The Bar is Open with Beth and Greg Podcast

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Another dumbass jumped into a tiger enclosure and got eaten. Good Kitty! A super drunk lady decided to go on the news and talk politics. Shane Gillis has pissed off the internet! The Top Ten Horror movies of all time, do you agree? Plus, the plank world record, a Batman Comic, another dead girl wakes up, and a ton more! Grab a drink, we've got the spooky's and the funni...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Hurricane Isaias is on the way to tear up the gulf. This one popped up and people need to be ready! Safety first, then party. Roseanne Barr has a new show in the work, Meemaw, and it sounds awesome. People are freaking out, WTF is with all the rectangles? Plus, we've got spooky time, feel goods, and a bunch of other craziness! Grab a drink and let's get this weekend kic...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Well, Paris and France are burning down, but these folks had time for a nice glass of wine, thankfully. Ever been to an estate sale, this one might be your last. Should Greg hire a talent agent? Woman joins the Mile High Club on her own. Plus, a spooky video and some feel goods! Grab a drink, it's about to pop off! #Paris #actor #milehigh #spookyseason #feelgood #podcas...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Germany has Oktoberfest, but did you know that they also have a booger sugar bonus? The robots are self-purging and the videos are crazy. We've got a Nurse Rachel Update - stop putting things inside yourselves! Plus, it's spooky season and this haunting video is nuts, and feels goods are always a requirement. Grab a cold one and let's get into some Friday night shenanig...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Flying isn't getting any easier, these guys were ready to fight during and attempted hijacking. Did SpaceX catch a mothership on video? It's spooky season and we've got some scary videos! Plus, we've got the feel goods and a whole bunch of other fun to talk about! Grab a drink and let's go! #hijacking #heros #spacex #spookyseason#feelgood #podcast Check out all the link...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! There's a big debate going on about people bringing an iced coffee to a job interview, is this an old vs young, serious vs not serious issue? Judge Judy is a boss; she probably never brought iced coffee to work. Beths got some animals to talk about. Plus, we've got some spooky stories to share, and of course we have our Friday Night Feel Goods! #jobinterview #icedcoffee...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The other generations are having a hard time right now, it's time for us Gen-X'ers to step in an offer some guidance! A NYC Bakery is charging $60 for a loaf of bread. Plus, we've got some amazing feel goods, and the Entertainment is on point this week! Grab a drink, sit back, and let's kick off the mid-week shenanigans! #GEnX #Lifegoals #feelgood #podcast Check out all...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tis the season for love and dating, unless you're actually trying to find a normal human to actually go on a date with. Let's cover this mess. There's a real Converse Controversy, a ghost girl petting a horse, and a serial killer in drag (Insane). Plus, a while lot more. Grab a drink and let's get into the fun that is 2026 and the world we live in! #Dating #truecrime #G...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! With all of the back and forth about Sydney Sweeney's sports betting site getting people all crazy, we thought we'd ask, What Makes an Athlete? Also, never forget about those Raccoon problems in the world. There are way too many stupid criminals, so let's cover a couple. Plus, there's a new Guinness world record and a major heist. Grab a juice box, sit back, and let's g...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's the 25th Anniversary of 9/11. Let's touch on some of the history between then and now. Beth had a snake encounter, that nearly made her pee her pants. Plus, a car got stuck in a tunnel ceiling, living in a cave, and the Farmer's Almanac forecast you've all been waiting for! Grab a drink, sit back, and let's get to the news! #9/11 #NeverForget #feelgood #podcast Che...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Apple released their new flip phone for an insane amount of money. A dude warns us that AI might kill up all by 2030. Sydney Sweeney's new commercial may save us all. Plus, a guy is traveling with metal in him, Seattle is working hard at making criminals normal, and a whole bunch of other dumb shit. Grab a drink, sit back, and let's get to the news! #iphoneduo #sydneysw...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Labor Day Weekend! Let's kick this one off with a little Labor Day history. Plus, the dude with the world's longest member explains life as the man with the world's longest dong. The was a Guinness heist and it was massive! And the Ex-Labor Secretary loves the strip clubs. Grab a drink and let's kick off the holiday weekend! #LaborDay #History #feelgood #podcast Ch...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Let's buy the notorious Bunny Ranch out in Nevada for $33 Million! Next vacation, Safari, an up close and personal meeting with some crocs. Plus, a dude got caught cheating by his Roomba, a woman wakes up with a bat in her mouth, and the perfect pair of lady bits - per a study. Grab a mid-week cocktail and buckle up! #bunnyranch #smallbusiness #entrepreneurship #feelgoo...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Let's take a stroll down Game Show History Lane tonight, because we lost a legend. Ever had a dream you looked up because it was so fucked up? Well Greg did, let's get into it. Plus, the German Finger Wresting Championship is a thing, Aliens visited Southern California, and a whole bunch more. Grab your Friday Night drink and let's kick off the weekend! #gameshows #drea...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! There was a terrible disaster along the border of Nepal and China, something that looked like it was from a movie. We're going to cover a bit of it. Dolly Parton and Tim Curry Passed away at age 80 over the past two days, RIP, let's remember them. Tramp Stamps are being re-branded into Cake Toppers by the Youth, and it needs to stop. It's National Dog Day, so we're lock...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Penn State was a party school full of nerds! Beth is learning magic or science. A dude in a Chucky Mask was terrorizing people, what would you do? Mom jailed for naming her baby. Beavers were in the news, and the reporters couldn't keep it together. Plus, feel goods, beers, and a whole lot of fun! #PennState #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Insta...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We're back! Italy was an amazing adventure. We'll cover all of it tonight. Have to say we're always happy to be back in the US to our dogs and cat, normal sized toilets (weird), free water, and American sized cars. Plus, we've got a bunch of other fun stuff to share with y'all tonight! So, grab a drink, sit back, and let's hang out! #Italy #America #feelgood #podcast Ch...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We're Headed to Italy! Before that we've got a hell of a show for you! n amazing 21-year-old pilot, Jonah Hill is a Badass, a Dude jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and lived, a bunch of amazing animals and humans! Plus, the best feel goods of the week! Grab a drink, sit back and relax, The Bar is Open! #Italy! #jonahhill #Travel #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Bring on the short jokes! There's a whole lot of stories to be told tonight! Grab a drank and kick back and relax! #shortjokes #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/greg_lamontagne/ Face...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! How old would you live to if age wasn't an issue? Science has some ideas. Tony Romo got a DUI and the video is out. A diabolical Bird Man spreads seed every night. Plus, a metal concert goes to sh*t, a zip lining accident you're gonna want to prepare for. and a whole bunch of feel goods. Grab a drink and sit back, it's hump day! #howold #liveto150 #tonyromo #feelgood #p...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Hello Friday! Tonight we've got an amazing grandma most of us middle aged people can only hope to be when we're in our 80's and locked up in a nursing home. Free Gambling Grandma! Parents are starting to realize all that therapy for their kids might not have been a good idea. Beths got a "Bitches B Stupid" segment, along with Greg having a "Dude does dumb shit with a va...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! What are America's Fittest Cities? You may or may not agree with this list. William Shatner is 95 and launching his metal career! Rampage Jackson is assaulted then smacks a dude. Plus, a whole lot more! Grab a mid-summers eve drink, kick back and let's get into it! Happy Wednesday! #weather #travel #dinosaurs #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Inst...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! After all the insane weather, wildfires, polar bear hype, and tornado's, is the weather really getting worse? Let's dive in. Taco Bell lettuce is probably worse for you than the weather. And alligators and crocodiles, they're definitely bad for your health. Have you ever been fired from a job? Plus, a whole bunch of other crazy for this Friday! Grab a beer and let's get...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! We survived the Great San Antonio Twister of 2026! The storms are real though and the flooding in insane again. World Cup Update! A Houston Pole Dancer destroys her apartment. Old Lady Nancy gets a new license plate fit for Florida! Plus, we've got feel goods, some people getting fired, and a whole lot more! Grab a life raft, a beer, and strap yourself in! #Texas #weath...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Friday, you're gonna need a drink for this one. A dude lopped a part of himself off and proceeded to burn party of his parents' home down. We've got a drunk raccoon, a sea lion going back home, Oregon has gone crazier than ever, and a bunch of other wild shit. You might want to bring a couple drinks. Sit back and relax, it's another wild night! #Fire #Oregon #Whati...