Beth and Greg

The Bar is Open with Beth and Greg Podcast

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On The Bar is Open we cover fun and weird news from around the world you won’t find on mainstream media twice a week. The Castro Files Podcast cover’s bizarre, weird, and scary stories from around the world once a week. Audio streams are available soon after live recording.

Author

Beth and Greg

Category

Comedy

Latest episode

Jul 11, 2026

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Episodes

Diddy Sentenced to 4 Years - TBIO 531 05.10.2025

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Diddy was sentenced today, do you think he got what he deserved? Ever heard of social credit scores, this video will show you what to expect. Skateboarder sets 2 world records. We've got some feel goods, an abrosexual - yes, that's a real thing, plus a whole lot more! It's Friday, grab a drink and strap in! Let's get freaky! #Diddy #Skateboard #socialcredit #Spookyseaso...

Diddy Sentenced to 4 Years - TBIO 531 05.10.2025

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Diddy was sentenced today, do you think he got what he deserved? Ever heard of social credit scores, this video will show you what to expect. Skateboarder sets 2 world records. We've got some feel goods, an abrosexual - yes, that's a real thing, plus a whole lot more! It's Friday, grab a drink and strap in! Let's get freaky! #Diddy #Skateboard #socialcredit #Spookyseaso...

Greg's Big Break, Black Rifle Commercial Extra - TBIO 530 02.10.2025

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Greg was an extra in a BRCC commercial. Tait Fletcher is a great guy! Is this a real alien ship video? Is Shaq dating the richest OF Fan? Plus, a whole bunch more! Grab a beer and buckle up, we just got back from happy hour! #hollywood #taitfletcher #shaq #Spookyseason #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07...

Attack Squirrels On The Loose! - TBIO 529 27.09.2025

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Attack squirrels are hunting old ladies in the Bay Area, is it because of those lovely fragrances or something more sinister? Henry update, he had a scrotoplasty. Sword swallowing, drunk dude on a plane, candle season gone wrong, and a whole bunch more. It's fall, grab yourself a nice double IPA and try not to throw up drinking it, because they are disgusting. #killersq...

The Great Snatch Didn't Grab Me! - TBIO 528 25.09.2025

Welcome to The Bar is Open! If you're reading this you missed out on the Rapture this go around. Some people are pissed! We have a 3I?Atlas update, when will the aliens be here? Did you know people still travel with bones, TSA check in. What is "6 7" your kids keep yammering on about? It's also Spooky Season, so let's check out some Doppelgangers! Grab a PSL and bundle up! Or a beer like a normal...

Tonight Sounds Like a Joke - TBIO 527 20.09.2025

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Friday and we have some fun! Ever had to hold your dogs' ball sack? The bizarre case of D4VD. A zookeeper was eaten by his pets, A 'Mum' bought goo off of Facebook and now questions her decision. Plus, an intentional snake bite, a drunk raccoon, and a bunch more! Beth is dialing in remotely, so let's have a drink and see how this all goes. Cheers! #D4VD #snakes #pu...

Do All Dog’s Nuts Go to Heaven? - TBIO 526 18.09.2025

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Henry got his nuts removed; Henry is the puppy... He's not loving it. A woman saves her dog from an alligator in Florida, of course. A couple of nurses and a doctor made the news, one of them did a good thing. Plus, the FBI decided to get rid of some drugs. Grab a drink, it's hump day! #spayandnueter #benihana #floridawoman #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links bel...

We Keep on Moving Forward - TBIO 525 13.09.2025

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's been a dark week. We will look up and brighten each other's day. Let's talk about some average crazy that's going on in the world. Share some Feel Goods and have some drinks! Sit back, take a breath, and decompress. Jump into the chats and share stories. #charliekirk #vacation #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram...

Charlie Kirk, Rest in Peace - TBIO 524 11.09.2025

Welcome to The Bar is Open! A tragic day today, the assassination of Charlie Kirk. Look for the good in his life as a man, father, and husband. Little did he know that his life would be a true turning point in America. As we do, we will try and bring some light and fun into the world tonight. We had an amazing experience in Costa Rica with some strange challenges. Grab a drink, we definitely need...

Costa Rica, Do They Have Coors Light? - TBIO 523 30.08.2025

Welcome to The Bar is Open! When was the last time you were able to decompress from work or life? Greg is actively going through it now. Let's talk travel, crocodiles, jungles, beaches, flight attendants doing meth, and a whole lot more. Grab a drink and let's relax. My back hurts! #costarica #decompression #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.c...

Scotland's Little Badass - TBIO 522 28.08.2025

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's a wild world out there and you need to decide what you're willing to stand up for. A video has gone viral of a man protecting his wife from an attack, what would you do? A little girl defends herself in Scotland and ends up in jail, what should she have done? Travis and Taylor got engaged, should anyone really care? Plus, the aliens are already here, hopefully they...

Trim the Bushes for Vacation - BBG 64 27.08.2025

Welcome to Baldy and the Big Guy! Vacation is always the right time to trim things up. Tiffany Amber Theison eats a cake. Smashburgers are on the menu. Some stupid criminals and a bunch more. #Vacation #manscape #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram:...

Hot Priest - Ladies Need to Chill! - TBIO 520 23.08.2025

Welcome to the Bar is Open! It's Friday and we've got some fun for you tonight! The Hot Priest is making its rounds with the ladies, and those ladies need to chill out. A missing woman from Texas is found in a 3-person tribe in Scotland. A guy trips over his world's longest dong and breaks his arm, a new spaceship video, and a whole lot more. Grab a sangria and jump in! #priest #scotlandtribe #cra...

What's Up with Kids? - TBIO 519 21.08.2025

Welcome to the Bar is Open! We've got a weirdly wild Wednesday, Kids are getting out of control, foodies get crashed into, Jaime Lee Curtis has some banger, and WTF is hamstering? Strap in, it's gonna get a little weird! And of course, grab a drink, it's Hump-day! #Kids #jaimeleecurtis #RGBImplants #hamstering #feelgood #podcast Hit Up Softcore History Here: (475) Softcore History - YouTube Check...

Glitch in the Matrix - TBIO 518 16.08.2025

Welcome to the Bar is Open! There's another glitch in the matrix! What's with the videos of people being completely frozen still? Another segment with people being dumb around animals, Furry's are the worst. It's Beth and Greg's 18th Anniversary, so grab a drink and let's give relationship advice! #glitch #matrix #anniversary #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: http...

Nature is Coming for You - TBIO 517 14.08.2025

Welcome to the Bar is Open! Nature is coming for you and there is nothing you can do about it. An elephant stomps a dude, a 22" rat, and a Colorado Rabbit from The Last of Us are only the beginning. It's Crime Time with the dumbest guy on the planet - there's a twist. Plus, robots are getting so fast you will never outrun them in the apocalypse. Grab your Snuggie, a cold beer, and hide, because yo...

Nights with Him - Beth's Naughty Reads 16 12.08.2025

A Returning author, with a different story. This is a high heat sex story, rewritten from the first-person perspective. The lead female, Milo is a licensed sex therapist and psychologist who meets Jack, a wealthy, charming, sex toy entrepreneur. What could go wrong? Of course there's the bad guy, Dean, to throw a wrench in to the plans. This one gets spicy! Beth's Naughty Book Review: 4 Spicy Jala...

All I Want for My Birthday - Just Greg 17 12.08.2025

My 49th Birthday is here and there are always dream things I could wish for, but the real things that matter are right around me! #podcast #birthday #wish Follow us: Pics are on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisopenwithbethandgreg/ Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Greg L...

The Final Boss - Ibiza Edition - TBIO 516 09.08.2025

Welcome to the Bar is Open! Tonight we've found the final Boss of ever video game, The Ibiza Boss! Ever worried about flowers, well those will kill you too. Putin hate satanists, Chimps are using their butts as flower vases, and Gen Z are using pacifiers like little kids. Grab a Vodka Tonic and let's go. Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Na...

Comedian Buys a Haunted Museum! - TBIO 515 07.08.2025

Welcome to the Bar is Open! Famous Comedian, Matt Rife and his partner, buy the famous Warren Haunted Museum. What could go wrong? What are the best and worst hobbies for a guy, according to a LadBible study? Gen Z at work, let's review the training required. Crime Time! Chucky Cheese got arrested! Plus, a whole lot more! Grab a drink and happy hump day! Check out all the links below: Beth's Insta...

Trial of the Sun Queen - Beth's Naughty Reads 15 02.08.2025

Trial of the Sun Queen is the first book in the four-book series, Artefacts of Ouranos. This is a story about Lor who has been imprisoned for 12 years as a young woman, has had her identity stripped from her, and is suddenly thrust into the Sun King's kingdom. Lor is forced to compete in the Sun Queen trials to see who will become the next Queen. This is just the beginning of the journey. The stor...

Abandoned by Beth and Saved by Eric Tansey - TBIO 514 02.08.2025

Welcome to the Bar is Open! We've been abandoned by Beth for the night! So, if anything goes off the rails, it's definitely her fault. Eric Tansey called in to talk about his amazing book journey and his amazing family! We've got booze from the 90's, a ride that crashes, Smokey the Bear, and a whole lot more! It's just Greg tonight, so buckle up, it's gonna get even weirder! Eric's Book - Pig Lati...

WNBA's Big Green Weenie! - TBIO 513 31.07.2025

Welcome to the Bar is Open! The WNBA got the Big Green Weenie and it's hilarious! A massive earthquake hit Russia, and it sent everyone into a rightful panic. The world is getting wilder, first a crazy dude in NYC, now a guy with gas. An MTA Meeting gets hacked live with some fun photos, and there's always a guy trying to put something inside himself. Grab a drink, shit's about to get weird! Check...

Aliens Are Inbound! - BBG 56 30.07.2025

Welcome to Baldy and the Big Guy! Did you know we have aliens inbound? Tighten your B-Hole and get your space lasers ready, it's about to pop off! Let's get into it! Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Peter's Inst...

Lebron James - Suing AI Over Pregnancy Memes - TBIO 512 26.07.2025

Welcome to the Bar is Open! Hulk is gone!! No!!! Hulkamaniacs are crying everywhere! Lebron James is a special kind of dumb. He's suing the AI companies - cease and desist request from his lawyers, because he's a puss. Dude dies after drinking only beers for a month - Seems he should've known that. Plus a whole lot more! Grab some drinks, let's have some fun! Check out all the links below: https:/...

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