The Amish Inquisition

The Amish Inquisition Podcast

Society EN ↓ 400 episodes

Phil, Matt and Ben invade your aural canals weekly, broadcast live from Amish HQ.

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The Amish Inquisition

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Society

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www.theamishinquisition.com

Latest episode

Jul 5, 2026

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Episodes

Ep 86 - Dog Ramps, Prohibition and The Indispensables 10.06.2019

The one where Ben has his Doombar ruined and Phil goes back to The Garden... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com ps. We know the Youtube channel isn't up to date, more on this to follow....

Ep 85 - Boarding School, Boxing and Ginger Baker 03.06.2019

Hiya Eavesdroppers Something a bit different for you this week....Phil and Ben, The Amish Podcast Men, went to visit a local legend. Beater of Skins, shaved gorilla, enigmatic and bombastic, Mr Jim Bamber. He has lived a crazy life and it seems evident that this is going to be a multi-part episode just to try and get through everything. Jim is an amazing character, we can't thank him enough for le...

Ep 84 - Fulcanelli, Flotation Tanks and Carbon Dating 28.05.2019

The one where Online Chemistry Tutor Steve teleports into Amish HQ thanks to the Heisenberg Compensator, Ben bumps into Marilyn Mansun at Darwen Live and Phil becomes a High Priest of Sol Invictus. Follow the Online Chemistry Tutor here... http://www.onlinechemistrytutor.net/ @onlinechemtutor Other topics include but are not limited to... Sol Invictus, Elegabalus, Photographs, The Gutenberg Printi...

Ep 83 - The Lancashire HotPod, Eurovision and Highlander 21.05.2019

***Hiya Eavesdroppers, there is some weird feedback early on but it only lasts a minute, so stick with it*** The one where Gav washes his hands in breast milk, Mike burns his beans, Ben gets stuck betwixt Primark and Next and Phil turns into an old lesbian. Check out The Lancashire HotPod and follow them here.... @TheLankyHotpod thelancashirehotpod.com https://m.facebook.com/The-Lancashire-Hot-Pod...

Ep 82 - Endgame, Tribalism and Walkmans 14.05.2019

The one where Ben licks someones crying face, Matt is beyond The Wall and Phil quenches Bens FOMO by revealing his impressive hole. Other topics include but are not limited to... Soap dispensers, The Pillars of Hercules, Atlantis, Amazon Prime, The Sopranos, Monty Python, Catch-22, Sky TV, Football, The Theodosian Walls, Attila The Hun, Subbuteo, Sedentary Lifestyle, Smoking, Mortality, Aladdin, K...

Ep 81 - Pseudoscience, Mandatory Vaccination and The Battle of Winterfell 07.05.2019

The one where Ben makes some magic soil, Matt is on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan and Phil is thicker than the Universe. Other topics include but are not limited to... The Mandalorian, The Looming Tower, America Before, Denisova Cave, Jordan Peterson, Sargon of Akkad, Rupert Sheldrake, Local Elections, Mandatory Voting, HIV, Huawei, Archaeology, Simulation Theory, Nootropics and Populism.... Me...

Ep 80 - America Before, Moore's Law and Augery 30.04.2019

The one where Ben counts his sins, Matt makes a urine crystal necklace and Phil takes the auspices. Other topics include but are not limited to... Slimming World, Lactose tolerance, Graham Hancock, The Younger Dryas, Overkill Hypothesis, Pyramids, Gobekli Tepi, Game Of Thrones, Planned Obsolescence, Invention of Chess, Circumcision, Haruspex, Oracle at Delphi, Mene Mene Tekel Yufarshin, General Ha...

Ep 79 - Easter, Notre Dame and The Dark Web 24.04.2019

The one where Ben gets beaten as a child, Matt plays the black olive trick and Phil channels Yevgeny from Sarajevo. Other topics include but are not limited to... Earth Day, Council of Nicea, Extintion Rebellion, Lil Dicky, Foreign Aid, Charity, Adarol, Eurovision, Porn Legislation, Bitcoin, The Silk Road, Sri Lanka, Jurassic Park, John Williams, and Monopolies.... Message us here....follow, like,...

Ep 78 - Stereotypes, Plato and Panspermia 16.04.2019

The one where Ben gets mistaken for Ricky Gervais, Matt holds the door and Phil give Julian Assange a Vitamin D injection. Other topics include but are not limited to... Hayfever, 5G, Ali Baba, Infertility, Julian Assange, Ndubz, JC Superstar, Robert Peston, Jonathan Pye, The Curious Orange, The 1%, Millennials, Democracy, Organ Donors and Game Of Thrones. Message us here....follow, like, subscrib...

Ep 77 - Chemical Toilets, Terminator and Destiny 2 09.04.2019

The one where Ben reveals a family tradition, Matt hasn't peaked yet and Phil chunks a melon. Other topics include but are not limited to... TV License vans, Chinese toilets, The Wuzzles, Glass, Michael Douglas' Insta, Sean Connery, Graham Hancock, Aliens, Sigourney Weaver, Renting video games, Fortnite, The price of 'skins', Geekermon, Neo Geo, Huel, BBQ, Working away, Conflict minerals and Ethic...

Ep 76 - The OA, Mothers Day and Robocop 02.04.2019

The one where Ben looks for Gravity's Rainbow, Matt has a '5 Matt Holiday' and Phil jumps dimensions via the power of The Floss. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 75 - Jurassic Park, Bread of Shame and Hierarchies 19.03.2019

The one where Dan parachutes into Amish HQ and trips his balls off, Ben joins the Papua New Guinea Semen Cult, Matt reveals the wonders of all-purpose spice and Phil rejects the Bread of Shame. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 74 - Cryptids, Deadnaming and Birth Strike 12.03.2019

The one where Ben qualifies for the Olympics, Matt bakes a gay cake and Phil digs out his shell suit.   Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 73 - Oscars, Space Tourism and Potatoes 05.03.2019

The one where Ben deflowers a potato, Matt has his phone tapped and Phil has a rumbly in his tumbly. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 72 - David Icke, Manscaping and Frozen Bread 26.02.2019

The one where Raymund Jetsquash car shares over to Amish HQ armed with baked goods, Ben channels The Cookie Monster, Matt ruptures the Space-time Continuum and Phil demonstrates the fruits of studying GCSE for two years...bonne huit. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBW...

Ep 71 - Valentines, Transformers and Fermi's Paradox 19.02.2019

The one where Ben drops some mad beats, Matt samples some South African cuisine and Phil channels Meg Ryan circa 1986. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 70 - Skylanders, Hemorrhoids and Lunar Potatoes 12.02.2019

The one where Ben's pole is migrating to Russia, Matt is stricken with roid-rage and Phil delivers a potty training tutorial. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 69 - Conquistadors, Stargate and Dyson Cars 05.02.2019

The one where Joe ascends mount Amish for this special episode, Ben explains Stealth Technology, Matt goes native and Phil gets a bouncy shag. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) Support Joe's sponsored climb here....https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/rebecca-pearson24Support  @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucr...

Ep 68 - Dial-up Modems, Spidermanning and Chinese Ghost Cities 29.01.2019

The one where Dan The Millennial hoverboards into Amish HQ to slander Gandhi and profess his love for Mikhaila Peterson, Ben demonstrates his comprehensive knowledge of celebrity dildos, Matt sends Skinners Rats round to deal with a noisy neighbour and Phil gears up for Jihad against Social Media. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @ami...

Ep 67 - The Berlin Wall, Binge Drinking and Spooning 22.01.2019

The one where Online Chemistry Teacher Steve drops by Amish HQ to confirm the earth is round, Ben becomes The Little Spoon, Matt considers going Teetotal and Phil pitches a tent during an English lesson. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail...

Ep 66 - Haggling, Scalextric and Martial Law 15.01.2019

The one where Ben has his ring raided, Matt is on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan and Phil carries Krang back to the Technodrome. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 65 - Resolutions, Birdbox and Mumsnet 08.01.2019

The one where Ben has an aneurysm, Matt explains the sex cup and Phil runs a tight ship. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 64 - Bandersnatch, Trophy Hunting and Asteroids 02.01.2019

The one where Ben deconstructs the news media, Matt turns a profit on a Wii Fit and Phil becomes a member of the Aristocracy. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 63 - Secret Santa, The Temperance Movement and Alchemy 27.12.2018

The one where Steve choppers in to Amish HQ to drop some chemistry bombs, Ben rearranges his molecules, Matt joins The Temperance Movement and Phil becomes an Alchemist. http://www.onlinechemistrytutor.net/ @onlinechemtutor @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 62 - Helen Mirren, Total Recall and The Uncanny Valley 19.12.2018

The one where Ben packs his gilets jaunes, Matt asks his wife to 'do it doucement' and Phil pulls a tracking device out of his nose. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

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