The Alchemist Club Podcast

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The Hopstanopolis Ornithopter Corps: We go up! A brief visit with the icy but striking Captain Panona Humplebumple, the crew of Teliferous decides to lend the Corps a hand by investigating a number of unknown islands. They might even get paid this time! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at th...

Minty-freshly finished with their encounter in the depths of Lab 84, the crew of Teliferous return to Hopstanopolis as tenuous allies of the gnomes. To report on the strange happenings of the lab, the group is ushered along to a miraculous gnomish device known only as The Cloud. As the crew prepares to grapple with the abstract nature of memories and truth, Tarajux attempts to vape the datasphere,...

Face to face with their mintiest foe yet, the crew prepares for a titanic battle to decide the fate of all gnomekind (in the immediate 30-foot vicinity). Will repeated applications of brute force be enough to paste this...paste? In their most dire hour, Tarajux and Desmond are left with no choice but to unleash their ultimate combo attack: The Super Hydrodynamic Hypercolliding Aeroquatic Mega Stor...

The crew of Teliferous descends into the abandoned gnomish labs to prove their worth to the Patent Office. Something foul and wicked and minty fresh has overtaken the twisting halls of progress within; it’s up to our heroes to tumble their way through the realms of the gnomes, testing their vast and varied wits against a mindless blob of slime with a taste for the scientific. Connect and chat with...

The glorious city of the gnomes! Freshly vetted by their meeting with Mayor Applejack Crumbledown and Crampernack Quillshooter, the party enters the bureaucratic labyrinth of the great flying city of Hopstanopolis. To prove themselves to their greatest skeptic, Ellibelle Horkusporcus, the team of adventurers are dispatched to the mysterious Lab 84. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @a...

Free of the city’s myriad dangers and slightly poorer, the group briefly debates the merits of badgers, crystals, and the fey. After a refreshing mountain hike, the party is reunited with Teliferous, and prepares for their trip beyond the edge of the world. Meanwhile, Falrak discovers a distressing new development with his bride-to-be. Out among the open sky, the crew of Teliferous stumbles upon a...

As the Valor of Jux looms overhead, the party plots their assault on the indomitable symbol of Juxian hubris. Tarajux’s launch is interrupted by a newly swole-inated Falrak, and Leolin starts a most unsettling coin collection with the help of a stranger. With mysteries mounting and new dangers above and below, the party does the sensible thing: visit some vagrants! Connect and chat with us! Follow...

Wealthy beyond imagining and eager to ruin their streak of one (1) successful business deal, the group enters the grand city of Jux once more. As Vimish Rinwind grapples with the labyrinthine bureaucracies of the Tectology Department, Falrak plans to get swole, and Leolin embraces his destiny as the Crossbow Guy. When Emperor Jux delivers a grand announcement, an old foe will once more cast its sh...

Thrarat Caverock, Fled Cheek, Barndel Thrucks, Eldrin Moredark, and Itchy Steve make a daring pilgrimage to the dwarven outpost, carrying with them their hard-won earthen trove. The Crimson Sapphires: those bloodied and cursed stones, hauled from the ground at the winter’s crest, the coveted treasure sought by bandits the world over! The gems that drew the ire of the Midnight Hounds and Fleshrippe...

Here be dragons! As the teeming hordes of the elemental earth are scattered, a final, glittering foe rears its foul visage at last! Faced with the behemoth threat of this new flier, the crew of Teliferous regroup for a dramatic showdown against the frenzied monstrosity tearing its way through the sky. As hellfire battles against the deadly grip of winter, a daring navigator will throw caution to t...

The early arrival of the prophetic battle sends the crew of Teliferous into a mad scramble against the forces of the soil. As the mighty treeship surges into its first true battle, Leolin takes command of elite bird forces -- but is there more to this terrestrial terror than meets the eye? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to sen...

As the earthen threat looms ever-closer, the defenders of Cloudtop put their various plans for protection into action. While Leolin communes with the birds and Desmond grows closer(?) to his goddess, Ched makes his long-awaited homecoming. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub...

Amongst the shrouded Marble Mountains lies Cloudtop, the mysterious home of the Aarakocra nations. As Ched is reunited with his people and questions arise as to his reasons for leaving, the crew of Teliferous plan a vast, comprehensive plan to defeat an enemy capable of soaring through the ground freely. With only a week until the prophetic end to the Aarakocran people, there’s no time to lose --...

Back aboard Teliferous, the crew encounters a flight of feathered friends on a dire quest. Setting aside petty squabbles about the Urkle Circle and potential sources of cash, the great treeship and its very motley crew take to the skies, headed for the mysterious lands of the Aarakocra in hopes of averting a disastrous prophecy. When the earth sings of war, who shall answer? Connect and chat with...

In a pitched battle against the dark necromantic forces of the forest, the party grapples with the dark secret of the elves, while a large snake grapples with seven skeletons and a wizard. Back in the elven village, our heroes confront the strange rituals of the woodland folk, and must make a fateful decision. Admittedly, a pretty easy one, it turns out. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twit...

Fresh off their pilfering of a fae vacation home, the group is alerted to strange, unnatural magiycks emanating from the forest depths. With no holy symbol and their giant cannon-filled skyship left at home, the party ventures forth half-cocked and ready to battle the mysterious necromancer terrorizing an elven village. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealc...

With the Cave Of Spooky Bones once more hollow and empty, the crew of Teliferous must reunite with their ship. With yet more discussions about what to throw in the forge and reactor, and a quick pitstop for some easy magical pickings, it’s sure to be an adventure packed full of absolutely nothing. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email u...

After a series of regrettable decisions, the crew discovers a new and exciting den of wretched darkness. Will they at last confront the dark foe that has long plagued them? Will a greasy serpent and high-stakes croquet be enough to end this menace once and for all? Or will two botanists be left as the sole inheritors of a flying elvish nuclear submarine? Is it normal for heart grenades to talk? Co...

With the reappearance of Dire Mecha Saskia 2.0, Teliferous’ crew prepares for full bombardment. Surely that will be enough, right? Right? Please..? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

With Teliferous powered up and underway, a familiar face shows up for an unexpected visit! What could be the reason for such a magnificent gift, and what secrets does the Urkle Circle hold? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

With the necromantic orb of pure death heedlessly plunged into the heart of Teliferous, the crew sets their sights on the second of the Twin Orbs. Within the vast dome of eternally replenished vegetation, a terrible chain of misadventure ensues, and Desmond is ironically cursed with a boon many mortals would kill for. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealche...

With the defeat of Lubash (spoilers!), Brakka Irontooth reigns supreme. The group departs immediately, seeking fresh employment and mad cash. With the mysterious job offer of Laurie’s Den considered too Aldrax-y for the moment, the group sets course for some new relics to power up Teliferous. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to...

Sunday Sunday Sunday! The fated showdown with Lubash the orc begins! Lightning fills the sky, javelins fall thick through the air, crabs battle cheetahs, and the wind will bear aloft its chosen child in the battle to decide the fate of all orckind. Pay for your whole seat but you’ll only need the edge! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and em...

As the Anchor Storm passes, the crew of Teliferous resumes their trek. Once in the depths of Brakka’s vast, corporate undertaking the party is made privy to the task ahead. What terrors will they face in the content for control, and will Tyget Brannow’s ears last until the time is right for a pivotal, dramatic reveal? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealche...