The Alchemist Club Podcast

On their way to a rendezvous with Brakka Irontooth, Teliferous is overtaken by the awesome might of an Anchor Storm, to the delight of some and concern of others. As the crew settles down for a bottle episode, revelations about Leolin’s past and Falrak’s present are revealed. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, ar...

In a very special episode of The Alchemists Club, the party manages to drag out the process of body-looting and dungeon-escape into a long process. Once aboard Teliferous, the crew receives an unexpected call -- and a mysterious new opportunity. Will the crew be able to survive the terrifying rigors of an orcish cooking tournament? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Ti...

The frantic battle against the True Church continues! Bears, stares, and incendiaries flare in the conclusion to the Arklay Incident. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

Face to face with the True Church’s lingering enforcers, the party prepares for a claustrophobic battle with strong men, blind men, and the cult’s equal-opportunity employment guard program. Leolin practices for a distance-running competition, Tarajux works on his windswept hairstyle, and the party discovers new heights of chaos and disoriented scuffling. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twi...

With their plans awry and the town of Arklay in the throes of bear-induced chaos, the party regroups and prepares for a new approach. Inside the depths of the True Church’s lair, a fiendish cavalcade of ordinary doors await. Beware the man with no eyes! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at th...

Aiyar Highlark’s double-bluff goes terribly awry, and the keen eyes of a cultist shopkeeper nearly end the career of the high voltage hero. In the midst of a dramatic, daring escape, Wet Cop and Short Cop land themselves in a spot of trouble with the local populace. Will the nightmare fortress tourist trap of Arklay grasp the heroes in its clutches at last? So much suspense, I can hardly bear it!...

With a target now in sight, the team arrives at the fishing village of Arklay on the edge of the world. While trying to find the location of the True Church’s hidden base within the city, the group implements a number of haphazard infiltration plans, each more convoluted than the last. Will they be able to save the prisoners in time? Or will Aiyar Highlark’s noose tighten at last around his mark,...

Upon arriving at the edge of the world and beyond, the crew of Teliferous finally come face to face with the mysterious Iconoclasts, a council of powerful figures arrayed against the shadowy True Church. At long last, our heroes have the chance to learn of their enemy and fight back -- if, of course, they can convince eight well-designed strangers not to murder them first. Connect and chat with us...

As the crew of Teliferous heads for a fated rendezvous with Angloria Feywind and her mysterious associates, concerns about the combat-readiness of the vessel drive them to make a quick stop. Graverobbing ain’t the cleanest work, but the results are worth every chunk of gristle and buzzing fly. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to...

The crew continue their exploration of Teliferous’ systems, learning of the formidable firepower and disappointing top speed of their new arboreal fortress. This live weapons demonstration is interrupted by a strange new presence, and the party is confronted by the distant past of the forgotten treeship, as well as the chance at a new beginning. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alch...

With the treeship functional, the group gets to work with the most important task of their heroic career: picking out a really cool name. With that epic feat complete, they can begin to explore the cryptic systems of their ancient, mysterious vehicle. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thea...

With the mythal secured, the party departs from the Tomb of Ralanthas, only to encounter an unexpected, familiar face waiting for them. Word has already spread of their deed, and it seems that Basil and Ivy are not the only ones interested in a limitless wellspring of arcane power. Who would’ve thought? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and e...

The final tests of the tomb await our would-be raiders: will their guile, strength and wit be enough, or will they be devoured wholesale by singing animatronics? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

In search of the mythal destined to power the strange and mythic treeship, the party delves into a forgotten tomb. Within, a gauntlet of terrible tasks await them, carefully crafted to test those foolish enough to seek elven power. Blundering through blades, drunken revelry, and overcomplicated solutions to very simple puzzles await! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club,...

With the desert and Desmond’s wife behind them, our heroes do the only logical thing on their quest to seek out the mysterious Angloria Feywind: walk towards the big tree in the distance. The big tree. The really, really big tree. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail....

Heave Ho! Look alive, ye sandy scallawags! N’er has the land seen such a vessel as the Sandpiper, pride ‘o the Dragonglass Desert! Aye, but what of its captain, a fiery lass like no other, shinin’ outta the murky depths o’ that ole seadog Desmond’s past! Arr, but not all that glitters be golden, lads! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and ema...

At the top of a dark, crystalline spire, the group confronts the villain responsible to put an end to the resurgence of the crystal plague. Monologues ensue in the manner of dueling banjos between the avatar or order and the emissary of chaos.  Bolts, volts, and hammer assaults! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail,...

The party ventures ever deeper into the unknown dangers of the desert. Strange things are afoot out in the remote dunes; will Tarajux’s newfound geological hobby be the key to uncovering the mystery of an ancient curse, or will his careless whimsy (once more) doom the party amid a reawakened evil? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email u...

Among new, less murdery friends, the party can (once again) relax and let their guard down. Clan Garlixen of the Dragonglass Desert welcomes them with open arms and shiny scales, offering a much needed vacation from their vacation. The group learns of ancient crystals and the nature of the wandering oases, plotting their inscrutable paths through the vast and dangerous desert. Connect and chat wit...

Waffle answers a fan's question they have about Tarajux. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

After a near miss in the depths of the Mountainhome, the party makes a daring escape across the rocky crags of a deadly mountain, headed for the unknown. An unlikely ally appears in their hour of need, but the journey ahead has only just begun. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemis...

What could be better than a home-cooked meal and retiring quietly to the lounge to discuss academic matters? With the harrowing trials of a long road behind them, the group finally finds time to relax and catch up on their sleep -- but an unexpected development will force them to cut short their luncheon with Silverforge! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thea...

Boddynock Sheppen stands ready! And no, for once that’s not a Tarajux alias. A brief perusal of magic items ensues, and the party sets out for an exposition luncheon, armed and ready!  In the halls of Steinar Silverforge, the party learns of ancient cults, reality warping magics, and the Knights of Elira; what other secrets might they find in the carefully curated collection of this cordial cook?...

While delving the mysteries of the Plated Halls and learning of the often fatal, sometimes X-men fate of Hatchling test subjects, the party encounters a pair of highly respected dwarves and secures an important meeting with a Hatchling expert. A shopping trip to the Steel district begins, and while Falrak attempts to complete the fire-shaping gauntlets the Sky Brigade wanders off in search of a fl...

After a refreshing interlude in the sunlight, the party goes in search of Desmond. Soon, they find their way through the closely guarded districts of the innermost Mountainhome sanctums to the grand archives of the dwarves, to Tarajux’s unexpected delight. Within the archives, they begin to learn more of the Hatchling’s strange history, and the tales of those who came after the eldritch beast from...