The Bar is Open with Beth and Greg Podcast

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Welcome to the 400th episode of The Bar is Open. We've done some crazy stuff over the years, thanks for tagging along! Grab a drink and let's jump in. #anniversary #milestone #friends #remember #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: It's Memorial Day Weekend. Let's take some time to remember those who have made the ultimate sacrifice to protect our freedoms to live., laugh, and say whatever the hell you want to say. Thanks to all of the Gold Star families, you are always in our hearts. #memorialday #friends #remember #podcast #comedy #crime Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Appl...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: We've got a wild one for you tonight, mostly crime, some fireballs and a chance of a Boeing exploding. Buckle up, we're hitting 30,000 feet and we might crash this! Get a cocktail, you're gonna need it. #boeing #mexicanstandoff #Deathrowmeal #podcast #comedy #crime Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaM...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Tyson vs. Paul pre-fight interview and things got weird. Sean Combs is a piece of garbage. Scotty Scheffler f'd up and he ended up in jail, Jen and Ben are on the rocks, no one saw that coming. And a kick-ass woman stands her ground and takes out a pervert. Grab a big drink, we need to chat about all of these weirdos and an amazing woman. #MikeTyson #JakePaul #JenandBen...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Florida Man has struck again, this time with his diaper? Come on Florida, do better! A lady fights a bull, and it doesn't go her way. The NYC Portal shut down because of bewbs. And the before and after of a lady that became Barbie, lord save us! Grab a camel, it's hump day. Let's have a drink! #Florida #Portal #bullfight #Mexico #Barbie #funny #podcast #comedy Spotify L...

We were blessed with the presence of Scary Gary Faust in studio. The stories Gary tells during this hour are next level. From the moment Gary showed up, we knew this was going to be an amazing conversation. Get ready for a wild ride! Thanks for coming on Gary! #scarygary #funny #podcast #comedy #crazy Gary Faust Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/the.scary.gary/ Check out Socials: iTunes: https:...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: What the hell is 'mewing'? The new trend will make you want to shake your kid, again. GOP's new bill proposes to send protesters to GAZA. RFK has worms in his brain and a bunch more. Buckle up, we're hitting it tonight. Stiff drinks are recommended. #mewing #GOPFunny #RFKworms #funny #podcast #comedy Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tiny...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Grab your tissues or a shop rag, you're gonna need it for tonight's feel good. The Simpsons have gone AI and it's either creepy or awesome. Would or did you go full celibate before your first marriage? Grab a whiskey and settle in! #feelgood #simpsons #funny #podcast #comedy Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMo...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Bears and Ducks don't mix. Where's Wally the Gator? A bear has some extra snacks at the duck buffet. Ever heard of Vampire Facials, you too can contract a disease. Plus, a whole lot more! Grab a drink and settle in! #bear #wallyalligator #bearduck #funny #podcast #comedy Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b iTunes: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne: https://...

Have you ever wondered if your neighbor was really a weirdo, beyond that gut feeling? What if they were a demon, that would be next level. Check out this story of 'My New Neighbor Might Be Satan". #neighbors #satan #horrorstories #creepy #podcast Reference: 1. https://www.creepypasta.com/my-new-neighbor-might-be-satan/ Hosts: Beth's Instagram: @lamama07 Greg's Instagram: @greg_lamontagne Check out...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Have you heard about the unsolved $30 million dollar heist? It's straight out of the movies. Crackhead Barney is in the news and Alec Baldwin is all twisted up with it. Why do guys take long showers, probably to get away from the... Never-mind. Grab a drink, there's a whole lot more. #biden #alecbaldwin #funny#podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: The EPA has a new list of things that are forever and might harm you. Joe Biden's uncle eaten by a cannibal. Ozempic face is starting to go all wrong. And a woman cuts her boyfriend's twig off. Grab a bunch of drinks and hold on! #epa #foreverplastic #cannibal #ozempic #Bobbett #funny#podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: h...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: When taking your dead uncle to the bank for a loan, goes too far. Uber riders are weird. Stop peeing in the shower! And another MILF that goes overboard. Grab a drink! #uncle #Uber #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Greg LaMontag...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Wash you hands after using the facilities, marrying your dead sisters brother, zombie marriage is better, dude froze his legs off and a guy passed out in a dumpster. This week is weird, grab a cocktail! #cleanliness #OJdead #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne Instagram: https:...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Do you know what the moon is made out of and that the sun is hot? Some bartenders are better than others. Marrying a zombie and having kids is a thing. Space Trash is coming for you, hide your kids, hide your wife... It's hump day on another crazy week. Grab a drink and buckle up kids! #GenZ #MoonGas #Bartender#podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.co...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Are you ready to Eclipse? Monday is the big day and Texas is being invaded for more than one reason. Have you heard the story of the psycho kid that had some body parts in his closet, because we're gonna run that story down. Where is the best place to be abducted by aliens? Plus, a whole lot more. Grab a margarita, with some salt around the rim and get ready for some pu...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Beth Joined a gym and getting fit sucks. Girl has her forehead removed. A crazy Kink you weren't expecting. And flying keeps on getting more entertaining! Plus a whole lot more! Grab a nice warm glass of milk and settle in, it's always weird. #workout #plasticsurgery #kinks #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tin...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Kicking tonight off with a Beth's Whiskey Review. A bride was tricked into marrying a guy with a micro-what? Conjoined twin gets married, and we have questions. Plus, California goes full dumb ass, plus a bunch more. #Marriage #lego #Whiskey #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Nursing home bans lady from having a good time, Gross dude attaches a chain to himself in Florida, New whale tactic for self-defense we should all use, and a whole lot more! It's getting strange out there! Grab a drink and hold on! #nursinghome #FloridaMan #Whaledefense #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: No idea what's gonna happen tonight. We do know that there are princess, and a witch stories, Zukerberg bought a new boat - so much for emissions, and a dude got an ingrown hair that almost killed him. Grab a drink and hang on! #emissions #facebook #Zuckerberg#podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jn...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: A woman is a relationship with a ghost, and we have photos, a couple pays to work out naked and it's exactly what you suspect, and we're all at fault for global warming because we breathe. The world is back to normal. Grab a drink and hang on! #workout #furry #globalwarming #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tin...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Last night in the mountains. It's the kickoff to St. Patty's Day weekend, grab a drink! Back to a P-Hub free Texas tomorrow. Dude caught manipulating himself at the new Kristen Stewart movie. Plus, a whole bunch more. #Texas #PHub #Stpattysday #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontag...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: We're live from Breckenridge Colorado living that high life! Another monolith was discovered and it's for real aliens this time, a guy stuffed his girlfriend in a suitcase and doesn't remember, High intelligence is a thing as is money dysmorphia, plus, drinking at elevation is crazy. Let's get crazy in the mountains! #mountainlife #snow #aliens #podcast #comedy Follow u...

The Cooneen Poltergeist is Irelands most famous haunting. Taking place in the early 1900's, a family was tormented by a ghost or demon that would not let the go. Multiple exorcisms were conducted and failed. The family ultimately fled their Irish home and moved to New York City. Was it a case of hysteria or a true demonic entity following the family. #cooneen #poltergiest #scary #haunting #podcast...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Joey Swoll is the Gym Savior! Our next cruise is nude, worst place to get stung by a scorpion, and we're headed out on a ski adventure. #joeyswoll #Cruiselife #scorpion #roadtrip #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ Greg LaMontagne...