedic spanking. From sultry livestock fantasies to debunking the untouchable truths of modern life, we serve sat...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk. After a first season of artistically desolate and painful explorations of exploring new dimensions and bringing back artefacts of sheer stupidity, BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) staggers back to home port with smoking diodes, melting intelligence chips, and smeared faecal on its bu...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ...and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk. On this special penultimate episode of season 1, BOMT stopped on the way to a galaxy that would have been amazing, and could have supplied the best programming of the series, and possibly could have been the best podcast ever made. But the most spectacular episode of a podcast was never reali...

In our latest Funny Comedy Podcast.... BOMT overstayed its welcome and continued vegetating (no pun intended) on Asparagusto 1, that orb of flatulence inducing green side dish known as the most asparagus-centric society in the multiverse. Their system of currency is asparagus. This makes shopping difficult since the asparagus in one’s wallet goes putrid and becomes a glomp of stinky vegetable schm...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk. With a carrot accidently lodged in its back cooling passage, BOMT stumbled upon Planet  Asparagusto 1,  the most asparagus-centric society in the multiverse, an entire civilization rooted in (no pun intended) asparagus. On a planet with no intrinsically valuable materials and where nothing v...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk. BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) lands on Whackoff 8, the most self-sexually, self-romantically, and self-involved planet in a self-absorbed universe of immense, egocentric, imperiousness.  The official transcription logs of BOMT, as it approached the gravitational field of pure narc...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk. It’s time to verbally vomit clichéd merry Christmases and happy Chanukah schmutz into a microphone and poop out into a second holiday special. BOMT is shamelessly exploited by producers for a cheesy second holiday special designed by producers to excrete some more happy holiday crap that rip...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk.  BOMT landed on an alternative timeliness of Earth in time for the ultimate holiday of love and kindness of man to his fellow man and transvestite. It was the time of year where miracles are celebrated: The annual wanking of the bull. In this alternative timeliness timeline, Spaniards celebr...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** @ patreon.com/BOMT_Podcast ...and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk.   BOMT travels to the most sanitary planet of good taste and smells in the galaxy, a planet where shit doesn’t exist.   No animal or vegetable possesses an anus (that said, minerals possess a micro-atomic level mini anus however it is so tiny and theoretical that, f...

Subscribe for the Unedited Chaos! Get full, uncut episodes and exclusive content: 👉 Patreon.com/BOMT_Podcast . Questions or rants? Email us at: bomt@bomt.uk . 🎙 This Episode: Offensive comedy, absurd satire, and unfiltered laughs await as The Battery Operated Magic Toupee travels to Planet Terseconsise —a place so succinct it only has three words in its dictionary: succinct, terse, and concise ....

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** @ https://patreon.com/BOMT_Podcast ... and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk. BOMT watches its back and removes the knives as they appear in it as it revisits a world in which dark comedy writers are unnecessary since all the universe’s  absurd, preposterous, and ridiculous crap has fallen from a wormhole and in the midst of a steami...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk. In this Twisted humor for adults episode BOMT shiftily sleazes backwards through the stench tunnel leading to the most putrid arsepit of sleaze and corruption, an antiuniverse where integrity has been replaced by putrid pig mick.  It is the world of politics.  It is a world where the entire...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** BOMT (The Battery Operated Magic Toupee) goes hardcore e-S&M, submissively puts on a Kalavax dog collar, begged for forgiveness from the dominant Schlooglehabs of Planet  Imyoubitch4, and insisted to be disciplined.  It digitally exclaimed “I’m a naughty multidimensional toupee which is magical and operated by batteries… scrape m...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk. BOMT (The Battery-Operated magic Toupee) cloddingly clomped through “Huh-Um-Duh” the most illiterate dumbed down arse tunnel of the multiverse. The following was written inside the Ignorancy Wave Field of Huh-Um-Duh: “BOMT go in thing. Go BOMT go. BOMT do farty sound, ha-ha, laff at BOMT poo...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** BOMT lands on the planet Attitude with another adult comedy Look buddy - we’ll tell you what this sodding episode of BOMT is about but DON’T ‘F-us-about’, okay! I apologise. BOMT is visiting the Planet Attitude, a planet which boast the most attitude of any planet in the multiverse and it just got to me… the attitude. And… why the ‘F...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** 8 May 2024 On our premier, very first, episode: BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) transmits from the multiverse: ‘Douche Colossus’, known as the most self-centred ‘me-verse’ of the multiverse. If you’re listening from Douche Colossus, please reframe from writing love poems to yourself for a moment and listen to the first sketc...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk. There is really not much we can say as the Battery Operated Toupee unmotivatingly visits the most uninspired dimension in the multiverse. TV ads drone the message, “Are you feeling inspired and lit up – well we now have something to cure that.” We’d like to write more about this episode and...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk. BOMT (The Battery-Operated magic Toupee) wholeheartedly daytripped through the most sincere apology for a planet in the multiverse: planet Grovel. As it passed through the unfeigned, thick, clouds of smoke blowing up the arses of its inhabitants, BOMT apologised so sincerely that it’s metall...

***PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO US FOR THE COMPLETE/ UNEDITED EPISODES*** ... and you can email us at: bomt@bomt.uk. Our special 10th episode (which is significant for coming after episode 9 and before 11) has BOMT (The Battery Operated Magic Toupee) in a sombre and depressed mood as the existence of the podcast series lowers the quality of life and creates a stink throughout all known multiverses, thoroug...