The After Lodge Podcast

Intro Track: "Show Me Your Teeth" by Lady Gaga Formal introductions, for the first time ever Jason's out sick, so we replaced him with an upgraded version We play Jason's last will and testament A lesson in agency law from two Masonic lawyers The Knights Templar and the awesomeness of the Royal Arch We talk Scottish Rite for a while Favorite conspiracy theories that you have changed your mind abou...

Only Jason an Harlen shower up The greatest Passover story ever told Jason's endures the Seven Plagues of Egypt during Passover Amys April Fools joke How has Freemasonry evolved over time? A Brother's girlfriend finds his Masonic books How often should you Lodge meet? Worshipful Master-Landscaper Josh shows up (why isn't he in church?) Who should you talk to about membership matters English Freema...

Reminiscing about the golden days of the nerd Bruce's boss shows up at his house, drags him by the ear to work Life changing topics from /u/The_Past_Master The role of religion in 18th century Freemasonry Penny given to a petitioner To learn[.] to subdue my passions . . . Broyalty A quick lesson (Hah!) in symbolism and subconscious manipulation A gift for a child Why you shouldn't revisit the film...

March Madness got a little too crazy for us, so there's now show this week We've dug out and censored a favorite episode from the archives: Episode 27 - After Lodge Apathy These are the notes from way back then . . . Bro. Chad Bromley (aka Apathy) joins us for After Lodge! We discuss Apathy's controversial The Grand Leveler Jason and Producer Bruce discover a new way to play chess Stuck in the mid...

The Chaplain drinks a Red Bull for the first time. And immediately after, another one. Dirty-mouthed comedians (aside from the after lodge crew). Talk of King cakes and Fat Tuesday make Jason's diabeetus kick in again. Topics this week from 'The St. Paddy's Greenboard'. Turns out, The Chaplain likes Red Bull. Also, Bruce finally figures out the taurine/Red Bull thing, and Jason makes meth counterf...

/u/The_Past_Master shows up, and he really brought the Taser "Friend of the Show" Jack, along with The Chaplain, and Ass. Producer Marshall eagerly await Jason's tasing We're recording the After Lodge show after lodge, which is never a good idea. Our big M.M. Degree and jurisdictional differences (i.e. another one that's doing it wrong) /u/The_Past_Master makes us talk about dues . . . again. Jaso...

Intro: "Three Dimes Down" by the Drive-By Truckers Jason blunders the introduction and renegotiates a contract Worshipless Producer Bruce is an undercover Elitist Who the hell made Robert in charge of the rules?! Frozen roads spark a war between mail carriers and garbage men Two whole gallons of tartar sauce . . . what exactly are you doing there? We went bowling with the local Prince Hall Lodge T...

Intro: "Hillbilly Joker" by Hank III Snow, ice, frozen hell, but no R.W. Bob . . . we'll take it Entered Apprentice Tales 1 - Having second thoughts after being initiated as an Entered Apprentice Dog Tales 1 - Seeking chairty on /r/freemasonry Dog Tales 2 - Arrest made in case of dog burned alive in front of Masonic lodge Operative advice from speculative Masons Making good men . . . better? Or go...

Intro: The Passenger by Iggy Pop It's cold, let's move! Harlan hates the "Christian" holiday of "Valentimes" Freemasons signing on just to push their wares Harlan is a steam engine We have a whiteboard so we are credible (at least, more than Glenn Beck) Freemason strip club , and stripper Masons Episode 59 is posted! Suspenders for socks? Is it selfish to drop out of the officer line? The Senior D...

Jack's back! Also, the Chaplain Quibbles over the studio equipment The Chaplain's creepy mic-breathing Droning (AKA Jack and The Chaplain are nerds) After Lodge dues talk spills over onto /r/freemasonry /u/The_Past_Master and his lodge care a little too much about Jason's regularity The big hub-bub meeting and After Lodge gaffes Topics this week from The 'Templar's Treasure' Whiteboard [chaplain a...

Right Worshipful Grand Censor Bob is a Clown (because he is a Shriner . . . we think) Jason is called upon to fill two offices at once while visiting another lodge After Lodge Method of Lodge Success, Landmark No. 6: "If you feed them . . . they will come" The Chaplain crashes the show with a drone (actually, he mostly crashes the drone) Rev. Chaplain admits that he cheated during the Chili Cook O...

Chili Cook Off results (Worshipful) Landscaper Josh attempts to poison /u/jasonswifeamy Jason breaks fancy plumbing Jason learns to hitch-hike Why do restaurants put items on the menu that they don't serve? Is IHOP the worst thing ever? Pots, kettles, whining, moaning, and complaining Making masons at sight (again) Amend the motion: "Lets do X and never talk about it again" A fishy D.W.I. Ideas fo...

E-Juice! (but, please stop calling it that) Rev. Chaplain's Candy Crush addiction Goodbye to Big Matt, hello to Little Matt The Chaplain repents Another visit to the anti-after-lodge-lodge Bro. Chaplain acquires new DNA Bro. Senior Steward quits half-way through an Entered Apprentice Degree . . . "nope!" The annual Chili Cook Off Scavenging for food and drink after lodge Lodge security in an age o...

** Show notes courtesy of /u/jasonswifeamy ("who does a lot of stuff for the show"); Make sure to shower her with obnoxious amounts of gratitude. Our Chaplain may be the Anti-Christ Jason explains why you shouldn't trust Google Maps The Past Grand Master (not to be confused with /u/The_Past_Master ) messes with the boys Colonel Brian joins in /u/The_Past_Master sends Harlan a Masonic pronunciation...

Welcome to the Anniversary Edition of the After Lodge Podcast! Jason has a break down . . . right off the bat The full crew in the studio! Rev. Chaplain shows up to deal with R.W. Grand Censor Bob, but gets distracted by Candy Crush The Chaplain lodges a formal complaint with the Crew about the quality of the show Harlan cracks jokes about robbing a bank . . . while the guys are in a bank Even our...

Opening track: "Flying Over Water" by Jason Isbell Bro. Jack joins us after being gone for a while We have a critter in the ceiling tiles Harlan learns to play cricket . . . smugly The crew spends the holidays in county jail Jack quits the show What did the hosts get for Christmas? Harlan ordered an imaginary HDMI cable A word of advice for Internet Masons The Chaplain is still a master troll When...

Bruce is away being Santa - so Ass. Producer Marshall fills in The After Lodge Lodge Installation of Officers Harlan wears the famous cufflinks Disrespectful flatulation during closing ritual Amy sends a Christmas gift for the After Lodge Crew A widow prepares Harlan's special dinner Cutters in the Craft Is this a Lodge or the Military? Our Gnome says "nope!" Are there any famous "bad" Masons? Har...

Show notes this week courtesy of Brother Son Matt is Back! Grand Censor Bob tries water boarding Jason wants to start surveillance around the lodge, but will he catch a predator? Can Harlan teach me how to Dougie? Harlan, not just a Jew, but a terrible son too Lizard aliens at the center of the Earth Bruce is The Prophet Jason gets raped by /u/rfuller on Facebook Is Hanukkah important? Where shoul...

Opening track: Beat the Devil's Tattoo by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Harlan and Compases and his wrongness (ALH: I would note here that /u/afterlodgejason can't even spell the word he insists is correct, left as-is to prove a point) Our new friend Matt joins us from Michigan Harlan demits from Freemasonry citing clandestine-ness Election night at our lodge Jason's dues card Harlan and Catholic we...

Show notes pending because /u/afterlodgejason is a slacker. Special Guest: R.W. Grand Censor Bob.

Show notes guest written by /u/JasonsWifeAmy . * Denotes thoughts of Amy Harlyn's plans to take over the world The boys have been traveling in the boonies again The printer is haunted Jason issues a formal complaint to his local representative We're still debating Compass, Compasses, Compassi This show is Cereal Grand Representatives to foreign places are considered stupid by brethren Boonies lodg...

Worthy Producer /u/JasonsWifeAmy joins the show this week who was also tasked with writing these show notes again Harlan gets fitted Brothers be traveling Jason has been sick Amy is a better Producer than Bruce Poor breakfast management Harlen smokes a pipe Amy decorated the "Gobble-Gobble" White Board Computer trouble at lodge Charity at the breakfast Harlin got scammed Pastafarians We ramble for...

Jason failed at show notes . . . so, they're ghost written this week; please harass him at your leisure. Mountain journies to places with no address Bruce's life is really awesome Harlan finally flies off the handle, Jason style about something Compass or Compasses? Perhaps: Compassi? Thermostat wars Are non-veterans still regarded as people in Freemasonry? The After Lodge Road Show, coming soon t...

Topics this week from: "The Trix is Frozen" Whiteboard. R.I.P. Trix. Halloween got COLD Harlan jeopardizes a lodge's charter because there was no food Jason takes the Soul in for service, leaves with a new car Jason's Doctor Sister calls in to confess that "Jason was right" Bruce is a Juggalo . . . again How do you answer: what is Freemasonry? Don't feel bad, we also have no idea Jason is assigned...

The Haunted Lodge Jason . . . travels to another lodge? The Right Worshipful Bob vs. Revered Chaplain conflict Modern Day Superman Amy's Halloween costume and the Rico doctrines Confessions of a bad Mason The Square virtues of Round Masons Harlan taunts Jason with donuts Intemperance and Excess - the lost Masonic virtue What happens when a cowan really tries to enter the lodge? Firearms in the lod...