The Bar is Open with Beth and Greg Podcast

Welcome to The Bar is Open! It's hump day, again, let's kick this weekend off early with some ridiculous news. First up, Sloth Flu - coming to America. Brittany Maholmes liked something, and it pissed a bunch of people off. California is giving a ton of money to illegals to buy a house. And the new Sex Symbol for the left. Plus, a whole bunch more. Let's get this party started! #Trump #RFKwhale #b...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! The DNC was wild and crazy and full of nothihg, RFK has endorsed Trump in some states, a dude was arrested, and some crazy WTF news. Have you ever heard of fire worms? Grab a beer, it's getting ho in here! #DNC #RFK #Trump #feelgood #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne Instagra...

Welcome to The Bar is Open! Here's wild news you need to know! Lady uses a trout for pleasure. Dude gets bit in the berries by a python. China vape testing is insane. Food assaults are way up in Florida. Falling asleep in court, not in this judges courtroom! What is happening in this world? Grab a drink, we're getting crazy! #snake #trout #vaping #feelgood #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link:...

It's our 17 Year Wedding Anniversary. Let's share some stuff about being married this long. Plus. did you know if you die at Disney for their negligence you may not be able to sue? In Holy Sit news, a video of the woman with the worlds widest tongue, and a whole lot more! Grab a drink, let's celebrate being married! The Bar is Open! #marriage #anniversary #worldrecord #feelgood #podcast #comedy Fo...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: We took a survey to determine our level of kink. Link in the notes and comments, what's yours? Follow up on the Brazil plane crash, there may be something fishy going on. Would you be cool with your neighbor nude sunbathing? Plus, a bunch of other weird news you need to know. Grab a drink because The Bar is Open! Get your Kink Score: https://www.psypost.org/want-to-know...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: The Olympics are over, and we have one more favorite Olympian to highlight! Taylor Swift tour update, the show must go on! A wild plane crash, an amazing prank, and a Houston Hero teacher. The Bar is Open, smoke'em if you got'em! #Olympictwerk #taylorswift #420 #feelgood #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyur...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: The Olympics are getting spicy! Australian just wanted a little bump. Did you know astronauts are still stuck in space? What's your first date etiquette on leaving the bathroom door open? Plus a whole lot more! The Bar is Open, grab a drink! #Olympicblow #boeing #marilynmonroe #karens #dating#feelgood #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Data Breach at the Biggest Pron site in the World. Tasty words, what words can you taste? Dating mom's B-Friend, a lady can't hide drug to save her life, and a bunch of other craziness. Grab a drink, THE BAR IS OPEN! #smokinggun #WFH #tastewords #feelgood #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp B...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: We rescued a dog, Henry, at the gas station. The Olympics are in full dumbass mode, and here's a medal update. Did you know there are cocaine sharks? And a woman can taste words like chalk and caulk... Grab a drink, we're going full Fur Baby! The Bar is OPEN! #rescuedog #Cocaineshark #tastewords #feelgood #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: The Olympics kick off tonight and Snoop is our OG rep. We've got a bunch of Candians throwing Sh!t at people of course. A dude get's his leg bit off by a great white, but there's a twist! And it's the summer of the Brazilian Cocaine Shark. Good lord, Summer 2024 is on fire! Grab a drink, The Bar is OPEN! #snoopdogg #canadians #sharks #Olympic #feelgood #podcast #comedy...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Washington is having a J24 moment as we speak, but it's mostly peaceful, Kamala is the original Hawk Tuah, a whale sinks a boat, and of course that pesky Olympic Sex is back. Let's get frisky! Grab a drink, The Bar is OPEN! #joebiden #Washingtondc #Kamala #Olympic #feelgood #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tin...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: What the hell is Crowdstrike and how did they take down the world? The Catch Me Outside girl is rich! A swinger party with thousands of attendees plus a whole lot more! It's Friday, grab a drink, The Bar is OPEN! #crowstrike #onlyfans #feelgood #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMonta...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: We had a "Remember where you were when" weekend. Those don't happen very often. When the do they stick with you. We will be talking about what happened as an everyday American and the impact. Plus, we've got some weird stuff to cover like Gen Z smoking too much, a baby Big Foot, and a new thing called Sleep Divorce. Grab a drink and let's dive in. #Trump #Pennsylvania #...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Alec Baldwin get's off, a mom is going a bit too far with her generosity, a dude just can't hold it on a plane, President Trump is getting some help from Russia, again, and the video from the Dollar Tree we've all been talking about. Plus, a whole lot more! Grab a drink, it's Friday Night! #alecbaldwin #mothersmilk #planenightmare #America #feelgood #podcast #comedy Fol...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Holy Hell, we've got some things to talk about! Girl goes wild on a plane, vacationing is hard. A dude smuggles hamsters in his pants, the new way to "Margaritaville", and an insane dude needs to be found. Grab a drink, it's only Wednesday. #margaritas #hamsters #Hiking #feelgood #podcast #comedy #crime Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Shark week started early in Texas. Fireworks in Utah get launched into the stadium full of people. The Nathan's Hot Dog champion - Respectable. Florida Man arrested for bank robbery; you'll never guess how much he asked for. Plus, a whole bunch more. #Sharkweek #Floridaman #feelgood #podcast #comedy #crime Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podc...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: It's the 4th of July Show! Grab a drink and let's hang out! Special guest Jessica Hope joins us all the way from California. What's your craziest 4th of July Story? A giant shark washed up. FAFO - Walmart style. And an update from the Hawk Tua Girl. Buckle up and be safe! #july4th #giantshark #hawktua #feelgood #podcast #comedy #crime Follow us: Spotify Link: https://ti...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Recap on the debate and faces of Joey B. Japan has created a real life bio-engineered skin, creepy or good? Girls eating ice cream - this one should piss off the ladies. It's Friday, grab a drink, let's go! #Japan #Debate #Icecreamgirls #feelgood #podcast #comedy #crime Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Bet...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: We're back from an amazing NC vacation. So much has happened, there's a Huck Tuah chic, new prisons of the future, and a debate tomorrow. Let's get into in all! #HuckTuah #Prisons #Future #feelgood #podcast #comedy #crime Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b\ Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.co...

Peter has returned from Europe. Peter had an opportunity as part of the film crew to visit Normandy, France among other places, on the 80th anniversary of D-Day. Baldy had a chance to catch back up with the Big Guy to chat about his amazing experience over his past couple of weeks. Baguettes, cafes, and terrible steak. Check out the Socials: iTunes: https://shorturl.at/dopBV Spotify: https://open....

Tonight on The Bar is Open: We're heading out! Wedding time for some good friends. But first, a show must go on! Justin Timberlake got popped for a DWI, the alien story you missed, and another monolith outside of Las Vegas, we're definitely being invaded. #Northcarolina #justintimberlake #aliens #feelgood #podcast #comedy #crime Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast:...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Grab a cold drink and let's talk about the SCOTUS ruling on bump stocks. Have you seen the Democrats new ploy, beer and birth control? Plus, a 33 year olds -12 rules for dating. #bumpstock #scotus #atf #podcast #comedy #crime Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Did you know elephants have names? What's yours? Taylor Swift blowing snot rockets during her show caught on camera; it must suck to be famous. Bad timing in photos can be unfortunate. And an OF performer asks her dad to vote on her scenes; what are you doing in this scenario, Dad's? Grab a drink, we're gonna get spicey! #elephant #taylorswift #badtiming #podcast #comed...

Tonight on The Bar is Open: Beth has abandoned us for the night! I'm on my own to do whatever I like. Let's check out some wild videos from this week while the Boss is off drinking fancy wine and eating charcuterie! #rogue #free #goodluck #podcast #comedy #crime Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne Instagram: https://www....

Tonight on The Bar is Open: What’s it like growing up? Midnight runs to meet the girls. Living in a tourist town. Getting caught by the parents. All Those good times and Beth had none of them. #caught #childhood #the90’s #podcast #comedy Follow us: Spotify Link: https://tinyurl.com/3v8hv32b Apple Podcast: https://tinyurl.com/26j5jnbp Beth LaMontagne Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lamama07/ G...