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Symon went to an Apple store this week (twice) in an exceptional example of how to get your mitts on a brand new iPhone (02:35). Then, we go to a palm tree in the desert to hear why Burger King is in the news (16:05)... and it turns out Symon has a bizarre allergy that barely makes sense and nobody knew about? (23:20) Adam premieres a new segment called 'Mildly Inconvenient... with Adam' (27:30) b...

We begin this week with the real etiquette for cheersing (spoiler alert: you've probably been doing it wrong) and then Symon's workmate has experienced every mother's nightmare. Then the news is pretty gross but we wouldn't be doing our job as a reputable news source if we didn't share it. Not The Weekly Update is back with a Lady Mavs update and some delicious micro-influencing. Subscribe, rate t...

This week, in first period you've got Life Education with Prof. Densten - so we hope you've done your homework (02:40). We've got further evidence that Keanu Reeves is the best bloke in the world in the news (16:50) and Not The Weekly Update returns (30:05). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and let us know what topics you want Prof. Densten to cover in next week's class!...

Just days after another riveting election, we've got an #ElectionHack that you'll want to remember for 2022 (02:35). Adam's still getting Uber Pools (with mixed results) (11:55) and we're back with loosely farm-related news (23:40) and Not The Weekly Update! (33:20) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and start planning where you're going to vote in the 2022 election. See o...

Double digits! 10 episodes! This week Adam went for a risky ride through town (02:25) and it's long overdue (this cannot be disputed) but Show (finally) gets a segment for the first time (12:35)! We drop truth bombs re: the world's number one card game. Then, there's news (as per usual) (22:50) and 'Not The Weekly Update'! (34:00) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends and sen...

We're back and we want you to meet John McCarious (02:45). After the raging success that was our first guest on the show last week, we've doubled down and are lucky to be joined on the phone by Johnny Anstee (you've probably heard of him) (13:20). Symon's trip to the dentist turns into a guilt trip to the dentist (26:30) and of course Not The Weekly Update is back (37:20). Subscribe, rate the show...

This week, Sym gives a tip on how to park his zippy yet highly unroadworthy car (03:15). We have our FIRST GUEST (!!!) and subsequently adopt a baby (13:45). Our very first sponsor...ship opportunity arises (21:45) and behold the best news sting so far (according to Sym) (27:20). And the latest on the whack-a-mole amongst other ‘Not The Weekly Update’ updates! (33:50) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️...

What's the best thing about Easter being over? The Adam and Symon Show is back! Symon's got a segment idea that celebrates the best day of the week (02:45), Adam got an unsuprisingly eventful UberPool with his dad (10:45). We also discuss what a bomboniere is (28:10). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, tell your friends, nominate your #WayneOfTheWeek and/or discuss naming your unborn child...

Half a dozen episodes! They said we wouldn’t make it! A recent dinner party at Adam’s (nearly) went awry, but thankfully he saved the day. (But did he really?) Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and maybe start your own podcast so we can return the favour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adam and Symon (sans thigh hair) are back! And more aerodynamic than ever. Adam has finally reached 'old man' status and is genuinely considering penning some passive aggressive notes to his neighbours (02:15) while Symon's at the opposite end of the spectrum and is sick of reading notes in the kitchen at work (08:00). Then it's time for some useful - and some not so useful - life hacks (17:30). S...

This week, Symon made the fatal error of going to see a scary movie (knowing full well that he hates scary movies) (01:30), Adam's got some movie news of his own after one of the world's great chains goes down to its last store (13:45). Then we discuss whether Adam's going to jail (28:45). Wait... how could we forget? There's a bet to settle. (39:50). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and l...

We finally got music! This week, Adam went to the world's fastest carwash (he's still trying to justify his estimated time as we type this) (05:00), we dive into the big stories not making headlines around the world (13:15) and Symon lives the time-honoured saying "bad things come in pairs of threes" (26:30). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and tell us about any dreams/eBay sob stories. F...

This week Symon was (half) saved by his Uber driver and a can of Lynx (02:30), there's a travelling dog in the news (16:20), Adam begrudgingly provided some goodwill to a tourist (22:50) and we introduce the show's first segment (not The Weekly Update) (28:00). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and tell us how good it was listening to three people drink a milky cola in silence. Instagram Tw...

To kick things off, Adam recounts the only email chain in human history about a Chinese Whac-A-Mole (01:55), Symon (did you know he surfs?) finds out his brother is a "full blown psychopath" (10:45) and we back over the news headlines from the week that you either didn't hear, or didnt want to hear (18:50). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and tell us how the first time went for you. Insta...

Two mates were chatting, One of them said, 'we should do a podcast'. Adam and Symon heard those guys talking and thought WE should also do a podcast. And that's how The Adam & Symon Show was born... On Episode 0, we appeal to the people for intro music suggestions and it turns out the boys can't even agree on which supermarket is better. Also, you're going to have to forgive us for the sound q...