The Amish Inquisition

The Amish Inquisition Podcast

Society EN ↓ 400 episodes

Phil, Matt and Ben invade your aural canals weekly, broadcast live from Amish HQ.

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The Amish Inquisition

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Society

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www.theamishinquisition.com

Latest episode

Jul 5, 2026

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Episodes

Ep 111 - Secret Santa, China and Tusken Raiders 24.12.2019

The one where we get a bit merry and open our prezzies..... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) Skype live into next weeks show or leave us a voicemail here.... live:theamishinquisition @amishinqpodcast https://www.facebook.com/amish.inquisit.3 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com    

Ep 110 - Tinder, Getting Slapped and Serial Killers 16.12.2019

The one where Dangerous Dan The Millennial returns for his third appearance to knock the rust off his cock, Ben is on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, Matt is lactose intolerant and Phil has his ring hacked... Other topics include but are not limited to... Michael Jackson, Hackers, Bumble, The General Election, Facebook, Online Dating, The Last Word, Destiny 2, Rude Dog and The Dweebs, Caroline F...

Ep 109 - Biology, Ethiopia and Ring Doorbells 09.12.2019

Warning:  The following podcast contains material that may make you uncontrollably aroused. The one where Ben buys a table, Matt views an amateur dramatic performance and Phil hunts The Ark of The Covenant.... Other topics include but are not limited to... Santa Express, Mono vs Stereo, Biology, Fascism, James Bond, Congo, Kevin Smith, Phillip Schofield, Top Shaggers, Graham Hancock, The Old Testa...

Ep 108 - The Lancashire Hotpod, Crucifiction, Kidney Beans and Defrosting Cars 03.12.2019

Howdy Eavesdroppers, this week we welcome back Gav and Mike from The Lancashire Hotpod to celebrate 1 year of Podcasting. Check out The Lancashire HotPod and follow them here.... @TheLankyHotpod thelancashirehotpod.com https://m.facebook.com/The-Lancashire-Hot-Pod-2690516311173850/ https://thelancashirehotpod.podbean.com Other topics include but are not limited to...Cake, Bare Knuckles, Floating,...

Ep 107 - Prince Andrew, Probability and The Death of Star Wars 25.11.2019

The one where Ben gives up social media, Matt finds Ghislaine Maxwell in his back garden and Phil deconstructs Prince Andrew.... Other topics include but are not limited to... Populares, Optimates, Brake Lights, Electricity Meters, Diesels, Prince Andrew on Newsnight, Social Media, OTG, Rascism, Roy Chubby Brown, Millenium Falcon, Leia In Space, Jumanji, Lion, Peter Cullen, Frank Welker, and Fat A...

Ep 106 - Papyrus, Snake Bombs and Pot Noodle Brexit 18.11.2019

The one where Ben signs up for a free broadwang, Matt is installing his indoor swimming pool and Phil reveals The Third Triumvirate.... Other topics include but are not limited to... Bill Bryson, Painting, Oxyrynchos, Hanibal, Douglas MacArthur, Free Broadband, Anacyclosis, Antisocial Media, Hand Bikes, Wokeness, Puberty Blockers, Manic Street Preachers and Toy Boys... Message us here....follow, l...

Ep 105 - Dallas, Terminating Mode and Gout 11.11.2019

The one where Ben gets caffeinated, Matt gets a tip-off and Phil reveals the one true God..... Other topics include but are not limited to... Airport Security, Uber, Microwave Brexit, Rees-Mogg, Universal Basic Income, Ginnels, Tannines, Fake or Fortune, Speed 2, Liev Schreiber and Indy Reff 2... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amis...

Ep 104 - Bromate Plumes, Jawa Juice and The Lance Of Linguine 28.10.2019

The one where Ben establishes The Singularity Cult, Matt has 'one good book in him' and Phil ushers in the era of The Ubermensch... Other topics include but are not limited to... Himalayan Sea Salt, PMQ's, The Bercow Bitchslap, Richard and Judy, Roman Walls, Offa's Dyke, Holy Grails, Gnostic Gospels, Tarot, Pope Joan, Joseph of Arimathea, Nietzsche, Quantum Computers, Prince of Thieves, Demolition...

Ep 103 - Mathletics, Speed Shopping and Sausage Magnets 15.10.2019

The One where Ben discovers what the kitchen is, Matt waxes lyrical about a certain Indian Takeaway and Phil explains his speed shopping technique.  Hadouken!!!! Other topics include but are not limited to... Dutch Ovens, Edging, Streetfighter II, Tesla, Management Speak, Social Score, Turkey, Fish, Fried Breakfast, OCD, Review Bombing, Stargate Atlantis and Ancient Cave Paintings...  Message us h...

Ep 102 - Smacking, Sex Zombies and The Brexit Conspiracy 08.10.2019

The one where Ben is on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, Matt becomes a bell-ringer and Phil divulges details of a lucid dream... Other topics include but are not limited to... PMQ's, Diane Abbott, Phone Zombies, Coffee Mornings, Christian Rock, Division of Chores, Communal Arse Wipes, Hoarders, Jeremy Corbyn, Paper Straws, Evan Davies, Michael Keaton and Kevin Costner.... Message us here....foll...

Ep 101 - Bamjimba Part 4: Strokes, El Fata and Conflict Minerals 30.09.2019

Hiya Eavesdroppers, this week we welcome back Jim Bamber to the podcast. Since our last podcast with Jim, he sadly suffered from a mini stroke and is currently in the process of recuperating. I'm sure you will all join us in wishing him a full and speedy recovery. In this episode we go through Jim's recovery from addiction and how he turned his life around. Its an inspiration to hear how someone c...

Ep 100 - Indian Summers, Wasps and Communism 24.09.2019

The one where Raymond brings cake, Ben is diagnosed with OCD, Matt plays Kabaddi and Phil gives some lucid dreaming tips... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast https://www.facebook.com/amish.inquisit.3 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 99 - The Holy Grail, Ms Monopoly and Cannnibals 17.09.2019

The one where Ben presses the big red button, Matt wets the bed and Phil disembowels a Tauntaun. Other topics include but are not limited to....... Hatchbacks, Morons, Camerons Memoirs, Corbyn, Spin Doctors, Aliens, Hard Target, The Empire Strikes Back, Sleepwalking, Morning Glory, Prostate Massage, Dick Cheney, The Racoons and Rick Moranis. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (c...

Ep 98 - Grime, Druids and Argos vs Index Feat. Rakjay 10.09.2019

The one where Ben mourns the loss of Ceefax, Matt is completing his training on Dagobah, Phil dreams of becoming the next Bon Jovi and Rakjay moans about the state of Radio 2. Hiya Eavesdroppers, this week we are joined in the studio by Grime/Dubstep producer, Beat Boss defending champ and all-round nice chap Rakjay.   Follow Rakjay here... @RakjayUK https://www.facebook.com/RakjayUK/ https://www....

Ep 97 - The Amazon, Prorogation and Tardigrades 02.09.2019

The one where Ben burns all the 'Blue Badges', Matt slags-off Leonardo DiCaprio and Phil delivers a shit sandwich. Other topics include but are not limited to... Richard Madeley, Streaming, Aggressive Spiders, Paul Mason, Michael Gove, Fracking Earthquakes, Jeffrey Epstein and Motorbike Gangs.... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amis...

Ep 96 - Orgone Accumulators, Wilhelm Reich and Bions with Peter Jones 27.08.2019

This week we are talking about all things Orgonomy as we are joined by Peter Jones. Peter is an orgonomy researcher, author and  founder of CORE (Centre for Orgonomic Research and Education) based in Preston, UK. We cover early aspects of Wilhelm Reich's life and work in Psychoanalysis, his relocation around Europe and the US, and his development of orgone theory.   We also covered Brownian Motion...

Ep 95 - Dream Feeds, Affirmations and Caroline Lucas 19.08.2019

The one where Ben is at a Pagan Festival, Matt returns with tales of a loose sphincter and Phil tries to subconsciously alter the fabric of reality. Other topics include but are not limited to... Acid Reflux, Mental Illness, Aladdin, Obi-Wan, Prime Numbers, Epilepsy, Ebola, Eric Clapton, Kashmir, Mead, Paula Radcliffe, Jon Ronson, Pies, Butchers, Banned TV Ads, Stereotypes, Lee Harvey Oswald, Gobe...

Ep 94 - Bamjimba Part 3: Tour Bus Crashes, Biker Gangs and Cavity Searches 12.08.2019

The one where Jim hits 'rock bottom'.... Hiya Eavesdroppers, this week Jim Bamber returns to The Amish Inquisition as we chart a course through the 80's and 90's.    We pick up the story following the fallout of the Studio 2 breakup, when things take a turn for the worse.  I don't want to spoil anything but needless to say there are some dark moments in this episode, along with some crazy stories....

Ep 93 - The Crystal Maze, Glastonbury and Barmcakes 05.08.2019

The one where Tom returns to Amish HQ with some Airbnb tips, Ben prepares to explore a Wookie hole and Phil claps back Live Nation. Other topics include but are not limited to... Kevin Spacey, Museums, Kid Icarus, Kenny Baker, Paperboy, Temples, cocker, square sausages, Caves, The Box, Peter Cullen, The Last Supper, Michelangelos David and HS2....HS Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and s...

Ep 92 - Car Boot Sales, Potsherds and Precession Of The Equinoxes 30.07.2019

The one where Ben relives an NDE and Phil reveals his X-Men hypothesis. Other topics include but are not limited to... WWII Memorabilia, Dickos Real Deal, Book Plates, Mr. Peter Bone, Carry On, Sea Life Centre, Penguins, Seal, Karting, Sunburn, Skin Cancer, Siestas, Founding Fathers, Asteroids, Crash 4 Cash, Pagan Holidays, Pool Halls, Binge Drinking and Martyrs... Message us here....follow, like,...

Ep 91 - Caravans, Megaliths and The Big Breakfast 23.07.2019

The one where Ben tries out Skype and Phil is full of port. Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast on Twatter https://www.facebook.com/amish.inquisit.3 @theamishinquisition on Instascam https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 90 - Ceefax, Michael Keaton and Sonic The Hedgehog 16.07.2019

The one where Joe pops down for some aural sex, Ben learns why manhole covers are round and Phil reveals the secret word of Freemasonry...   Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, corrections, future topics etc) @amishinqpodcast on Twatter https://www.facebook.com/amish.inquisit.3 @theamishinquisition on Instascam https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA t...

Ep 89 - Love Island, Bob Lazar and The Human Centipede 08.07.2019

The one where Ben ships Admiral Akbar off to Love Island and Phil gives them bread and circuses. Other topics include but are not limited to... Stella Street, Pirate DVD's, Musicals, The Hero's Journey, Seven of Nine, Antinous, Strictly Come Dancing, Human Centipede, Furries, Swine Flu, Asterix, Shaolin Monks and The Twits.... Message us here....follow, like, subscribe and share. (comments, correc...

Ep 88 - Bamjimba Redux: Wombles, Didgeridoos and The Comedy Store 01.07.2019

The one where normal service is resumed, down at Bamber Towers.... Hiya Eavesdroppers, this week we welcome back Jim Bamber to The Amish Inquisition and carefully plot a course through the 70's via The Speakeasy, The Wombles, Squeeze, Old Slow Hand, Alexei Sayle and The Young Ones.    We hope you enjoy listening to Jim's story as much as we did recording it. Stay Tuned for Part 3. Intro Music:  ht...

Ep 87 - TV License, Britney Spears and Hadrian 17.06.2019

The one where Ben contemplates becoming a TV License Goon and Phil washes the studio with port. Other topics include but are not limited to... The Carrington Event, Huawei, 1984, Council Tax, Deep Fakes, Jasper Carrot, Cheggers, VHS, Left Handers, Gladiators, Gen-Z Slang, Air Rifles, Workplace Arguments, Hiroshima, Nuclear Disarmament, London's Burning and Pyjamas... Message us here....follow, lik...

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