The Alchemist Club Podcast

With their new knowledge and plundered oddities, our heroes depart from the vast stone tower where absolutely nothing happened and nobody did anything related to devils, nope. A brief encounter with a strange woman throws Tarajux off his game, but an unexpected windfall of cash soothes any suspicions regarding this odd meeting. The days beneath the ground stretch onward, and in the midst of this t...

Within the mysterious stone tower, a powerful new presence is discovered. The party is confronted with an occult task, and the opportunity for great boons. Will they choose wisdom of the ages, forbidden secrets, or mad cash in exchange for this dark undertaking? Within the halls of the dwarven mage tower, Tarajux discovers a strange and powerful new relic, and Falrak moonlights as a nightlight. Co...

The stairs stretch on towards infinity. Who wrought this unending spiral towards the heavens? The party ascends, collecting secrets and treasures as they go like an ever-accelerating snowball of disaster.  Will the group ever discern the purpose of this strange tower and its many circles and devices? Or will they be doomed to forever repeat the phrase ‘next staircase’ until all is naught but dust...

The Underway! Created during the Great Dwarfpression to stimulate the economy, this huge underground tunnel system stretches from one end of the continent to the other, providing moderately spacious transit and an essential economic artery for the dwarven settlements across the land. The group descends into the dark, trekking in the twilight limbo of the Underway for several days. Upon discovering...

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Faced with the decision to expose the dwarven conspiracy or allow Tarajux to offer his ‘spec ops skills’ and services to the inexperienced rabble-rousers, Falrak appeals to a higher power for answers. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

In a stunning, world first, The Alchemists Club podcast is pleased to present: an actual alchemist being important in the story. Strange clues abound, including incendiary pastries, summer-ale firebombs, and misapplied metallurgical tools.  In a sizzling reveal, Falrak divulges a fiery tale from his past, and wins respect from Tarajux, but could this have been the first embers of the mystery at ha...

With the blessing of the operatic, hedge-shredding Dutchess, the investigation of Agaton’s arsons begins in earnest. Clues will be found, suspects pondered, and more than one of our ‘heroes’ will demonstrate a disturbing amount of knowledge about how to commit arson. Signs begin to point in unsettling directions for all involved. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tikt...

After a night in the slammer, the group is freed due to the timely intervention of an old friend from the past. Strange things are afoot in Agaton, and Falrak’s hometown needs a quintet of (sometimes) capable adventures to stop the mysterious arsons plaguing the sleepy forge town!  Volunteer Fire Marshall Desmond Brineswell, reporting for duty!  Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alch...

Taro Maral, Levi Raldoth, and Tamak Sinclair take their leave of Berinsford, headed for Falrak’s home to pay their respects. Upon entry to Agaton, the crew runs afoul of the town guard, and Ched reveals the intricate, eagle-itarian laws of Aarakocran society. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi...

The inner sanctum of the Spring Court welcomes the heroes, certain to give them every possible chance to blunder into surrendering their true names or being forever trapped in the Feywild in the company of the mysterious Lady of Blossoms. Later, the curtain begins to fall on Taro Maral’s great saga of trade, heartbreak, and heartwarming friendship with a misfit horse who never quit. Connect and ch...

Fresh off a recent, unexpected battle, the group picks up the pace with a new sense of urgency. Taro Maril and his ‘horse’ Cinnamon settle in for the night, only to be disturbed by a strange, midnight gateway into the unknown. What awaits them in the strange gardens of the Feywild, and how quickly will the entire party doom themselves in a web of intricate feyen magics and ritual? Connect and chat...

Wherein things continue to go wrong.

Wherein things go wrong. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

A nail-biting finish to Levi’s ambush leaves the crew with new supplies and more questions. The following morning, a startling development sends the group into disorder. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

The group prepares to flee the city in light of Tarajux’s past. Bird magic creates fresh chaos, and the five are left with no choice but to fight their way out of the city when swept up in a bunch of hobo-gang pandemonium. This episode is dedicated to the memory of Pusher. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art,...

When the box is unsealed, the group discovers a strange new twist to their tale. With enemies lurking at every corner, there’s only one place they can trust: the public library! While Vimish Rinwind and his research associates investigate the Hatchling, Falrak sorts out further employment while preparing for departure. It’s a long way to Agaton. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alch...

A familiar face from the past confronts Tarajux! The conspiracy at the heart of Jux is laid bare for all to know, and the truth of a certain storm mage’s past comes to light. False moustaches ensue. Was Alabaster Ravenwood born with an evil name, or did he change it later? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art,...

The party becomes acquainted with the shroomy denizens of the deep. Drawing ever nearer to the “fungal focal point”, they attempt to set the world record for spore detonations per minute. Desmond takes the first steps towards recovery through psychedelics, and makes a startling discovery with Tarajux about the nature of reality, maaan... I know the human being and fungus can coexist peacefully. Co...

The newest members of the Shimmerguard investigate a number of disappearances in the Verdant District, aka Hobo City. A new Tarajux alias appears, and the gang gets stinky in pursuit of answers.  Is it safe to be breathing this stuff? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gm...

A breakthrough in the Draconic Box is imminent. While the great minds in the Hall of Mysteries convene, the group tries to make some spare coin, by whatever means necessary. The prospect of a several-day stay in the city of Jux convinces the party to throw their lot in with a small mercenary guild. Will their quest end in riches, or the other thing? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @...

On the trade road, the party encounters something sinister. With tensions high, and the future (and dwarven diets) uncertain, they press onward towards the Hall of Mysteries, toting an oft-forgotten puzzlebox. The party is joined by a strange new scholar much to the exasperation of Falrak and Leolin. Exactly who is Tarajux Haiko? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tikt...

As the party’s reputation spreads, the hamlet of Stonebrook is overtaken by celebration. What drunken adventures and generous store discounts await our intrepid bunch after their fateful fight? Dressed for success and fanart, the party sets out once more. Next stop: The capital city, Jux! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send...

Glaive-bearer, demonsinger, people-eater! The gnoll chieftain rears its head at last, and the party prepares for the final battle in the sinister headquaters of the ‘Gnoll Crime Syndicate’. A sudden windfall of cash from a grateful Stonebrook can only mean one thing: Shopping spree! Ched may or may not be cursed by dark magic. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok...

In the wake of Brooks’ relapse into alcoholism, the party greets a new day full of opportunity! The mayor entrusts the matter of crazed hyena-people to a group of five unwashed strangers, once it’s clear that he has nothing to lose The assault on the Gnoll Speakeasy begins! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art,...