The B Movie Beatdown

Don't drink the water. This week we're kicking off the Summer of Friendship! Our first guest is bringing us COLOR OUT OF SPACE (2019) where Nic Cage loves his alpacas more than his family, and an alien space rock lands in the backyard.  Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute__trash @SlenderJames   @Petedown  

Not Cube, Cubes. We've finished up the Cube franchise from the original '97 CUBE to Japan's 2021 remake. Now it's time to grab a seat and talk about the good, the bad, and the "what were they thinking?" of the franchise.   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute__trash @SlenderJames   @Petedown

Hey, Loser, bust out your abacus and notepad because we're still not finished with Cube, but this time it's CUBE (2021)! This is the Japanese remake with nothing new to add and plenty of reasons to wonder why we trapped ourselves in this box again. Give me your boots.

The negotiator's on the phone and he wants us to release the hostages! Heh, is that what they're calling it these days? This week we're treating ourselves to another Blockbuster with S.W.A.T. (2003)! Join us as we reminisce about the early 2000s where everything was just a bit sexier, the main guy energy was palpable, and Jeremy Renner was still relatively unknown. Also stick around for the end to...

The company's been taken over by vampires, and we're getting the chomp! We know you love working in a soulsucking office building with a permanent yellow hue, so we've brought you BLOODSUCKING BASTARDS (2015)! Starring a ragtag group of slackers trying not to be drained by Pedro Pascal. It might be a good day to use your PTO. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebe...

    Wolfcop! How many times can we say it? This week folks we take the hair of the dog that bit us with WOLFCOP (2014). What can you expect from such an eloquent film? Expect conversations to cover 5 o' clock shadow, exploding weiners, and full-on werewolf sex. You know, the usual!

A monkey, a mad scientist, and a quadriplegic walk into a bar. The scientist says, "Did you just walk!?" and the monkey sets the bar on fire. We're saying our fond farewells to RoMAYro, and we're doing it with style: with a monkey. MONKEY SHINES (1988) a bleak film about a man given a capuchin that's secretly being given brain-gooder juice until it turns homicidal. Proof that sometimes, ignorance...

Choke on em! Choke on em! That's right folks, this is the one we've all been waiting for. We're continuing the Romayro feast with DAY OF THE DEAD 1985. Finally it's time for some good ol' fashioned Savini zombies. So don't forget to refuel the helicopter, and we'll see you down in the bunker. Instagram:  @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Abs...

What a loser! Romayro is off to the races and this week we're taking a bite out of Romero's favorite: MARTIN (1977)! It's a real mystery to us why this movie is well-liked, but we'll keep the door open for Dario Argento's alternate version with a Goblin soundtrack to give us a better experience next time around. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.c...

Somebody's poisoned the water supply! This week we're starting off RoMAYro with nonstop screaming with THE CRAZIES (1973)! The small town of Evans City slowly goes insane as the military try their hardest to escalate the situation. Luckily, we have these two science guys that will do their science best, to get the science job science'd. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email:...

We need to know if a wendigo is a cryptid! This week we've booked a cruise from Central America for CHUPACABRA: DARK SEAS (2005)! We get more of the fantabulous John Rhys-Davies and a surprising appearance of Giancarlo Esposito. It's rough seas ahead but at least the water is warm. Wait, that's not water, it's blood. Oh my goooood. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebm...

Zorlock?! I hardly know her! This week we're back for another tabletop session with MYTHICA: The NECROMANCER (2015). This time we're bringing Pete into the fold. Did he watch the first two? No, no he did not. Did we tell him what happened? Also No. Get ready for a movie that's all filler and no substance. Seriously, this one could have been an email.

Oi! This week we're busting out the subtitles for Guy Ritchie's first film LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998). Prepare for fast talk, comedic beats, and an interwoven story that'll leave your head spinning. So don't lose those antique shotguns and make sure you bring a matching trench coat.

Cuby-dooby-doo! We enter the cube for the (possibly) finale time with CUBE ZERO (2004)! This somehow has some of the best and worst practical effects in the franchise; the good kind that's ewy gooey and makes you cringe and the terribly bad kind of Jax's doll eye that takes you out of the movie. Get ready to lose your boots, again.   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: the...

One oiled up cowboy coming right up! And he has the right tool for the job...by tool I mean his penis. There's also a chick named June Knockers and boy does she got some big ones. Okay, I'm done. This week we head back into the Sidariverse to cover the one that started the Bombs, Bullets, and Babes series: MALIBU EXPRESS (1985)! Is it the best Andy Sidaris movie we've done? No, but its definitely...

This was bad! We're doing GRIZZLY II: REVENGE (1983/2021), a film that should have stayed gone. Plagued by production problems, this is a big bowl of nothing with boring sauce and a side of regret. Get ready for a movie filled with stock footage and immense disappointment.   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @Slende...

Finally! We are finally giving you the promised: TREMORS II: AFTERSHOCKS (1990)! The worms are back baby and something ain't right.  Fredward is leading the boys down to Mexico in this one, so let's load up the truck with some RC cars, and enough explosives to level an oil refinery. Of course, we didn't forget the umbrella this time. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: the...

Don't call her babe! This week we're bringing you some real trash with BARB WIRE (1996)! We have Pamela Anderson doing stuff in a dystopian America where things happen. I hope you brought something to do because this one doesn't get off the ground until we're halfway through. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @Slend...

  Bears!, and we're not talking daddies! This week we're heading into a national forest as we hunt for a GRIZZLY (1976)! We'll be yelling for Ranger Kelly as a bear rips off our arms, legs and heads. Knives don't cut it. Guns don't pierce it. Someone get the rocket launcher!   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @Slen...

Snikt! Time for the biggest Blockbuster in Beatdown history. A budget so vast that the total eclipses every Beatdown prior. A mountain of cold hard cash that could only be used to make the greatest film ever made. That's right, we're covering X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE (2009)! Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @Slende...

It's Rebruary! You know him, you love him, give it up for Reb Brown and another rip-off that's better than the rest: STRIKE COMMANDO (1987)! Reb plays a 4x sole survivor out for vengeance in the mean jungles of Milan. I mean Manilla, but it's hard to tell when we have some very Italian Russians. Anyways, here, have some more Reb Brown. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: t...

Blackpowder! We're going to a post-apocalyptic desert with crazy cars, football pad armor, and so many explosions you'll end up with tinnitus with RAIDERS OF THE SUN (1992)! Get ready for two - count it - TWO storylines that touch tips and fight over who is the most mediocre in this literal sleeper hit. Speaking of hitting anything, you won't need to worry about that, because these guys can't even...

Hey Boogeyman - let's boogie! This week we're inviting you to the unholy matrimony of Paul and Christie in MORTUARY (1982)! So get ready to embalm your loved ones and give a toast to the lovely new couple. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames   @Petedown

Bonk! One by one we'll be getting knocked out and dragged into the basement of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)! That's right, we're doing the grandfather of slashers this week, so get ready to hate on Franklin and question the horrible choices and laugh at their pain. I hope I get turned into a pretty lampshade. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmai...

Welcome to the First Annual Beaty's Part II awards! YOU voted, YOU waited, now WE get to share the winners of the 2025 Beaty's. So go get dolled up in your comfiest robe, pour yourself a whiskey in the biggest glass you own, and join us to induct these new members into our annals. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @...