The After Lodge Podcast

Widows and Past Masters Night - partying like it's 1929! The Chaplain shows up with bills "Be free to be you. You're not damaged, Bro. Chaplain" The Chaplain's third twin Freemasonry's butt-hurt report form Masonic Doctors selling cure-all oil made with Masonic secrets Does Freemasonry require you to have a job? Jason discovers that PCs are on the way out Can we stop hassling candidates about clea...

Valuable life lessons Jason learned from his mother Harlan visits the aquarium /u/vangoedenaam imports expensive ginger ale If FM (Freemasonry, not the spectrum) disappeared over night, what would you do? The Pope! Disagreements with government: Harlan has no strong political feelings . . . "one way or the other" The Chaplain returns to discuss how Freemasonry has impacted his political views Jaso...

Celebratory Lodge, Jason protests too much Bats, bats, and more . . . bats? Harlan heads to the woods for an old fashioned outdoor raising Grand Lodge of Georgia looses it's mind - /u/TikiJack , right as always Also . . . Tennessee What is the definition of "freeborn" "Relations with Masons" Would you be offended if you weren't hit on in a predominantly homosexual Lodge? Jason goes postal The Chap...

(Sr.) Deacon Doug is gone, this week it's Truman . . . psychotic break? Jason set a trap for Harlan Did we finally break Jason? Jason and Harlan hi-jack a distant Lodge's EA degree Jurisdictions making homosexuality a Masonic offense Is there a schism coming in the fraternity? A repeat of the Ancient/Modern split? Why is the Chaplain covered in glitter all of the time? Explaining Freemasonry in th...

Bruce goes deaf - nothing we can do No lawyer today . . . let's have chaos! "Nipples" girlfriend has to come get him from Lodge A brand new car, completely destroyed Was the Chaplain's troll worth it in the end? Investors in the Church - buy a chance to get in to heaven today! States that still rent VHS cassettes Freemasonry and homosexuality . . . again What happened to the Third? Kentucky clerk...

Even without Bob, there's always silent listeners Friend from up the road, Half-Sack joins us this week Harlan gets paid to poop and explains fixed-fee contracts Truck drivers and "Corporate Company" The Worshipful Landscaper's wedding, Jason dresses like Harlan Ghost hunters at the haunted house wedding The Chaplain show up with "interesting" stories from the weekend Harlan and the Chaplain assum...

Just the two of us . . . what to say with no one else around . . . Doctor . . . Who? The Master's gettin` hitched! Let's mess with the Chaplain A haunted house wedding, will the Brethren hassle the groom? Jason's (last) week extends into another, drill baby drill! Where can Jason borrow money for that drilling? Jason spends Producer Bruce's retainer while he's gone What happens with poor counselin...

Things we shouldn't be discussing . . . The Chaplain chooses Donald Trump and After Lodge Harlan and Jason demonstrate their respective knowledge of professional wrestling Jason has angered Poseidon Shriners International outlaws the Confederate Battle Flag Struggling with alcoholism Freemasonry and Social Media Masonic service animals - the real and the abused Jobs Daughters and Amendment Ten Fre...

These "show notes" are a reproduction of the Chaplain's live Reddit feed from the show Oops! Live Redditting the show today. This is the Chaplain, and they won't help me :-( Introductions take forever. This is just like real Lodge! What is a Snoo pin? This isn't on the show, but Scott is in my chair! Fact check: do you need gluten to live? History channel Ancient Aliens This fish story is way too...

Pinkerton plus. Everyone's in a good mood today. Harlan and his photo ops - calls out a Brother with a missing arm The front door was left open (again), "who dun it?!" Apparently, Jason wants ice cream, and ice cream teaches Harlan about the universe The Chaplain shows up . . . with a selfie stick! Or a "wipey" stick, depending on who you ask Jason has some more things to investigate the Chaplain...

Harlan goes on a tour with his friend and some Lodge people . . . there were drinks Harlan's wife put a lot of planning and work into this party "A Sidecar Named Desire" . . . it was a mistake More refusals by Harlan to acknowledge Cosby's obvious guilt Worshipless Producer Bruce took his first day off of work ever - for Harlan's party . . . and, apparently, Toga parties are a thing Jason has car...

Ass. Producer Marshall re-joins us this week We discuss our respective weeks. Spoiler alert: same as always Harlan bills Bruce for legal advice, and embraces intentional racism E.A. upset because he'll have to miss Lodge for mogul functions A very nice lady expresses her concerns about Freemasonry being odiously foisted upon her social circle Producer Bruce takes an unimportant call mid-show . . ....

Harlan is the accidental-racist from the get-go The Chaplain may be hibernating somewhere . . . so we replaced him with new-guy Rick! Toilet humor - more specifically, port-a-potty talk No more Fair stuff! We discuss our lives outside of the carnival This week, we broke Harlan Jason goes on vacation at the children's museum Jason's son lawyers his Dad Harlan's daughter has a black hole for a stoma...

We're all beat down and hung over from the Independence Day Fair The Chaplain eats everything in the Lodge during the show Jason discovers the intellectual capacity of our neighbors We hang out with Nazis (actors) Jason assaults our patrons in the parking lot We deal with the Confederate flag controversy . . . We go fan-boy over WWII re-enactors from the fair Harlan gets into a WWII history argume...

IF YOU'RE NEW: LISTEN TO THE END BEFORE GETTING YOUR APRON IN A WAD Someone finally offers that date . . . then Harlan declines. Now we know why people don't offer. For the first time in After Lodge history: Jason praises Harlan! What's bothering Rev. Bro. Chaplain? Jason apparently has no problem with slavery The Chaplain tells more of the worst week ever. What would Jesus do with this? How is th...

Father's Day - for everyone but Dads Bring everyone you work with to join the Lodge . . . like R.W. Josh Harlan has been box free for four days (for now) More Fair stuff Jason left in charge of the "piglets", decides to steal a police cruiser Anecdotal is actually a word. The O.E.S. is shrinking, time for an update? Carpet is the wrong color! SPOILER ALERT: Santa isn't real. Harlan learns this. Sh...

Introducing for the first time: Bro.^2 and Bro. Nipples We charter the Most Worshipful Harlan Grand Lodge of Free & Accepted Carnies Our Lodge endangers the general public at a sizeable city fair . . . for charity, of course Right Worshipful Grant Landscaper Josh joins the carnival The Chaplain steals corn dogs to troll Jason Jason fights with high school kids on skateboards while Harlan s...

Worshipless Producer Bruce says, "somebody's been sitting in my chair" Another phone goes off during the show . . . and it's not Jason's phone this time The BIG Fair is coming up this week; is the sky falling? Why do we have a camper in our parking lot?! Rev. Chaplain had fun at a wedding . . . and sings for us A surprise visit that we messed up Nicknames and wrestling Harlan didn't have a box! Th...

Harlan went to the moon? Tony plugs his headphones into a McDonald's cup Hearing tests and birthday parties Why doesn't anyone ever miss the Chaplain? Jason wasn't drunk! He . . . had a reaction to some cold medicine . . . The Chaplain survives a political assassination attempt Why are we here? The reason podcasts will die . . . porn! What do you think about the Shrine? (Yet) Another state declare...

Recording on a Friday night We nerd out over Google's iTunes for Amazon Prime Harlan can't play any of his Elton John collection at work anymore The Lodge visitation that almost wasn't Harlan sells Grand Lodge pins, then can't deliver The "Box Test" for Secretary awesomeness Jason O'McIreland, Private Investigator Harlan makes up some crap about work and drug testing . . . to no end My boyfriend i...

Josh abandoned the show immediately after sound check Harlan is sick again Harlan wants to impersonate Jason on the Web Jason steals the food right off Harlan's plate . . . again "I don't feel any different after being Raised" Did you feel differently the instant you child was born? Good insurance for government workers Jason keeps hitting his mic . . . somehow it's Bruce's fault Masonic tradition...

It's a solo show with /u/AfterLodgeJason Oh wait, never mind, it's /u/afterlodgeharlan Harlan has a lot of responsibilities National canned food drive day . . . some things should not be donated The Masonic Illuminati Police Department . . . we don't get it Key responsibility taken seriously by Worshipful Grand Landscaper Josh People who get upset when they break a rule Reminiscing about the days...

We decide to do a second sound check on the air Messing with Jason's car (practical jokes . . . gone horribly wrong) A very wealth Lodge with no attendees What happens (or what should happen) to a Lodge's stuff when it dies? No quarter for Grand Lodge - Masonic Bill of Rights Amendment No. 3 What is our obligation to the widow of an Entered Apprentice? Freemasonry's contracts and obligations - who...

The Gang's back together (But no introductions - hope you remember who the original gang was) How Disney was for Harlan Harlan was a prop Disney’s brand control Harlan was in a bar fight. (The perfect storm) Jason gets the pink eye ( What color sickness will be next?) Wayne sends us a package, And a letter. Lets do show and tell. Harlan can’t open his package Jason gets a new title Masonic emblems...

Harlan's turn to be gone The Chaplain and Landscaper Josh fill in Chaplain discovered comfort wipes Thanks again Nick ( /u/millenialfreemason ) for filling in last show Motions are made while the Chaplain is gone Schizoaffective disorder Son is turned away by his dad Comment to a Past Grand Master No food to the hungry When would you be a mason and turning points of history Email us at afterlodge@...