The After Lodge Podcast

Our guest this week: The fantastic Jason Mitchell ! Tony makes technology user-unfriendly We accidentally talk dues again Freemasonry is what you take from it...unless you take something stupid Making gold from lead, and other alchemical "secrets" Masonic stalking Personal lodge pet peeves amongst the group You can't have an after lodge if you don't have enough members for lodge The Book of Mormon...

Despite a changed format, The Chaplain still manages to crash the show. From Charlotte, NC, no less. /u/SeattleShriner is our guest this week! And Tony starts in on him right away The upsides and downsides to having video on an audio show Harlan and Bruce attempt to start the show, but Security bum rushes Tony, and then he takes us to the bathroom Seattle Shriner gives us his Masonic-bio The Chapl...

After a couple weeks of vacation, Harlan and Bruce find their way back to a microphone /u/TikiJack joins us as the After Lodge crew goes on (virtual) tour Harlan sues himself for medical bills We finally break silence on Arkansas Harlan decides more vetting is needed for future co-hosts Bruce and Tiki discuss the merits of slurping tuna through a tiki mask What is the most important lecture of the...

The Chaplain is still searching for the right kind of mustard for his chocolate cake Last night's Entered Apprentice Degree . . . serving two Masters? Our Lodge (as in: the building) attempts to behead a few members Producer Bruce managed to almost loose a finger in the same manner We cooked the new Apprentices for a bit too long Harlan takes up driving for Lyft as well . . . crashes his phone The...

Harlan takes a step back in to the '90s After Lodge Studios - improving ratings by pissing people off Jason goes plumbing with the Grand Landscaper Jason, Jr. starts kindergarten, "good and bad" other details elude us The legal implications of some Avery nonsense Harlan messes up a Trump/Clinton/Kennedy/Clinton/90s/60s/conspiracy/history setup . . . really bad Conclusion: rich people die rich deat...

Worshipless Producer Bruce - doing his job Welcome to M.M. "Nipples" and our old friend "Fitzy" Milk men: earning tips with time travel In the Heat of the Night . . . Popcorn lung vs. cigarette lung cancer Producer Bruce reveals his country club leanings Congratulations to Bro.^3 on being Raised We discover the Secretary can quit! And . . . Harlan bolts How does one get nicotine poisoning from e-j...

We figured out what catastrophe happened with the sound last week Welcome to the Stephen King podcast Scotty from the Block trips Harlan in to a baby shower - Congratulations, Brother! Those moments . . . when kids hold up a mirror for you The law finally catches up with Producer Bruce Jason departs against medical advice Harlan's birthday and non-Newtonian fluids Plugs for guys from that one show...

Jason goes AWOL and Harlan manages to cram in Lady Gaga, Eminem AND Elton John Harlan becomes an apprentice cab driver so he can get on Your Mom's Milkman, finally New ideas for providing rides to members who have trouble finding them Worshipless Producer Bruce launches a ride share company Bro^2 has a younger brother who is Bro^3's older brother . . . if he joins, is Bro^3 still cubed? The Chapla...

Studio audience: Jazz and two Snorlaxes Abusing Roberts Rules of Order for personal amusement Chef Red contributes to our collective Diabetes Jason misses his installation and Harlan's new car springs a leak The Chaplain's newest drone shows up . . . and eventually, so does he Pokémon Go and Master Mason Cooper and the Chaplain swinging Poké Balls Not all mice are created equal - some of them get...

We've settled on . . . average Should you take a vacation and risk your employer discovering you're unnecessary? Somehow we review the flaws of the United States Patent Office, specifically software Jason's magical adventure (vacation) & why Harlan hates water parks The tragic loss of Brothers in Texas and Minnesota What should Freemasons do? Start with using logic and the working tools (s...

Rev. Chaplain liberates a bag of wigs and other bathroom access material from a professional band He then breaks our sound equipment Happy Independence Day . . . and "God Save King George!" We had another fair, with fireworks, beer, and . . . stuff Jason's Mayor rocks a tuxedo t-shirt The rain causes kids to fly off of the slide and into the ticket booth Jason discovers all of the ways one could p...

It's just the Original Triumvirate Harlan works the breakfast to steal donuts for the Podcast . . . without success Car purchasing tactics Should I put Freemasonry on my CV? Is Harlan secretly a French Mason? Does your Lodge have emergency plans (fires, active shooters, etc.)? American Separatists: Leaving the Union . . . we've been down that road, just drop it already If Lindsay Lohan says someth...

"Show of Lies!" from the start Starship Troopers and disbanding with the offensive "black ball" phrase Harlan is less of a racist when he is trying to be one Thanks again to Mike and the guys at Midlothian Lodge! . . . mostly for trying to lock Harlan in your bathroom Jason and Bruce continue making Overwatch jokes at Harlan's expense Chasing tumbleweeds and how Producer Bruce plans to cause an ec...

Big City Fair updates - Josh ran off with the Carnies again There are few fair survivors at this point, so Jazz and Brother^2 joins us Harlan experiences objectification, but still won't cede that women are people The Chaplain midnight twerks for the residents of our town Jason's skin is so burned he sounds like candy wrapper when blinking his eyes Jazz has been recruiting for her ti dye cult out...

What's going on in our lives this week - THE Fair How we prevent Landscaper Josh from running away with the Carnies - or how we get him back Jason engages in parking P.T.S.D. therapy The Chief Carnie that Harlan fired last year makes a return We had enough bicycles for the high school graduation, but not enough blankets Fallout from the Pikey Mountain Festival of the Dirt - don't anger the Dirt Go...

Memorial Day Festivities and the Pikey Mountain Annual Festival of Observance of the Dirt Harlan's daughter's birthday party - Producer Bruce missed out on the bouncy house The Producer suffers an equipment malfunction on the eve of the Annual Festival of Observance of the Dirt Jason loves Dr. Who jokes . . . help us crack them often for his amusement! Ancient Aliens, Adam and Eve, Serpents and fr...

Jason tries to play it cool - guess how long that lasted? The big fair is right around the corner! More carnie stories to follow. Harlan refuses to invite Bruce to his daughters birthday bouncy house Happy Birthday to Worshipless Producer Bruce We pass a Fellow Craft who speaks English as a second language - he corrects the lecturers Master Mason Nipples looses his monitor again Pushing Producer B...

Jason provides free tech support (use multiple anti-virus systems) Harlan discovers Producer Bruce and the Chaplain fail to comprehend signage The Chaplain shares some insights from Corporate Shill-ism 101: Eating the Frog We review how Easter is scheduled We discuss car crashes, liability, and the "arsehole upgrade" for self-driving cars The (French) Masons got hacked - six whole gigabytes! Broth...

This is a re-release of Episode 31, the often cited "dues argument" that we refer to whenever the subject comes up. Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Censor Bob's appointment, and consequently contains language/themes that he would not approve of. Where is Bruce?! Harlan took the Bar Exam . . . it was "a test" What are the earplugs for?! Taking shots in the (public) parking lot Harlan con...

What to get Mom for Mother's Day? The fragility of machismo "Degrees of Kosher" - how we discovered one of Harlan's buttons We're hiding from the co-ed baby shower - like real men Charities, collections, and miscellaneous shake downs Telemarketers who use obviously fake names - another button! /u/SeattleShriner accidentally texted Jason - so we steal his idea A letter to Jason, the After Lodge, an...

We raise a new flag pole - a miniature version of the Washington Monument Tony's church has a website . . . Jason gets in to more fights with teenagers Kia makes trucks?! Producer Bruce faces his own mortality Prohibiting women from Freemasonry - is that the real reason numbers have declined? Harlan re-examines the TN/GA debacle in light of "the slippery slope" Grand Master's pins . . . it's good...

We're actually broadcasting after Lodge . . . like 5 minutes after The Master joins us for some guilt by association Group messaging - we need to add this to the list of Masonic offenses The Chaplain and Jason blame each other for the Reddit currency collapse Method for handling GA/TN: use strong language, take no action The Chaplain and Chaplain's son question recognition Phil Henry imitations, w...

Down-voting warriors attack Jason for his views on gay Masons Brother^3 encounters a Prince Hall Mason for the first time, gets confused White robes and coffee stains . . . at least there is Mississippi! We think Landscaper Josh is a plant, a double-agent for the KoC Bruce decides to go counter-agent, plus there is sword play! OJ Simpson manages to kill this episode . . . and get away with it A gr...

Jason acknowledges that Producer Bruce looks more handsome every week The Chaplain fills in for Harlan Introducing: Jason's weekly Dan Carlin imitation segment Why can't we ever get home from Lodge before the next day? Lesson of the week: you're not that important . . . everyone can be replaced Producer Bruce's week from hell Candy crush vs Disney infinity The Masons of Tennessee have made their d...

This is a re-release of Episode 3, the much requested "poop story" Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Lodge intervention and may contain language/themes not approved by R.W. Grand Censor Bob. Producer Bruce spends our Dogecoins on a new microphone Harlan and Bruce are not morning people (or is Jason just a grumpy old man?) Harlan's Big Adventure Listener feedback from Episodes 1-2 Voice vo...