The Alchemist Club Podcast

While frolicking in the infinite sea of the cosmos, the crew meets a friendly frog out amongst the unfriendly fog. A brand new adventure in the Astral Sea begins! Ding! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

Help your community, donate blood! Seal dimensional rifts, donate blood! After a brief nap, the party is ready to continue their quest with absolutely no other repercussions to worry about later. With one task done, a larger rears its infinite, crystalline head. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say...

After handcuff fever gives way to polite introductions, the party sets out to find a solution for Alister Vosmos’ multiversally mangled mansion. A meeting with the mad, many-mouthed magus; malevolent misanthrope, or merely misunderstood? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88...

The mysterious gardens in the unknown raven-lord’s mansion are much like any other; elegant fountains, peaceful courtyards, and horizon-spanning hedge-mazes to track temporally phased foes through. Will the crew be able to track their target, or will Desmond succumb to left-wall-wanderlust? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to se...

When the mists of Laurie’s Vault of (Mis)fortune give way to velvet and opulence, the party does the only thing they know how to; exhaustively open all doors and engage in ballroom drama. When an old enemy reappears once more,  they’ll have to use every ounce of color theory, photography terminology, and North-style Juxian Barn Shuffle they can muster to vanquish them. Connect and chat with us! Fo...

A freshly-rehydrated party continues to grapple with the fog-choked plains of Laurie’s vaults, treading deeper into the strange, afflicted realm. As they move deeper, will they fall to the temptation of pilfered loot, or stay true under threat of disintegration? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say...

In the halls of Madame Laurie’s spaghettified vaults, Tarajux “Danger” “The Wind” Haiko makes a terrible mistake. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

Deeper into the vaults, the strange effects of the failed heist worsen, and the crew comes face to face with a terrible, spiny foe. Desmond unveils a forbidden technique, and a bird is made flat. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

Descending into the vast vaults of Madame Laurie at her behest, a fiendish gauntlet of dimensional spaghettification awaits them. Will the group be able to plumb the depths of a 2.5 Bafflestone-index (or is it a 40 miliUrkee?) dungeon?  Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@...

At long last, the crew find themselves in the lavish lounge of a mysterious benefactor. With stylish new trappings and a boss that isn’t all she seems, a task for Madame Laurie is anything but simple. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

Departing from the depths of revelation, the party discusses a future full of gainful employment on their way back to familiar turf. What will they find within that lauded lounge of Laurie? And who is this dapper man with a keen interest in headwear? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at theal...

In the depths of the mysterious structure, an unexpected new face -- and the questions it poses -- stop the crew in their tracks. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

Bidding a farewell to gnomes, Teliferious departs into the wild blue once more. What strange new sights will they find? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

The mighty heroes of Hopstanopolis spend a well-deserved break on their various callings, spurring wild rumor and speculation. Just what exactly is the Night Stalker, and what does the strange beast want with the good folk of Hopstanopolis? Pockets flush with cash and eyes bright with the wonders of the gnomish city, each adventurer gears up for an uncertain future out in the open sky Connect and...

After their battle with Urkee, the crew gets a span of much-needed rest. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

The final showdown with the mad gnome inventor begins. Deep in the whirring heart of Hopstanopolis, the fate of reality itself -- and the proper notation for relative cleric orientation in laboratories -- will be decided once and for all. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub8...

Armed and readied, they descend. Somewhere below, Urkee Bafflestone prepares to usher in a new world of madness. The depths are his realm; a place of twisting passages and architectural impossibilities, halls none have walked for a millenia. What lies in wait, deep among the maddened inventor’s machinations and machines? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @theal...

Bearing new and exciting injuries from their brush with Urkee Bafflestone, the crew prepare to delve the depths of Hopstanopolis and stop the machinations of the mad gnome. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

The culprit, revealed! The junkyard ambush goes awry when a clever new foe emerges to befuddle the treeship crew, and a bout of quick thinking is needed to save the day! Or reckless, impulsive meddling. Is there really any difference between the two, when it comes to Tarajux? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, ar...

As it turns out, we’re not the best at stakeouts. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

In the wake of the attack on the Canker, the crew of Teliferous reach out to old friends, and reassess the situation in Jux. When chief engineer Fibblestib Loofaloo brings word of a daring operation in need of five unlikely heroes. Will they be able to apprehend the fiendish trench-theives in time, or are the Phasio Telestabilizers the next victim of the crime spree rocking Hopstanopolis to its co...

Set us up the bomb! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

Back in the city of gnomes, the group is tasked with reporting their findings. But all is not well within the datasphere; even the assistance of a trained gnome vape lord may not be enough to bring down the most powerful walls of all: the ones we create in ourselves. As the truth of Teliferous’ findings come to light, the crew scrambles to battlestations and prepares for their first mission among...

Fresh from the apocalyptic vignette of the second island, the crew hunts down the third for a hat trick of responsible planning and forethought, only to be confronted with a botanical oddity beyond even the reckoning of Basil and Ivy.  Will they be able to match wits with the single-minded purpose of these purple petals, or is this the final hour of Eagle-1? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on...

As Teliferous arrives at the first stop on their reconnaissance mission, the team prepares for action-botany and animal-stalking. Island exploration is no small feat, and out over the open sky, void-madness could strike an isolated crew at any moment. Ship Counselor Haiko swiftly intervenes!  Could this be the turn of a new leaf for the carefully planned and prudent crew of the world’s most magnif...