The Answer’s a Lemon

A roller derby of all time.   Questions asked: What's an article of clothing you own that just sends your confidence through the roof? What's your roller derby name? For what type of plant do you want to have a guaranteed green thumb? (Leah) What media do you regret interacting with the most?   Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40:...

So, so spooky.   Questions asked: What is the most underrated Halloween candy? Which classic horror monster is the best cook? What are you handing out instead of candy?  What's the best costume you ever wore?   Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)   Send u...

Which version is it?   Questions asked: What famous painter do you commission for a portrait? What's incredibly overrated? Arguably, what's the one feature that makes a carnival a carnival? If you were a drug, what would you be called on the streets?   Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link...

CW: Auditory sensory deal -- 00:27:30-00:27:46.   We're all tooth cursed now.   Questions asked: What's your favorite vice? Would you please make one of your favorite noises for me? What day-to-day mundanity do you want to disappear? What's something simple that you love?     Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club...

Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)   To all our Two Listeners, thank you so much for a wonderful two years.   Questions asked: What's your favorite cutesy phrase? What's your childhood "When I'm an adult..." desire that you actually do as an adult?   Ali...

Get a hoodie, access a cool community, and support an artist by joining the Raskol Hoodie Club for $40: Raskol Hoodie Club - First Year Hoodie Link $8/mo (Tell 'em Lemons sent ya!)   Shout outs to @cavachino for his great answer   Everyone yells. Come, yell with us.   Questions asked: What's your favorite Pokeball? What is the strangest smell that you enjoy? What song lives on the cusp of your bra...

Check out Percy's art! They did my shirt: @rollerblates Sign up for the yearly hoodie club and tell 'em Evan sent ya! https://www.raskolhiddenart.com/hidden-art-benes/ CeruleanSeaCreations: @CeruleanSeaCreations   Evan's sick, but still funnier than Conor.   Questions asked: What's your favorite Pokeball? What is the strangest smell that you enjoy? What song lives on the cusp of your brain? What's...

Not too hot, not too cold, this episode's juuuuuust right.   Questions asked: Would you rather be too hot or too cold? What mundane, everyday task should be the next Olympic event? What personal hell does Satan have sequestered away in a small corner of the Inferno awaiting you? Why should I care about your favorite piece of obscure media?     Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com  ...

CW: Insects 00:07:00 - 00:12:45 This is a good episode, trust us. Questions asked: What opinion survey would you ask the world? What fictional technology/magic item do you want to exist? Name a classic pair, like salt and pepper. Do they actually like each other or is it just a working relationship? - @benedictsred on x What song just never gets old?     Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@...

Happy Summer, y'all.   Questions asked: There's plenty of debate on the best place for a summer vacation. But what's the worst place? Clash of the grilltop titans: burgers or dogs? How are you improving fireworks? Which president are you teaming up with for your family's lawn game tournament?     Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theansweri...

Whoa, what an episode. It's really good! Apparently, Evan loves straight lines.   Questions asked: What's your 1920s gangster nickname? What's adorable on the outside until you fully understand or experience it? What instrument has the most sex appeal? Which anime battle has impacted you the most?     Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @thean...

Apparently, Evan got really heavy on a lot of these questions. We hope you're into that kinda thing.   Questions asked: If your childhood was a video game, describe the final boss? You're a celebrity. What company do you want to partner with for a limited release? (Bonus: What is it?) What's your favorite smell? In a world of sentient jellybeans, which flavor rules in the apocalyptic wasteland?  ...

Come now, me hearties, and let me spin ye a yarn about the dourest pirates there every be.   Questions asked: Favorite obscure song? What sport (no E) would you want to be good at? Your palette is cleansed. What food do you want to try first? Blackbeard kept lit candles in his beard. What's your pirate intimidation factor?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on s...

Diego used Flamethrower. It was super effective!   Questions asked: What was the skill that you really wanted as a kiddo, but were unable to achieve? What are your pet(s)'s four Pokemon moves? About what "insignificant" subject are you madly passionate? What unitasker do we actually need?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemo...

Evan got to meet people in real life. It was dope because you're dope.   Questions asked: Which punctuation mark represents you? You win mega millions. What is your first fun purchase? Calling all artists! What would you want your local craft fair booth to be? You've been inducted into the human being hall of fame. What for?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on...

CW: nightmares, body horror (teeth, eyeballs).  00:09:54-00:15:12   Wanna trade media?   Questions asked: What concept/experience do we need a word for in English? If you could eliminate one household chore from existence, what would it be? Two-for-one special. You have to get a matching tattoo with someone. Who and what? What media do you have that you don't think anyone else ever will?   Send us...

Please don't vote for us.   Questions asked: If you were to get one, what would your next piercing be? What band has zero right being as good as they are? What's something you just don't give a shit about? Congratulations on your political nomination. What tune are you blasting to open your rally?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theansw...

We yell at each other a lot in this episode. We deserve it.   Questions asked: Hollywood called. You landed a gig as an extra. What movie and what part?\ What is your favorite cutesy phrase? (Shakin' bacon, later alligator, let's rock and roll) What is your thrifting holy grail? What's your go-to kitchen hack?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instag...

Raise your malort, it's another episode! Mistborn spoilers from 1:25:40 - 1:27:48. Questions asked: What conspiracy theory are you starting? What's the most memorable moment you got out of reading a book? Which nondescript item of yours is most sentimental? You're racing the Iditarod. What are your dogs names?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instag...

This one's for you Marisa!   Questions asked: What equipment from Zelda do you want to own? What's in your dragon hoard? What shouldn't you be listening to at the gym that you still do? What does your cult worship?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theansw...

Friends talking about animal friends.   Questions asked: If you could have a dog-sized dinosaur as a pet, what would it be? Do you have a best concert memory? What's your go-to family comfort food? What do you like about frogs?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouT...

Wonder how long this'll last?   Questions asked: Ignore the morality of cannibalism, what is the most delicious dieter? (Vegetarian, all-arounder, ketogenic, etc.) You can get rid of having to do all chores save for one. Which is it? You could have a LEGO set of anything, what is it? (Leah) How do you alleviate the blues when you're feeling sad?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.c...

A new year is upon us and the same nonsense is coming from your speakers.   Conor talks about Bingo. It makes Evan stressed.   Questions asked: What job do you really want robots to take over? What fictional sport do you want made a reality? What's a minor goal you want to achieve? What's something you know too much about?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on s...

The creepiest episode we've ever done.   Happy Holidays -- love ya, see you next year!   Questions asked: Oh no, you're on the naughty list. How are you convincing Santa to change his mind? What band needs to make a holiday album? What would be your ideal tree topper, regardless of tradition? Which present (given or received) holds a dear, dear place in your heart? Santa's Reindeer ate some ecoli...

Hoooooooooooboy!   Technical difficulties and mental lapses abound in this manic pixie dream episode.   Please check out SOS Pro Wrestling on their YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOtoktQ66MfEf7k7Y013SDQ   R.I.P. Big Cat   Questions asked: What's your comfort show/movie? Your application to become a demon has been accepted. What mildly annoying curse do you create for Satan's pra...