The B Movie Beatdown

Necromancer? I hardly know her! This week we are continuing down the mystical world of MYTHICA: THE DARKSPORE (2015)! Everyone is back for their second dose of fantasy adventure, and this time we have an oiled-up elf named Qole that's causing a stir. So, polish off that armor and hone that sword edge, because we just leveled up. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmovi...

Ogre?! I barely know her! This week, we're embarking on an adventure with MYTHICA: A QUEST FOR HEROES (2014)! A fantasy flick where a dwarf decapitates someone with a sick axe throw. We've got the usual love at first sight, and yet everyone just keeps talking about Marek's club foot. So strap on your armor and sharpen your swords, because we have damsels to save. It's time to roll initiative.   In...

Sorry folks! No Beatys this week. The Beaty's will return at a later date, but for now we have to be like those losers at the academy and do our award show in the following year. We love you all, and we're looking forward to bringing you more content!

She's flickin it all night long! This week we're watching one chick flick it all day and all night, in BLOODBEAT (1983). And boy did she beat it. Not only in the bedroom, but in the mind of a suit of samurai armor that goes on a bloody rampage, which is as cool as this movie gets.   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash...

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More like Summer of 80 - Bore! This week we're checking out the murder mystery SUMMER OF 84 (2018)! Instead of subverting expectations, this film chose simplicity, predictability, and ultimately, boredom. I'm falling asleep just thinking about it, so grab your GI Joe walkie-talkie and get ready to fall asleep to this nostalgia bait Honeypot.   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown...

Oops, all boobies! This week we're getting all hot and bothered with PICASSO TRIGGER (1988), Andy Sidaris is back with more Bombs, Bullets, and Babes than you can shake a stick at, and a couple dudes who made a dime shaking their sticks if you know what I mean. I think we all know our priorities on this one. Let's just say we didn't come for the plot. Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie B...

DOCTOR SATAN! All aboard a most dark and terrifying ride, this week we're doing HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003)! It's gritty, it's gross, it's got Sid Haig stealing every scene, even when he's not in it. Grab yourself some of Captain Spaulding's Famous Fried Chicken, and strap in for a twisted horror homage.   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Le...

Aylmer's got a boner, and he wants to put it in your ear! Slow drip that psychedelic blue juice onto our brains, because we're chasin' the dragon this week with BRAIN DAMAGE (1988)! Frank Henenlotter is here once again to make us feel uncomfortable, while we gently bob our heads to this film's great soundtrack. There's no easy way to say it. We're getting dirty with this one.   Instagram: @bmovieb...

Sheesh you're pushy! This week, we're bringing you a Blockbuster Beatdown with THE PREDATOR (2018)! Made for $88 million dollars, stacked with a surprisingly all-star cast and more one liners than bullets. There's a lot going for this film and a lot more going against it.  Instagram:  @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @Slender...

We're not perverts! Get ready for gratuitous violence, absurd comedy and some grotesque Dinklage dong with THE TOXIC AVENGER (2025)! That bad boy had such a stage presence it might as well have been credited. There's chaos, charm and a whole lot of penis envy. So grab your mop and join us as we dive into the toxic waste.   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatd...

Black Phillip! Black Phillip! Hope you brushed up on Ye Olde English because this week we're covering Robert Eggers' THE VVITCH (2015)! We are rejoined by the one and only Pete as we wander through haunted woods to uncover the legend of the Witch of the Wood. Expect gripping suspense, unsettling tension, and pale feet as we talk about horror origins and classic witch mischief.   Instagram: @bmovie...

TAKUUAAA! This week we're filling our heads with ancient knowledge and showing our true selves by putting on a mask with BIONICLE: MASK OF LIGHT(2003)! We are joined by our friend, and residential Bionicle Expert: Kyle. So join us as we learn about Bionicles and finding our inner light . . . or whatever   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Lett...

Space! Reb Brown is back back back again and this time he's a completely average pilot who charms the pants off of everyone he meets (looking at you Lea) in SPACE MUTINY (1988)! There's a lot of good wrapped in this very b-movie sci-fi flick. You got mutineers, Battlestar Galactica footage, ridiculous bumper car chases and so much more to unpack. So get ready for some more of Reb's classic shouts...

Woof! and not the good kind. We're going to the 2000s again for what should have been an action packed bombshell bonanza with BITCH SLAP(2009)! What we got was a half-backed girlfight where every other scene was them smashing boxes. Some of the visuals were passable but the whole thing simply falls flat. So put on your mini dress and tape up your boobs cuz we're painting the town red! I didn't eve...

It's Predator Baby! Wait, no it's not. It's Bruno Mattei's copycat film ROBOWAR (1988)! Reb Brown is embodying Dutch as he leads a group of BAM commandos through the jungle while a cyborg hunts them from the shadows. I'll let you figure out what BAM means as we rip into this one.   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash...

We're hauling in a big one! This week we went fishing for treasure and all we got was this giant squid in KRAKEN: TENTACLES OF THE DEEP (2006)! We dive into another SyFy Original that gets the job done with minimal distractions. So grab yourself a plate of calamari and hop aboard!   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown Email: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash...

We struck gold! This week we had the pleasure of taking out a few Nazis with SISU (2022). There tons of blood and gore, and sick kills, and the main dude lights himself on fire. Pretty cool right? So come back to 1944 with us, we'll clobber some Nazis, do a quick little jaunt through Lapland, and it'll be more fun than you can shake a stick at!   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdo...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Violence! Get ready to drive, jive and survive with Russ Meyer's cult classic FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! (1965). Three go-go dancers go-go rogue in the California desert driving fast cars, judo chopping necks and using all that sass to get their way. Grab your switchblades and get ready to get down and dirty!   Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdow...

Somebody Poisoned the Water Supply! Uncle Jesse is in over his head in this one as he tries to stop the evil and apocalyptic Gene Simmons in NEVER TOO YOUNG TO DIE (1986). This action movie is part James Bond, part Mad Max and part Beverly Hills 90210. Get ready for some questionable relationships, ridiculous shootouts and some obvious stunt doubles. Let's see if it sticks the landing.   Instagram...

Calcinator! Okay, that might not be what little Timmy is called, but I do know Sven-Ole Thorsen plays a big dude named Suc On Dis and Jesse Ventura is ABRAXAS, GUARDIAN OF THE PLANET (1990)! This is the sci-fi action flick about the one that got away and the child whose father only wants to find him. So braid your rat tails, and buckle up!     Instagram: @bmoviebeat Facebook: The B Movie Beatdown...

Someone get the TUMS! This week a gaggle of hungry alien balls have crash landed in Midwestern America for CRITTERS (1986)! These adorable monsters will eat you out of house and home, and then eat you while laughing at your crying family. Expect poison darts, firecrackers, and some face morphing bounty hunters, and if all that doesn't stroke your goat we even have a young Billy Zane.   Instagram:...

Hey guys, So no Tremors 2 this week unfortunately. You can blame Jordan, It's 100% his fault and he will be punished accordingly. I'm not sure what we have in store for him, but he said something about shackles...or a wheel of pain... Anyhoo, hopefully this audio explains things better. Instead of an episode this week, why don't you send us movies you'd like to see us cover. So reach out to us wit...

  The Boogieman is Back! For this week's Summer of Sequels, we're headed back to Haddonfield where the action picks up right where it left off with HALLOWEEN II (1981). Michael's night isn't over, and he's creatively carving his way through a mostly abandoned hospital. Laurie's on bed rest, and Doctor Loomis is waving his gun around like a mad man. That sounds stressful, I'm gonna go relax in the...

  Pure potentiality! It's time to advance science and bring back the dead as our Summer of Sequels continues with BRIDE OF RE-ANIMATOR (1990)! Herbert West and Dan Cain return with a new dose of re-agent and a crypt waiting to be plundered. The practical effects are still gooey, the liquids are still glowing and mysterious, and the zombies are still shambling. Lets get to work. Instagram: @bmovieb...