The Amish Inquisition

The Amish Inquisition Podcast

Society EN ↓ 400 episodes

Phil, Matt and Ben invade your aural canals weekly, broadcast live from Amish HQ.

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The Amish Inquisition

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Society

Podcast website

www.theamishinquisition.com

Latest episode

Jul 5, 2026

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Episodes

Ep 61 - Pantomimes, Muntjacs and Lapis Lazuli 11.12.2018

The one where Ben has his prostate milked by Thanos, Matt's mum has a damp box and Phil solves the Riddle of the Sphincter. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 60 - Mods, Yellow Jackets and Baby, It's Cold Outside 04.12.2018

The one where Ben laments his telegraph pole, Matt 'comes out' as a Communist and Phil defends a song about date rape. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com    

Ep 59 - Karl Marx, North Sentinel Island and The Great Escape 27.11.2018

The one where Steve drops into Amish HQ with the produce of his plums, Ben has a white light error, Matt finds an old newspaper that isn't polarity conscious and Phil gets sloppy with a hippo. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 58 - Liam Neeson, calendars and peak oil 20.11.2018

The one where Ben passes the Fake Taxi, Matt experiences some mild peril and Phil exorcises his fear of Skeletor. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 57 - Hair Metal, MK Ultra and Ice wine 13.11.2018

The one where Ben gets a grip of the best boy, Matt makes a murderer and Phil goes full nerd. Find us here..Follow, like, subscribe, review, stalk, slander, spam etc @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA theamishinquisition@gmail.com

Ep 56 - The People's Vote, Destiny 2 and Sinead O'Connor 05.11.2018

The one where a bunged-up Bolt phones in to deliver a steaming pile of quiz, Ben takes stock of his career choices, Matt is home alone with the pigeon lady, Phil explains his fetish for tiled hearths and Mark The IT Guy makes his first appearance in the description section of this podcast. Find us here..Follow, like, subscribe, review, stalk, slander, spam etc @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube....

Ep 55 - Joseph Campbell, the moon landing and Jordan Peterson 29.10.2018

The one where Phil G drops by Amish HQ to share his experience as a recovering conspiracy theorist, Ben goes 'trick or treating', Matt breaks the fourth wall and Phil turns Klingon. @Amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

Ep 54 - Mansize tissues, bartering and megacities 23.10.2018

The one where Ben exhalts the properties of brass door furniture, Matt admires Gok Wans massive lever and Phil tries to palm off an unwanted chicken. The boys also play a game of Reality TV Celebrity Deathmatch. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

Ep 53 - Reddit, Bolt and Sci-Fi celebrity Deathmatch 16.10.2018

The one where Ben counts the lightning, Matt gives up social media (sort of) and Phil mixes the grape and the grain. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

Ep 52 - Aldi, The Joker and traffic wardens 09.10.2018

The one where Ben psychologically scars a car-radio thief for life, Matt gets some careers advice and Phil momentarily turns Jamaican. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

Ep 51 - Jazz hands, sex robots and Furries 05.10.2018

The one where Bens genitals are possessed by a phantom dildo, Matt buys some childs shoes and Phil gets microaggressive. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

Ep 50 - Meatballs, homunculus and vaccines 25.09.2018

The one where Ben prepares his cosplay for comic-con, Matt wife crushes upcycler dreams and Phil goes berxerxes. @amishinqpodcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

Ep 49 - Meatzza, Solo and The Hound 18.09.2018

The one where Ben loses it with The Feminists, Matt confesses to being a curtain twitcher and Phil's been pushing too many pencils for the CIA. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA @amishinqpodcast Apologies for the recording quality during the phone-in, Amish-Phil dropped the ball.

Ep 48 - Truancy, Lady Godiva and Megalithomania 11.09.2018

The one where Ben is completing his training on Dagobah, Matt receives a 'shake down', and Phil uses The Iron Fist to unblock a toilet. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA @amishinqpodcast

Ep 47 - Prisons, Labyrinth and H from Steps 04.09.2018

The one where Bolt phones-in for a quizbang, Ben sterilizes himself with a Georgia Guidestone, Matt drops some Map Conspiracy Theory and Phil underestimates an old person. (Featuring guest vocals from Bolt Uprite)  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA @amishinqpodcast

Ep 46 - The Georgia Guidestones, Ancient Aliens and The Kessel Run 28.08.2018

The one where former NBA star Scott parachutes into Amish HQ to drop some Pyramid knowledge and share his experience coaching in the Premier League, Ben models his new solar-flares, Matt is on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan and we discover that Phil prefers to experience his rain-noises orally.

Ep 45 - Info wars, The Rosetta Stone and unconscious bias training 21.08.2018

The one where Ben is at Green Man Festival, Matt reveals his shopping pet-peeves and Phil mixes up his old translating stones. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA    

Ep 44 - Top Trumps, food poisoning and Freemasonry 14.08.2018

The one where Ben somehow resists the Flaps of Jack, Matt reflects on the semiological intricasies of the oeuvre that is Deadpool 2 and Phil discovers his DNA ancestry. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmv8ucrv5a2KpaRWyBWfBUA

Ep 43 - Jedi celibacy, Jeff Goldblum and The Cities of Gold 07.08.2018

The one where Tom drops into Amish HQ to fill Bens shoes and reveal his darkest fantasy, Ben is behind enemy lines, Matt objectifies Vulcan women, Phil enlists in The Sacred Band and Bolt Upright phones-in via the wonder of satellite technology.

Ep 42 - Hadrian's Wall, divorce and Furries 31.07.2018

The one where Ben exploits Alexa's backdoor, Matt freezes his liver and Phil gets ground into meal by Hamlet's Mill.

Ep 41 - Thai brides, nuclear deterrents and artificial intelligence 24.07.2018

The one where Ben worships The Unholy Trinity, Matt reveals his recipe for the perfect Meatzza and Phil solves the Irish border question.

Ep - 40 Afforestation, Brexit and chemically washed chickens 17.07.2018

The one where Ben bums Elon, Matt loses his knickers and Phil channels the power of 432.

World Cup Companion: Bonus Podcast - England vs Croatia 14.07.2018

England vs Croatia World Cup Semi Final

Ep - 39 Low carb, Elon Musk and Giza 11.07.2018

The one where Ben has a visit from the camping fairy, Matt sneaks behind the Iron Curtain and Phil goes 'Low carb'.

Ep - 38 Cannabis, Caravans and penalty shootouts 03.07.2018

The one where Ben astounds you with his dense population, Matt walks the dead and Phil has a caravan complex.

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