The Answer’s a Lemon

CW: Insects 00:07:00 - 00:12:45 This is a good episode, trust us. Questions asked: What opinion survey would you ask the world? What fictional technology/magic item do you want to exist? Name a classic pair, like salt and pepper. Do they actually like each other or is it just a working relationship? - @benedictsred on x What song just never gets old?     Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@...

Happy Summer, y'all.   Questions asked: There's plenty of debate on the best place for a summer vacation. But what's the worst place? Clash of the grilltop titans: burgers or dogs? How are you improving fireworks? Which president are you teaming up with for your family's lawn game tournament?     Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theansweri...

Whoa, what an episode. It's really good! Apparently, Evan loves straight lines.   Questions asked: What's your 1920s gangster nickname? What's adorable on the outside until you fully understand or experience it? What instrument has the most sex appeal? Which anime battle has impacted you the most?     Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @thean...

Apparently, Evan got really heavy on a lot of these questions. We hope you're into that kinda thing.   Questions asked: If your childhood was a video game, describe the final boss? You're a celebrity. What company do you want to partner with for a limited release? (Bonus: What is it?) What's your favorite smell? In a world of sentient jellybeans, which flavor rules in the apocalyptic wasteland?  ...

Come now, me hearties, and let me spin ye a yarn about the dourest pirates there every be.   Questions asked: Favorite obscure song? What sport (no E) would you want to be good at? Your palette is cleansed. What food do you want to try first? Blackbeard kept lit candles in his beard. What's your pirate intimidation factor?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on s...

Diego used Flamethrower. It was super effective!   Questions asked: What was the skill that you really wanted as a kiddo, but were unable to achieve? What are your pet(s)'s four Pokemon moves? About what "insignificant" subject are you madly passionate? What unitasker do we actually need?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemo...

Evan got to meet people in real life. It was dope because you're dope.   Questions asked: Which punctuation mark represents you? You win mega millions. What is your first fun purchase? Calling all artists! What would you want your local craft fair booth to be? You've been inducted into the human being hall of fame. What for?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on...

CW: nightmares, body horror (teeth, eyeballs).  00:09:54-00:15:12   Wanna trade media?   Questions asked: What concept/experience do we need a word for in English? If you could eliminate one household chore from existence, what would it be? Two-for-one special. You have to get a matching tattoo with someone. Who and what? What media do you have that you don't think anyone else ever will?   Send us...

Please don't vote for us.   Questions asked: If you were to get one, what would your next piercing be? What band has zero right being as good as they are? What's something you just don't give a shit about? Congratulations on your political nomination. What tune are you blasting to open your rally?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theansw...

We yell at each other a lot in this episode. We deserve it.   Questions asked: Hollywood called. You landed a gig as an extra. What movie and what part?\ What is your favorite cutesy phrase? (Shakin' bacon, later alligator, let's rock and roll) What is your thrifting holy grail? What's your go-to kitchen hack?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instag...

Raise your malort, it's another episode! Mistborn spoilers from 1:25:40 - 1:27:48. Questions asked: What conspiracy theory are you starting? What's the most memorable moment you got out of reading a book? Which nondescript item of yours is most sentimental? You're racing the Iditarod. What are your dogs names?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instag...

This one's for you Marisa!   Questions asked: What equipment from Zelda do you want to own? What's in your dragon hoard? What shouldn't you be listening to at the gym that you still do? What does your cult worship?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theansw...

Friends talking about animal friends.   Questions asked: If you could have a dog-sized dinosaur as a pet, what would it be? Do you have a best concert memory? What's your go-to family comfort food? What do you like about frogs?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouT...

Wonder how long this'll last?   Questions asked: Ignore the morality of cannibalism, what is the most delicious dieter? (Vegetarian, all-arounder, ketogenic, etc.) You can get rid of having to do all chores save for one. Which is it? You could have a LEGO set of anything, what is it? (Leah) How do you alleviate the blues when you're feeling sad?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.c...

A new year is upon us and the same nonsense is coming from your speakers.   Conor talks about Bingo. It makes Evan stressed.   Questions asked: What job do you really want robots to take over? What fictional sport do you want made a reality? What's a minor goal you want to achieve? What's something you know too much about?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on s...

The creepiest episode we've ever done.   Happy Holidays -- love ya, see you next year!   Questions asked: Oh no, you're on the naughty list. How are you convincing Santa to change his mind? What band needs to make a holiday album? What would be your ideal tree topper, regardless of tradition? Which present (given or received) holds a dear, dear place in your heart? Santa's Reindeer ate some ecoli...

Hoooooooooooboy!   Technical difficulties and mental lapses abound in this manic pixie dream episode.   Please check out SOS Pro Wrestling on their YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtoktQ66MfEf7k7Y013SDQ   R.I.P. Big Cat   Questions asked: What's your comfort show/movie? Your application to become a demon has been accepted. What mildly annoying curse do you create for Satan's pra...

Our favorite part of YOUR personality? That you have great taste in podcasts. :)   Questions asked: What's a mutation you want to see in people? Coffee or tea? Would you rather be a scamp, an imp, or a rascal? What's your favorite part about your personality?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon F...

Pet your sabrecat, tip your maid, and roll a joint because we're watching DBZ Abridged, kids. DBZA Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nYozPLpJRE&list=PL6EC7B047181AD013   Questions asked: Of which Pokemon nickname are you proudest? Weed names are dope (lol). What would you call your new strain? You're a unit in a tactical JRPG. What class have you enlisted as? What media from your form...

It's officially an annual celebration. Stay spooky, y'all.   Questions asked: Your Ouija board session went awry. Who were you calling? Who answered? If you're a ghost, how do you make yourself known to the humans? You work at a staffing agency and Dracula drops off his resume. What type of job do you recommend him for? Needles in the candy is so 2009. What is the new wave of moral panic? If you w...

The boys may be back together in body, but in mind, they are anywhere else. Not sorry for the weird energy brought on this one. You know what you're getting yourself into.   Questions asked: In money-less society, what is your currency of choice? You can only eat 1 item of food forever. Can't spice it up, but serve in different ways. No judgment judgment zone. What's your petty gripe about others?...

Despite a broken spine and a looming vacation, the boys are back to answer half as many questions as usual.   Questions asked: Carrie fisher was found bathed in moonlight, strangled by her own bra." How are you going out? What's your childhood "When I'm an adult..." desire that you actually do as an adult?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram:...

I am in so much pain. We talk about old questions here.

Don't move; just hug your lizard girlfriend instead.   Questions asked: What is the worst tattoo you'd be willing to get? What animal or monster benefits the most from a kaiju-sized upgrade? Be honest: furry or scaly? Everything else about the movie and the acting and plot are the same, what role do you replace with a cardboard cutout of the actor?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmai...

Stuff's weird. These questions are weirder.   Questions asked: We deserve a new holiday. What's actually worth celebrating? (Bonus: When would it be?) Get ready for GDQ! What video game are you speedruning? Your family's safe. Your pets are safe. You. Are safe. For what three items are you running back into your burning home? If you got one cyborg upgrade, what would it be?   Send us your weird qu...