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Happy New Wayne! With a new anchor! Anything could happen! The intern search is nearing its end, and we're leaving it up to Show to grill our final two candidates. Then, the biggest controversy in #AdamSymonShow history is addressed with an extremely lippy hearing in Show's Courtroom between The People (represented by legit lawyer Alex) and Zander (a Year 12 Legal Studies student represented by Sy...

We did it! One whole year! And there's no one else around to congratulate us – so we'll (gladly) have to do it ourselves. First up, simple pleasures. Then, Adam & Symon are back on the telly! Symon doesn't know when, but thankfully Adam does. March 18... you should tune in. Then, it was Adam's engagement party over the weekend, which turned into a big night... for Show. And there's Whack-A-Mol...

Symon's got a post/post/post problem (#homophones). Also – we're hiring! Apply within. But not here, on Instagram. Don't even worry about what you're actually applying for... just do it! It'll be fun! Big Symo's still on TikTok... just. And despite saying we wouldn't, we record a live TikTok! So check that out. #fyp And we're turning the screws on the OG Whack-A-Mole proprietors cos boy do they de...

The 50 is up! But there's no celebrating in The Lair. That's cos we're not in The Lair! But that's not the point. It's Simple Pleasures... and then a Whack-A-Mole update that needs to be heard to be believed. Big Symo's got a big announcement... and it's extremely self-serving. MIMC are back with another cracking 33% offering for Show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Symon went on a holiday. Not his holiday. Well, not the one he planned for. But it was a holiday. Someone’s holiday. Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and don’t worry about checking your visa before an overseas trip, it should be sweet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not much needs to be said. He finally TOFU'd – and today we find out whether Symon can eat seven apples and two lasagnes based on the premise that apples make him hungry. We also hear from two listeners and the #AdamSymonShow's resident doctor. Place your bets now... cos this could go either way. Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and always check yourself...

Apple Challenge? No Apple Challenge? T.O.F.U.? No T.O.F.U.? We’ll all soon find out. We’ve got a Whack-a-mole update (stop us if you’ve heard this before)... Then, it’s #PhilosophyWithFoss... for the first and hopefully not last time! Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and go have an apple. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We may or may not be welcoming a surprise guest to this week's show! Clue: he's bringing knowledge/a chinese delicacy. But before all that, The School of Life's in session with Prof. Densten so tuck your shirt in and straighten that tie. The end result is Adam and Symon bully Show about his colour-blindness by spontaneously getting him to do a test online. After all that, it's the news, and then S...

After Life's Simple Pleasures, we dip into the untapped resource that is stories from you guys, with a belter from Golden_Kiwi. We scribe possibly the most bizarre letter to an eBay seller (yes, you guessed it. It's Whack-A-Mole related). Then, somehow, Adam's theory that we're getting rorted by the supermarkets (shout out Huey) ends up in Symon proclaiming he can easily consume two pasta dishes a...

We start on a sombre note this week but try to lift morale the only way we know how... with Life's Simple Pleasures. Then... he remembered. The Water Challenge is ON, where Adam and Symon will drink four kinds of water to decide who is the real Jason Mamoa once and for all. Also – Adam is an uncle again! And Symon is reverse-engineering the news. #ListenBait Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐...

It’s the last one! Not ever. Just of the Adam & Symon Show’s debut year. So it feels monumental. Symon’s getting advertised to - again - but he’s not copping what they’re selling (kind of is, though). Meanwhile, the tables have turned as Adam’s got car issues. Plus there’s a fat cat in the News. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You (no one, really) asked... We (Show) delivered... Merry Christmas from the Adam & Symon Show! And our gift? The Stingsmas Compilation the world (maybe one or two people) has been waiting for! Enjoy the day folks, and may your stings continue to be improvised and not thought out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ho Ho Happy Wayne friends, its Christmas Eve – or some day after that (although you might listen to this for the first time on Christmas Eve 2020 (or any year after that, even). Day 11 sees us back in The Lair for some Xmas-themed Simple Pleasures before Adam and Show recap a calamity of incidents at the airport over the weekend. Symon Claus and Adam have a gift for Show, before Show gives a gift...

There haven’t been many, but we’ve found just enough highlights to cobble together an episode for the 10th Day of Christmas! We start with the intro to ‘The Final Show’ where our lives flashed before our eyes. Remember when Symon threatened to storm out if we ruined Avengers? We’ve got that - and his (spoilers) No Spoilers review from a week later. We go back to where it all began with the slow an...

As we all count down the days until we get to experience the pure joy of receiving and distributing gifts to loved ones, join us in re-living the most harrowing and unfulfilling gift-related saga in recent human history. Presenting – Adam Buys His Niece A Whack-A-Mole: An Oral History... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Day 8! And in the spirit of people getting given stuff (Christmas presents... we're talking about Christmas presents) we re-live all the times the boys, on behalf of MIMC, got free stuff for Show! From cookie dough to face masks, kick back and enjoy the long and storied history of MIMC from its roots when Adam & Symon promised they wouldn't ever ask for a cut of anything (this actually happene...

LANGUAGE WARNING: We all got a bit carried away, so there may be a swear word or two throughout. Adam and Symon make their first cross-podcast hop and join the boys from The Daily Talk Show for episode 525! That's a bloody lot of episodes! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tis the season... for an on-air Christmas Party! Our last Sunday Experiment show calls for a festive bash... so get into the Christmas spirit with us. Recorded on December 8. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The fifth day of Christmas is here and for all you OCD people out there, good news – we're back in sync with our fifth episode of The Sunday Experiment! We're finally starting to get the hang of this whole radio thing (hopefully no one thinks otherwise), so enjoy! Recorded on November 24. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a reason we leave the intro music to the professionals... First up, Life's Simple Pleasures, then big announcements for Adam, Symon & Show – some more life-changing than others. Symon went to Newcastle for 12 hours (v exciting). Meanwhile, Adam was staring down going to jail for 12 years (surprisingly, not Esteban-related). Then, MIMC might have pulled off its greatest coup to date, be...

The third day of Christmas is here! And the sound pleasures keep coming! The Adam & Symon Show – comin' at ya live! Kick back and enjoy the best bits from Week Four of our Sunday Experiment. Someone at head office will surely realise soon they've made a terrible mistake, so enjoy us on live radio while it lasts! Recorded on November 24. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Day 2 of our 12 Days of Christmas, and you guessed it: The Adam & Symon Show – comin' at ya live! Kick back and enjoy the best bits from Week Three of our Sunday Experiment... experiment. Recorded on November 17. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy 12 Days of Christmas, everybody! It's like having 12 straight Waynes! We'll be dropping something new every day between now and when Santa is in a chimney near you... so without further ado: The Adam & Symon Show – comin' at ya live! Kick back and enjoy the best bits from Week Two of our Sunday Experiment... experiment. Recorded on November 10. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

You know the drill – it's #Life'sSimplePleasures, then Adam has had ANOTHER run-in with Esteban the debt collector. We've got some partially exciting news that will hopefully spice up your festive season for at least 12 days, then it's #ToiletTalk with Symon. Show is back with some nano-influencing (so it turns out) #drinkresponsibly and BELIEVE IT OR NOT, Adam has been in another Uber... AND BELI...

Despite Sym's blatant early protests, we're back for another week! And if you don't like blatant, shameless brand promotion – switch off now, cos we've waited 39 weeks and it's time for some #freeads. Thanks to you guys, Adam's mystery bird has an identity and Sym needs some life advice (but doesn't really get it). Subscribe, rate the show ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, leave a review, tell your friends and if...