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Try and divorce your husband? He’ll kill your boyfriend. He fails? He’ll try to kill YOU! At what point is it time to kill him back? Maybe this relationship is a bit toxic. I get why you were divorcing. It’s #Riverdale episode 517, Dance of Death! FP and Alice sticker: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/pop-culture-stickers-riverdale-fp-alice-falice AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/pro...

You need to perform 3 miracles to qualify for sainthood so you decide to fabricate them and hope everyone believes it. But… maybe they were real? Cheryl, you SAW Kevin fake them. It’s #Riverdale episode 516, Band of Brothers! FP and Alice sticker: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/pop-culture-stickers-riverdale-fp-alice-falice AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-sti...

Throughout high school, you felt unimportant and invisible. So what else is there to do but become a famous pop star and finally be able to stand up to those you once called “friends”? It’s #Riverdale episode 515, The Return of the Pussycats! FP and Alice sticker: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/pop-culture-stickers-riverdale-fp-alice-falice AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products...

You try and go to your AA meetings often. It’s finally helping. But there’s a new guy now and he won’t stop talking about a Rat King? Maybe we need to find another group. It’s #Riverdale episode 514, The Night Gallery! FP and Alice sticker: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/pop-culture-stickers-riverdale-fp-alice-falice AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers I...

So you pick up this chick at a truck stop but when you try and murder her, she tries to murder you back!? What the heck bro that’s not how it works! It’s #Riverdale episode 513, Reservoir Dogs! We stop talking about dogs and start talking about Riverdale here: 00:11:50 FP and Alice sticker: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/pop-culture-stickers-riverdale-fp-alice-falice AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https...

It’s the long awaited Hiram Lodge flashback episode starring Mark’s son, Michael Consuelos! We really really enjoyed it but also had a few criticisms! Can’t wait to hear what you think! It’s #Riverdale episode 512, Citizen Lodge! FP and Alice sticker: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/pop-culture-stickers-riverdale-fp-alice-falice AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados...

Your ex-boyfriend is missing. You decide to help find him but things go too far when you’re drugged and singing weird songs in the sex bunker. It’s #Riverdale episode 511, Strange Bedfellows FP and Alice sticker: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/pop-culture-stickers-riverdale-fp-alice-falice AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here,...

WE’RE BAAACK! Listen to our thoughts, theories and reactions to the latest #Riverdale trailer before the show comes back next week! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram (but...

Hi this is episode 1 of our Patreon-only podcast, OKAY LOVE YOU HI! The first 5 episodes will be released on our various feeds so subscribe to all of them to stay up to date! If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados o...

You know when your real brother and your fake brother break out of jail, crash a birthday party and demand for your mother to marry them? Just another day for Betty Cooper. It’s #Riverdale episode 510, The Pincushion Man AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the...

You’ve done so much for Hiram Lodge. You’ve committed crimes for him. You’ve set fires for him. But you draw the line at injuring teenagers. Let’s go watch a football game. It’s #Riverdale episode 509, Destroyer AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet:...

Your ex is having a baby. Common sense dictates that you should… throw a key party, rig the results and invite her to live and raise the baby with you! Maybe not the best plan. It’s #Riverdale episode 508, Lock & Key AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the inte...

Hey, you ever run into a burning building? Make currency with your face on it? What about getting abducted by aliens!? It’s #Riverdale episode 507, Fire in the Sky feat @caseywatchestv & @1701Trekkie AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictio...

Need a place to hook up? Feel like an empty house is “too risky” for some reason? How about jeopardizing your job and doing it in the car you’re using to teach your students! What could go wrong? It’s #Riverdale episode 506, Back to School! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafiction...

You’re broke. Severely in debt. No one will give you a job. You live in a bunker. You can’t think of anything you’re less qualified for than teaching the next generation. It’s #Riverdale episode 505, The Homecoming! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the inter...

It’s been 7 years and your town is a mess! Here comes the ginger wonder to gather the troops and save the town! All in time for Pop’s Retirement Party! It’s #Riverdale episode 504, Purgatorio! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados:...

Your town has been a nightmare for your entire high school life. You’re finally leaving all the drama behind. I guess that includes your friends and relationships. It’s #Riverdale episode 503, Graduation featuring @nocontextrvd !!! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find...

Someone’s after you. You fear for your life. You reach out to your enemies to try and save yourself but they’re too late. Your murder is horrifying. And your friends are next. It’s #Riverdale episode 502, The Preppy Murders! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on...

All done with soccer practice! Oh, hey Lauren! What’s that? Your brother wants to take us to a party? Is it super scary and dangerous? Great, I’m in! It’s #Riverdale episode 501, Climax! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theaf...

SHE’S HERE! Check out our first reactions to this ooky spooky sneak peak of the terrifying explanation to season 4! It’s the #Riverdale season 5 trailer!!! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook...

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You can go to college but you have to write a story first. How about some RPF about you and your friends killing a person of authority? That won’t come back to bite you. It’s #Riverdale episode 419: Killing Mr. Honey Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Do our survey! surveyhe...

When you invite your little brother to help you out with solving a mystery and he insists on going it alone, you’re obligated to go over his amateur back and solve it yourself. It’s #Riverdale episode 418: Lynchian Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Do our survey! surveyhero...

In this house, we stan Barchie AND Bughead! We’re not sure we stan the use of Hedwig and the Angry Inch this episode, though. It’s #Riverdale episode 417: Wicked Little Town Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Do our survey! surveyhero.com/c/2e28ca51 Find us on the internet:...