The Bald Boys

It's life's simple pleasures to begin (and maybe end... but maybe not. We'll never tell). Symon has opted to go down the 'process of elimination' path for identifying the bird that's terrorising Adam. And in a show filled with breaking news, Symon's got a real hot take to share. The boys discuss their big news from the weekend as they begin #UnemployedLife. AND IN EQUALLY SHOCKING NEWS, the debt c...

In short: Show got burnt, Adam attacked a bird and Symon at the last Subway. In depth: We run through a few more simple pleasures, before Symon tells us about a fishing trip he went on in Wang over the weekend. Adam's been losing sleep which turns into two blokes making generic bird sounds for about four minutes. We give an almighty shout out to Keira for doing the Lord's work (also shout out AirD...

It's BIG! Just ask us. Symon has been forced to say farewell to a lifelong friend and boy it's been emotional. #RIPAstra Meanwhile, Adam has experienced the stress-free and not at all frustrating process of getting a new phone. Then it's not Not The Weekly Update with painter chat, chef chat & graffiti chat. Then it's animals time in the news once more! Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️...

The Adam & Symon Show – comin' at ya live! Kick back and enjoy the best bits from our Sunday Experiment debut. This could be the beginning of a long and prosperous career, or the start of a very short stint on live radio after we inevitably forget the mics are live. It's the same old Show, except the old Show is gone, and there's a new Show, and there'll be a new show every week. Recorded on N...

Spooky season is behind us, but don't worry – we've still got a shocking episode of The Adam & Symon Show coming your way. Symon wants to know when the right time to call someone out is in our latest social etiquette lesson. Adam had a highly traumatic experience but before we let him talk about it, we try and guess what it was. We have a highly significant on the Whack-A-Mole (which we probab...

BOO! Gotcha. Classic spook. It's all a bit scary this week and it's not just cos we're recording the pod from OUTSIDE THE LAIR for the first time. Symon lost something and foolishly forgot to call upon the services of St Anthony (so make him an offer). Adam's come to some sort of conclusion re: toothpaste tubes and some bloke has made the grossest engagement ring of all time. Plus – news stings, s...

Lucky you, cos this week's episode starts with another round of 'Symon Hums A Song And No One Has Any Idea What It Is'. Show is handed a reprieve ahead of his third punishment – sort of – before some Life's Simple Pleasures and another mystery package/Whack-A-Mole update. Then, things really go off the rails. Symon's been jamming his shoes in the wash and then it's time for some reviews once again...

Round Two of Show's punishment is a two-parter (yes, he's assessing his legal options as we speak). More simple pleasures, then we go deep on the history - and more importantly, the future - of Pringles. Speaking of fast food, someone's been caught wrapper-handed. Then, he's nearly #global and #trending, so it's time for some more micro-influencing. And 🚨 RED ALERT 🚨 cos Adam has received a myst...

Do the crime, do the time... and by 'time' we mean taking away one of the few luxuries The Lair has to offer. Then... it's time. Or is it? Only Adam's inbox can reveal whether the Whack is indeed back. Symon was running around his suburb in his pyjamas the other morning but trust us, there's a really good reason. (Pls come back, CJ 😢) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell...

We did it! We finally did it! We convinced someone to join us in The Lair! Someone made a blue (thanks to the massive dobber for throwing one of us under the bus) and there is hell to pay. Symon’s “put in work” for his latest news sting which obviously means the news is on the way. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

.It's #Life'sSimplePleasures, then it's a footpath-less state and the lie its residents have been living for an eternity. #WeatherChat We're getting closer to a decision on what the Starshots are going to look like (thanks to you). And much to Adam's dismay the news sting is back (that generally means we're here with some news, too) in audio AND visual form. Symon's also got some issues with the h...

First, we get you up and about with some #LifesSimplePleasures. Then, we intentionally don't spoil 'Once Upon A Time In Hollywood' on purpose. Adam employs a third party to help bring an end to his washing machine saga, before we cross to our European correspondent as any good podcast would. Adam's got another Hall of Fame-worthy news story involving a sacking and a clown. Subscribe, rate the show...

Do we look like three guys who wouldn't start a podcast with three Life's Simple Pleasures? (03:15) Symon wants to know when a friend is a friend (05:15), then he and Adam team up and threaten Show with spoilers (Spoiler alert: there was no spoilers... but there might be (there won't)). (12:45) Adam's washing machine (the one for clothes) is busted and boy, getting it fixed hasn't been easy. (16:0...

There's only one way to start your Wayne – and that's with a Life's Simple Pleasure or three (02:10). Then we hear from Harriet, Sensory Lab's number one customer (this is entirely unarguable) (03:40). It's been 30 fast food-free days for Symon and we couldn't be prouder (18:35). Meanwhile, Adam's been going to an (old?) Italian lady's house to learn how to cook, but in turn he's become the proud...

Let's just say the response was overwhelming – so there's only one way to start this Wayne and it's by reading out some of #Life'sSimplePleasures. Prof. Densten is back better than ever with his latest lesson about old money (did somebody say tuppence?) and then one of the all-time great feuds has broken out in a coffee shop in Melbourne and we'll get to the bottom of it in the news. Subscribe, ra...

Adam had a pair of boiled eggs for breakfast (😢) but his loss is our gain, because we're officially hooked on life's simple pleasures and the happiness they bring. (02:40) We have a Whack-A-Mole update and hooboy – #BringBackTheWhack will be trending any minute. (10:45) #WhackIsBack The Lady Mavs' final game of the season was (unsurprisingly) a raging success (18:10). And we welcome our third gue...

The Adam & Symon Show is a safe space, so this week Symon comes clean about his addiction. (02:40) Adam's thinking about changing jobs and on the back of his first idea, we personally can't see what could go wrong. (11:40) After weeks of detailed research (some conducted interstate), it's official: Google has been listening. (19:45) The Lady Mavs' debut season is wrapping up and they still mig...

It's Episode 22 and you know what that means... we're (self-anointed) adults now so it's time for some changers round 'ere. After days of anticipation (that's putting it kindly) Symon reveals which beautiful melody he hummed at the end of last week's show. Someone out there is making way more Won than us and quite frankly it's time we did something about it. Then Symon gives a full rundown of Aven...

It's personal hygiene time with Symon but NO JUDGEMENT 'cos we've all been here before (02:10). Then Show resumes his campaign for a nickname that isn't 'Show' to mixed results (09:25). The news is back and shockingly Symon didn't forget to intervene at the start with a sting (18:45). Then we finish the show with Not The Weekly Update and a night cap – and by 'night cap' we mean pronouncing our ne...

Someone at Symon’s work work straight up went and spoiled the ending of Avengers Endgame... but don't worry, your secret is safe with him (02:00). Symon is getting paranoid that the internet is listening, so we decided it's high time we tried to pull a swifty back on the world wide web (10:30). And the news this week comes with a two-person sting (!!!) and will result in you having a new least fav...

It's time to polish up on your Social Etiquette and fellas - we're looking at you. (02:10) Adam is comin' in hot with what is easily the best news story ever on this podcast or any website in history (09:30). And not sure if you hear but Adam went to Europe and he's saved his best story for last. Anyone who works in customer service should fast forward through this segment as it will be a tough li...

Adam's string of international feuds conducted over email continues following his sojourn in Europe, with a fresh rivalry with Giulia from Bologna brewing. (04:30) Everyone at work has been ignoring Symon and he doesn't know why (turns out it's been his fault) (17:10) and there's a dinosaur on the move in the NT (not a croc (although crocs are the best dinosaurs)) in another extraordinary news sto...

WOOOO! Europe! Song of Europe! WOOOO! An outrageously jetlagged Adam is back from his #EuroTrip #Europe2019 #Wanderlust and he's here to regale us with some funny and some not so funny stories about his time away. Basically he's come home with a skin condition, a hairy slug on his face and no tales to tell about how good business class is. Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friend...

Don't be late to Life Education 'cos report time is coming up and Prof. Densten doesn't have time for your excuses (03:35). Symon tries to blame Adam and Show for something that they're not even remotely responsible for (16:35). Then it's time for a Not The Weekly Update – starring the Cola Challenge and Show reviewing 'Cars' – that will go straight into the Not The Weekly Update Hall of Fame when...

If you're listening to this, it's probably too late. But hopefully it's not! Ultimately, you won't find out until next Wayne. This week we begin in the pitch dark before there's some strange noises outside and you'll have to take our word for it – it was pretty terrifying. Adam kicks things off by telling us about his relationship with the herp (03:00) and Symon needs some guidance with an ettique...