The Answer’s a Lemon

Happy Halloween, y'all.   Questions asked: Bodies aren't the only slasher specialty. Which public menace is taking home the blue ribbon at their local pumpkin carving contest? Which two monsters would have THE STRONGEST children? We've done vampires, werewolves, and fairies. What's the next supernatural romance about? Superstition you still believe in 100%? Best holiday to mash up with Halloween?...

I love Kung Fu.   Questions asked: What's your frustrating addiction? What non-digital art form do you want to be really good at? You can only listen to one album for a year. What is it? After years of training, you're starring in a kung fu movie. Which style did you master?               Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon...

Shine your shell, you can do it. (Note: the em dash is an important piece of punctuation and I will never stop using it. Not letting AI take another thing from me.)   Questions asked: The Devil's in a bind, he's way behind, and he's willing to make a deal — with you. What test of skill is he challenging you to? What popular movie do you have zero intention of watching? What's that one time you wer...

We got a lot of lukewarm takes on this one.   Questions asked: What was your favorite playground rumor?                      Most overrated snack: go!       You get Tom and Jerry'd to death. What did you in?              Best Pokemon design. Go!                       Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisal...

Register for AAC this year: https://anotheranimecon.com/   The lovely folk at Another Anime Con let the Lemons loose on the audience....again. Our Sprite of Slightly Unusual takes over the podcast, the Humble host's brain shuts down, and every single guest rules. Thank you to all our guests and attendees. Y'all are the best.   Questions asked: What magic system do you wish were real? Which video g...

Metamorphosing into our worst selves.   Questions asked: You go dormant inside of a chrysalis for three months. What's different when you come out? They just released the mascot for your life. What does it look like? What's your biggest "Man, I shoulda bought that!" regret? Welcome to the Halls of Infamy. What was your first crime?          Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Ch...

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Your god of Odd couldn't make this episode. So Leah steps in. What could go wrong?   Questions asked: What media do you regret interacting with the most? Which Pokemon do you want to be real and be your little (?) buddy? What video game/series do you want to get really good at? What band has zero right being as good as they are?             Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Ch...

Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.   Questions asked: You've achieved rank of Grillmaster. What's your speciality? Which president is the harshest judge for the public pool cannonball contest? You've been left on a populated island. What one item are you bringing? (Apart from sunscreen and water, of course.) What tropical libation did you invent for the guests of your private island? W...

Oh dang, Evan's way too tired to be recording.   Questions asked: What animal were you obsessed with as a kid? What's stressing you out right now? You have been handed the Mantle of Edward Something Hands. What is that something? Which band name would be your best nickname?                   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalem...

Oh dang, it's Evan's Tuesday Rant.   Questions asked: What's one of life's small pleasures?             If you were to murder someone, how would you do it?  You get to design your own fragance. What's it called and what are its notes? (Leah)  What's your favorite day of the week?                     Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theansw...

I can't believe it happened.   Questions asked: What novelty food/candy do you want to make a comeback? You can only play one video game from now on. What is it? Worst candy that you actually enjoy? We've had hot girl summer. We've had sad boy summer. What summer is it?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswe...

Man, what if the Polar Bears went on to host this podcast instead?   Questions asked: The iditarod has a new rule: no dogs. What animal composes your team? Your dream job no longer exists. What's your job change to escape your current day-to-day drudgery? What's your go-to candy color? What is your sensory picadillo?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social:...

This is a copyright and a trademark all in one, baby!   Questions asked: What video game would you be cool with getting sucked into and have to go tool around in? What's your favorite form of public transit? You've acquired a minor league baseball team. What's the mascot? What's the worst game to get really good at?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social:...

Return the slab, said the non-euclidean, Chthonic horror man.   Questions asked: Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart? Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting? Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?   Send us your weird...

Nice.   Questions asked: Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart? Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting? Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on soc...

Scraggy.   Questions asked: Buck conventions, what's your dumb dream vacation spot? Based on band name alone, what's the worst concert you could attend? (Bonus: What's the best?) Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart? If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisa...

Battle. Pope.   Questions asked: What medieval peasant job would you have? Oh no! You're a JRPG protagonist -- what are your storyline beats? What video game/series do you want to get really good at? What's something you wish your partner/loved one of choice appreciated the same way you do?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisale...

Tell me your stats.   Questions asked: How has it been having your name? It's 2026. What flavor jelly bean do we need more than ever in these trying times? You get to respec your current life build one time. Which two stats are you swapping? You have been blessed to eradicate one non-life-threatening affliction. What is it?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on...

Are you going to eat jerky?   Questions asked: Who is your favorite mascot-esque video game character? Which song is most nostalgic for you? (ala Erin) $45 drops out of the sky. What are you buying with it? What's your idle animation?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalem...

Register for AAC this year: https://anotheranimecon.com/   The lovely folk at Another Anime Con let the Lemons loose on the audience. Hilarity ensues. Thank you to all our guests and attendees. Y'all are the best.   Questions asked: What's the best anime opening? Which Pokemon do you want to be real and be  your (little?) buddy? You get to try one food from an anime. Which? What's something from m...

We're making 2026 our year...by punishing each other with love.   Note: Apologies for Evan's clipping audio.   Questions asked: What's your hell city? What's your nutritional supplement scam? What's one of your weird bad habits? You've become a magical girl. What's your color scheme and motif? (Mindy)   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @the...

Thanks for another great year everyone. See you in 2026.   Questions asked: Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum, why is Santa Claus the best pirate ever? Thanks to the state of capitalism, coal has become far more valuable than toys. What does Santa give naughty kids in the year of our Lord 2025 Anno Domini? Welcome to the Isle of Misfit Toys. What's your situation? Favorite Christmas food or drink?   Se...

The energy in this one, yeah?   Questions asked: What famous person do you want to come back from the dead to create one more piece of media? You get to invent a new pie crust. What's coming out of your oven? (Leah) Which Pokemon would cause the most destruction in the real world? (Bonus: Which would integrate perfectly into our society?) What's something you appreciate about yourself?   Get a hoo...

Again, a huge thank you to Another Anime Con and AniMaine ! Now Tex Avery, he was onto something.   Questions asked: What's your favorite thing that your pet(s) do(es)? What life statistic do you want to know about yourself? I'm glad your Looney Tunes Speed Dating Session went well. Which one connected with you most? Which minor villain do you wish got more screen time?   Get a hoodie, access a co...