The Bar is Open with Beth and Greg Podcast

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The Food Pyramid has been updated along with the alcohol consumption recommendations. Let's all rejoice! Let's also dive into the new estimated costs of eating better. Cardi B has a recommendation for eating bananas. A video of frog leg's that might not be on your menu. Plus, the insane new NYC Tenant Advocate is upset people found out she's rich. Grab a drink, sit back...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Are you ready for 2026? Do you have your new year's goal? We've got some weirdness to catch up on. The Pope is getting ready for aliens, stupid criminals haven't changed, some 2026 predictions from the OG Nostradamus, and some more questionable meat going through Chicago. Nothing unusual about that. It's 2026 and let's get it kicked off right with some plans for the yea...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's time! Crack open the champagne, get out the caviar, get the hot dogs roasting, we're leaving 2025 behind! Let's wrap this year up in a bun and smother it in ketchup, because it was weird as shit! Grab whatever you're pre-gaming with, and let's get ready to kick off 2026! #newyearseve #2026 #pregame #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram:...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Ever heard of Doll Mom? Well, it's a crazy story. Things people insert into themselves. Beth shares a crazy dating story. Plus, a bunch of other random stories. Cheers! #dollmom #uglybaby #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Reads: https://www.instagram.com/bethsnaughtyreads/ Greg LaMontag...

It's Christmas Eve and we're all out running around, cooking, getting last minute gifts, let's take a minute and chill. Grab a quick glass of chardonnay and relax. A little you time. Because we all know life is about to get even crazier over the next 24 hours. #christmasdecoration #elfontheshelf #grinch #family #comedy #podcast Follow us: Pics are on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thebarisop...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's the one show this week, so let's go big! A woman was arrested after 40 years on the run. Skydiving might not be for us. The new Karen name for the kids. The Target lady who was targeted by a Karen. Plus, well, a ton more. Grab your pre-holiday drinks and let's start celebrating now. Cheers! #Tagert #skydiving #womanarrested #feelgood #podcast Check out all the link...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Friday and there was lobster, in San Antonio! A driver teleported into a car and then crashed it. Hire a husband is a thing in Latvia. It's the end of the world again, and a whole lot more! Grab a drink, buckle back in, and let's launch this shit rocket! #Husband #lobster #Teleport #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.inst...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The U.S. is the greatest at a very specific thing, what do you think it is? A plane crashed and landed on a car in Florida. A dude acts like a baby, and he's married. McDonald's went crazy with a commercial. Triggered women go a little crazy over a paint color. Plus, we've got some great feel goods and a whole bunch more! Grab a hot chocolate and relax, it's almost the...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! I blame Beth for tonight's main story, Butt Breathing Explained. WTF is Scrommiting? Googles most searched Sex terms, White ladies and a bear, Granny Ripper, and a ton more. Grab a drink, sit back, relax and let's get into some weirdness. #buttbreathing #whitelady #bear #criminals #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram....

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's that time of year when everything is dark and cold, winter. Let's brighten that day up with a Drunk Raccoon, a Pissed of Passenger, and a Bald Eagle getting even! Plus, we've got a ton of other great stories to make you feel better about your life, maybe. Grab a midweek drink and cozy up, The Bar is Open! #trashpanda #travel #baldeagle #shopping #criminals #feelgoo...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Black Friday isn't what it once was, now it's full of online arguing. Bring back the aggression! 79-year-old looking for a new wife, let's help him out. Stupid criminal says the voices told him to eat the beef jerky. Stranger Things is back! Plus, Bald Eagles are evil, cocaine shrimp, and a bunch more. Grab a beer, it's shopping time! #blackfriday #shopping #criminals #...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Thanksgiving and we're being thankful. We've git a fun show for your pre-turkey day adventures. First story, Her Balls Hurt, yup... Tempe Tavern busted for underage drinking. A babysitter is needed for an insane woman. Iran has some new robots, and they're still stupid. Plus, a whole lot more for the evening. Grab a cup of gravy and a beer and settle in! #Thanksgiv...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! A turtle was rescued from a drug house, let's name him. A failed 3-some leads to arrests. Oscar the Robot is not what we were expecting. And a whole bunch of other crazy stuff right before Thanksgiving! Get your sippy cup full of wine, you're gonna need it! #Tortoise #3somefail #oscartherobot #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://ww...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's Hump Day! Grab a drink and buckle up, we've got some craziness for you. It's World Toilet Day, everyone deserves a sh*tter, a man tried to smuggle birds and pass them off as his twig, kids are basically evil, your dreams are meant to terrorize you, a Florida Man and a chicken, and so much more! Might want to grab another drink now. Cheers! #worldtoiletday #oldage #...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tonight we're all about finding Beth just the right job for her next career. Let's use some Ai to help narrow the results, plus crowd sourcing ideas is always a good idea. Also, Apple released the lamest new item to buy, the penny is dead, Florida-man takes his chickens seriously, plus a whole bunch more. It's Friday, grab a frosty drink and buckle up! #jobhunt #iPhonep...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Oh boy, people are getting dumber and we're going to show you just how. Let's bring back the Tide Pod Challenge. Raw dogging doing nothing, 6 7 is the word of the year, and a bunch more. Plus, a reminder not to insert things into yourself. Plus, a whole bunch more! Grab a Fall drink and settle in! #dumb #rawdog #67 #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth'...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tonight we have the mythical story of the Dong So Gig, it caused a divorce. A near roller coaster disaster, aliens, and an all-new Beth's Whiskey Review! Grab a drink and let's kick this Friday night off! #incompatible #Rollercoaster #whiskeyreview #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Beth's Naughty Read...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! So, we have rats eating bats now and some test monkeys infected with who knows what, running loose. Never fear, one mom took out a monkey, but the science is still out on those pesky rats. We've got some 3 Stooge level Canadian cops running each other over along with their criminal, an insane plane crash video, and a Bass Pro fight night. Also, what are you doing after...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Tonight is loaded with creepy stories from haunted houses to a Kardashian vagina lollipop. We're going to dive into some creepy new tech and some old school horror. Grab a drink and your rosary, you're going to need them. Cheers! #halloween #ghosts #scaryvideos #spooky #realorfake #creepyseason #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Photos and Posts on: Insta...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Why don't guys ever remember names? A DK has an accidental orgasm, that's not real. Sex Warfare from China and Russia. Mom buys a haunted doll, the number 7, and is this Real or Fake? Plus, Google is trying to talk to dolphins, and this week's creeps' videos. Grab a drink, it's almost Halloween! #guyssontcare #ghosts #dolls #spooky #realorfake #creepyseason #feelgood #p...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Suzanne Somers is the first star to be AI Cloned, you down? NASA knows when the end of the world is coming, you've got a little time. What would sex with, and alien be like? Plus, a whole lot more. Grab a beer and buckle up! #aliens #ghosts #endoftheworld #spooky #realorfake #creepyseason #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.in...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! What would you do if three people showed up to your house in Halloween costumes, threatening to break in? A woman regrets leaving the U.S., Mom gets daughter some fangs, and the lead story, dudes crying after sex. Grab a beer, punch yourself in the face, and realize you have it pretty good! #clowningaroung #selfdefense #RegretsleavingUS #spooky #realorfake #creepyseason...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Have you heard of The Red Cap Prophecy? If not, don't blame us, we didn't write it! Teacher ripping gator tails in class. We've got a few creepy videos for you to decide on and some creepiness. Grab a Humpday drink and settle in! #redcap #spooky #realorfake #creepyseason #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! it's time to decipher the kids' words of 2025. Keith Urban had a $600K clause in his prenup to stay sober. Do you really need that degree? It's spooky season so let's check out a Mimic video to creep you out. Get yourself a frosty bev and let's chillax!! #newwords #kidspeak #KeothUrban #creepyseason #feelgood #podcast Check out all the links below: Beth's Instagram: htt...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! This show is gonna get creepy! Dreaming like a bunch of other people, you might be psychic! Dude decided to play frogger and FAFO, Ozempic might has a few issues. We need to try this million-dollar whiskey, getting a new roof is a bitch; plus, we've got another scary video and a follow up! Grab a beer! It's time to get freaky! #dreams #ozempic #frogger #creepyseason #fe...