The Alchemist Club Podcast

Five strangers awaken in a dark, foul place. To find their freedom, they must contend with the fiendish gauntlet of glass tubes, mad doctors, twisted experiments, and their greatest foe since resuming the adventure moments earlier: a guilesome balloonist who may or may not exist. So continues the quest of five blood-touched souls to discover the truth! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitte...

The Alchemist Club deeply apologizes for the lack of a new episode this week and hopes you will accept this humble offering of old unused outtakes in its place. “A glitter bomb went off in Teliferous and had adverse affects on our recording bottle. We put this blame squarely on a specific member of the Aldraxian balloon corp and will be seeking legal action and retribution as soon as we find a cou...

Cendriane lies behind, and the road ahead is strange and unknown. Will the crew return at last to the world they know, or will the danger of the ruins be eclipsed by new and unearthly terrors? Can anyone resist the temptation of the fey for good? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchem...

With their precious cargo secure, and the path towards a long-overdue homecoming clear, all seems set for a triumphant return of the party from the bloodthirsty depths. But all is not quiet in the ruins of Cendriane… Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

The crew confronts a cavalcade of fey guardians with a keen interest in barring mortal pursuits. Can they convince a colorful cast to part with pieces? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

With their newfound associates, the crew press on into the great unknown of the lost city. Can they reach the fabled tomb Ladyblossom so desperately seeks, or will they add yet another abandoned campsite to the edge of hungry ruins? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmai...

The lost city of the Eladrin awaits, and somewhere inside, there’s a set of bones that needs pilfering. When the obstacles of the dead city become too great, our heroes find an unexpected source of guidance. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

When the crew finally secures their exit from the strange and wondrous House of Harvest, they’re back on the trail of Cendriane. The path they’ve chosen might be more than meets the eye. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

Desmond’s attempt to catfish a soul-stealing fey bears fruit. Will he be able to outmaneuver the spindly machinations of an interested matriarch, or can the party throw a dark ritual awry? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

The party descends into the clutches of the harvest festival, and the otherworldly delights within! Will they manage to navigate the colorful carnival, or will a tonic-based chaperone oversight doom them to a fateful showdown with familiar faces? Step right up and see it all! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, ar...

After the daring rescue of their wayward botanists, the crew retraces their steps and reconvenes with a fey benefactor. The time has come to repay a debt made in desperation. Setting out towards the distant unknown of a timeless world, they steel themselves for a cavalcade of harvest-time hijinks. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email u...

With a dramatic entrance from the most bombastic, pyroclastic dwarf, the crew goes to work against the dark machinations of...a single gnome with a grudge against botanists. Will they be able to defeat his multi-camera streaming setup and fog machine, or is Tarajux about to go to pieces? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send...

When the meandering investigation of mysterious halls finally yields a final fiendish obstacle to surmount, the party stands ready. Pegs, holes, and over prescription of psychedelics. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

To save their wayward botanists, the crew enlists the aid of Maryn Vight -- semi-professional slackliner, entrepreneur, and holder of the Juxian sub-regional hackysack record. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

Once more in the Juxian homelands, the party wastes no time at all...a small amount of time...a LOT of time getting to the bottom of a botanical mystery. When divination fails, the party will deploy their smallest and most skittery weapon yet. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemist...

With their favorite botanists in dire peril, the crew of Teliferous has no choice but to take drastic measures...and a convenient, helping hand. Will they fall prey to the whimsical wilds, or stay true to the path? Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

The gang recaps all the plot highlights from the start until present time. If You're new to the podcast here's the best place to start listening! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

After a harrowing brush with the strange, stabby denizens of the dark, the crew decides to cut short their journey into the unknown depths of the Hatchling’s Horn. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

Narrowly avoiding pseudospidery doom, the crew continues their search through the caverns stretching far into the world. Mysterious sights, munchable flora, immeasurable depths, and more! Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

Tarajux returns from a sojourn into the beyond, changed in body and perspective. With one tunnel explored, many more twisting passages lie ahead of the crew -- and one contains a particularly sticky situation for their newest ally, Bearnard Rocky 4: Revenge From The North. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art,...

Plunging deeper, then deeper still, the mysteries of the fortress remain as opaque as the darkness filling it. With no other leads, the party chooses to follow the wind...wherever that might lead. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

Abandoned fortress hallways and mysteries deepen as the crew delves deeper into the dark. Down in the forgotten foundries and their absent keepers, a startling new discovery could shake the very foundations of the continent. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

The party begins their investigation of a strange, subterranean realm. Within, the halls of a pseudodwarven sepulchre raises many questions...and offers few answers. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

A triumphant return, and a trio retrieved. Back in the lavish halls of Laurie, the crew of Teliferous reaps the sweet rewards of a job well done, and plot their future. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com

The Astral Sea, a realm of the unknown! On their maiden voyage through the mysterious, swirling starfields, the crew is beset by the first of many terrible trials -- and a captain chooses a more expedient approach. Connect and chat with us! Follow us on Twitter @alchemist_club, Tiktok @thealchemistclub, and email us to send fan mail, art, or just say hi at thealchemistclub88@gmail.com