The After Lodge Podcast

Something in the air is getting our Lodge . . . in an altered state Rev. Chaplain rides a bicycle into the Lodge Bruce's degree work was perfect (pretentious), just like Harlan Knob & Tube wiring - it still exists! How long before you should commit to a Masonic tattoo? Producer Bruce pays his tattoo artist in cheeseburgers More movie talk, and everything but Freemasonry Harlan discusses Ga...

Harlan is procrastinating because he has to help Bro.^2 Jason denounces Benjamin Franklin for the evil big government mind control that is Daylight Savings Time Happy Anniversary to Harlan. He slipped out for the Scottish Rite reunion Jason passed up an interview for a high school custodian job The Jason clan adopts a cat which picks fights with deer Why hasn't Harlan watched the Making of a Murde...

Bro. Coke Guy join us all the way from the crooked-letter state The guys review the District Meeting outcome: No bi-cycles, no blankets, and no vets!!! Bro. Chaplain, Jr. tells the District about our failures Producer Bruce is popular with the Widows We take a vote, the Chaplain and the Coke Guy are not the same person (slim majority) Exchanging gifts with our visiting Brother Georgia Past Master...

Scotty from the Block a.k.a. Brad re-joins us to make up for being wrong last week Jason sets Amy loose on our Facebook page - she blew it up X-Files, and spoilers for some popular movies Harlan describes the "poison of philanthropy" to our identity Somehow the Pontiff gets compared to Hitler? What is "Masonic" charity, really? Scotty/Brad/Block Boy gets the Harlan Seal of Approval Secret signs, w...

Broadcasting fresh on the heels of the big Master Mason Degree Grand Censor Bob knocks over the candelabra We express our sympathy for our Floridian Brethren . . . because they live there We do not "heart logistics"(tm) Jason evicts Little Matt from the guest seat Bambi, the two-hour old Master Mason recounts his wrongs The Chaplain studies Brazilian wax jobs on the show Our newly made Master Maso...

Happy Valentine's Day! Harlan discovers daughters are included. Exploring the esoteric secrets beneath the works of Dr. Seuss R.I.P. Associate Justice Antonin Scalia Last Rites - Catholics, Judaism, and Protestants all feared being buried alive Shriner's slogan: "crusin' for children" - blame the absent generation How to address misunderstandings (i.e. lies) on a Petition for the Degrees Where can...

Tony doges service of process all week Harlan discovers his unborn son is missing a penis - renames his home to "Harlan's Harem" How long can a podcast run? Leo LaPorte has been at it for 16 years Nick At Night mash-up Freemasonry - watch the social media . . . unlike Josh Producer Bruce purchases a tract of land on the moon Jason tells the . . . longest . . . story . . . ever Tony interrupts stor...

The After Lodge Illuminati plan to build a Zionist wall around Muslims . . . because Zionist! Harlan and the Chaplain attempt to cross-breed Bernie Sanders and Rand Paul Brother^2 sabotaged our chili cook off sabotage and made everyone sad Harlan, Bro. Chaplain, and Ass. Producer Marshall find ways to cheat anyways Skyline isn't chili - but it is delicious We discuss the Mason Dixon line of fast f...

The After Lodge Crew shelters in the eye of the storm . . . except for Jason Jason plows the Lodge parking lot with his wife's Kia How our video presentation with Brothers in Washington (State) went The 10 Plagues of the Chaplain We discuss how not to abuse veterinary drugs Harlan is at it again . . . instead of just floors, a whole garage! Jewish drug dealers in our town - what do they look like?...

The solid sheets of ice are finally gone "A pox be upon you" . . . Harlan's fun-house Harlan attempted to move in next to Producer Bruce . . . Bruce sabotaged the effort Producer finally got his PC working! Commercial Break - We go haggle with Carnies C.B. joins us Why we fail as commercial negotiators Tony may have Tuberculosis The Chaplain is banned from yet more hotels Our annual chili cook off...

This is a re-release of Episode 10. Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Lodge intervention and may contain language/themes not approved by R.W. Grand Censor Bob. Producer Bruce calls in sick Special thank you to our audience as we reach milestone episode number 10 Drive-by Truckers - a hell of a band Harlan earns his trucker hat Real men can drive a stick Jason is more concerned about who i...

Jason discovers Nipples' monitor lost in the Lodge 3-4 weeks after he is raised Happy New Year! Another year to dash our hopes and dreams on the rocks Fast and Furious teenagers are now on the run from Jason Harlan and Bruce discuss alternative means of revenge on said teenagers The Chaplain's internship is terminated Why do you love the Craft? Initiation fees . . . too high? Socialized fees in Ca...

Welcome to the After Christmas Podcast! Harlan is having "Irish Twins" or Jewish twins . . . or something like that - he's pregnant (again)! Jason offers parental advice on multiple children - he has two only children /u/The_Past_Master meets Master Mason Nipples . . . on Facebook Mytos kicks Harlan from the IRC channel What's really going to kill Freemasonry: not declining membership, not admitti...

Show of lies! The Chaplain is already getting his After Lodge title Chaplain Jr. is installed as new Master - judicious use of the gavel An ash tray full of nails was shattered; but the lox was saved! Jason spoils Jar Jar Binks' Sith appearance in the new Star Wars movie Harlan's After Lodge Hanukkah gift is awesome! How the Chaplain trolls his in-laws Worshipless Producer Bruce builds his new P.C...

Winking racists right at the start Happy Birthday to Jason . . . and last day of Chow-nu-kon to Harlan The Master-Elect joins us to discuss his plans for containing the Podcast next year The Nickerbuddy bar has actual pieces of /u/millennialfreemason Politics are for After Lodge, not during Lodge Jason gets paid to search Bing for KKK quotes Why is it always politics instead of sports, etc? What b...

It's a 100th episode reunion . . . on episode 101 Big Matt takes a seat at the table Friend of the Show Jack brings treats - real Knickerbuddy bars! With free dues cards! Half-Sack joins us, with a trailer of Corporate Companies The crew helps Harlan get in the Christmas spirit - with Hanukkah gifts Ass. Producer Marshall speaks the unspeakable to Jason How to play with a Dreidel Harlan dances for...

Welcome to Episode 99.75 - we're asymptotic! The Crew critiques the Chaplain's mid-week show We spend some time making fun of the Chaplain because he's not here to hurt us Rusty Nail Degrees There is apparently no record of Jason having ever attended Lodge - can he still be Treasurer? What happens if there are not enough Brothers present for elections? Jason has super-smell now Harlan opines about...

In lieu of the Thanksgiving holiday, we're taking a break this week. Enjoy this interview with Adam Osman, author of "Earning Freemasonry". This was before Right Worshipful Bob took office as Grand Censor. Adam Osman joins us to talk about his new book Earning freemasonry: A One Day Class Redemption Harlan has to pay the piper Jason picked on by clowns Adam discusses his book How does a one day cl...

The Chaplain wrangles Nipples, J.P.M., Most Worshipful Has-Been, and Brother^3 to do a mid-week show Our best wishes to the Brethren of Washington with the "storm of the century" How are other peoples weeks? Nipples asks the audience The older brothers advise Nipples on how to propose to his girlfriend (during Thanksgiving dinner) The Chaplain asks the J.P.M.: Why are you still here?! Should you e...

Harlan spent Friday the 13th with Scottish Rite Templary and tragic synchronicity Jason comments on France's military history College kids being panzy pansi "ohh I'm offended" The After Lodge Crew does some Ken Burns type stuff The Chaplain's long-game retirement troll Neighborhood kids vandalizing our Lodge . . . GET OFF OUR LAWN! The Chaplain causes Jason panic over the financial audit - and he'...

The Worshipful Master is pregnant?! Our baby oracle decides. Marriage according to Jason (and the Bible): one man, and a bunch of women The guys take Nipples to visit another Lodge, then make him wait outside Harlan wears jeans to Lodge and Jason does a psychoanalysis on the situation BlizzCon vs. EVECon, and why we're all nerds Would you visit a Georgia lodge as a gay Mason? What would happen if...

Harlan is back, recovered from last weekend We jump right into Georgian homo-basher-bashing Avoiding intolerance in hating intolerance A message to /r/freemasonry from the After Lodge Crew: calm down! Harlan seeks old Past Grand Masters for cursing lessons Harlan and Jason retire the Grand Lodge Oompa Loompa aprons Halloween - our children as budding con artists Worshipless Producer Bruce is getti...

Harlan is missing after the Chaplain's Halloween party Worshipless Producer Bruce leads a labour strike The Chaplain shows up . . . with food Crazy Halloween festivities - jello shots and bad karaoke We explain what was in the bag Defining the role of the Lodge Chaplain - how should he be, really? Using Masonic emblems in election literature , fastest way to make Jason go postal All Lodges should...

Worshipless Producer Bruce abandons us for Atlanta Harlan gets shafted by the Master and goes Postal Jason is back to chair flipping after Lodge, thanks to Rev. Chaplain Rednecks and their damn flags . . . Happy Thanksgiving to our misguided Canadian Brethren! Raising nipples Our new EA is suave! Nipples' girlfriend proposes to him . . . he says: "why?" Cocaine or feces in your mailbox? Harlan wil...

We re-purpose stair spindles . . . for Traditional Observance! Harlan's younger brother's younger brother is being initiated next week Mary - the woman who spanked the son of God . . . Jason and Bruce discuss the (Masonic) apocalypse Harlan stops Jason cold with a wink The milk men forget what show they're on Corn in the Bible . It's MAIZE!!!!!! Maize is the end of racism and Christianity . . . be...