the afictionados - riverdale

You made a deal with the devil in 1580. You never thought you’d see that asshole again. And you wouldn’t have - if it wasn’t for those meddling kids. It’s #Riverdale episode 621, The Stand! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @t...

You’re just hanging out in your bunker, typing your silly little stories when a you from an alternate dimension comes in through a portal. Just another day in Rivervale! It’s #Riverdale episode 620, Return to #Rivervale BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the...

Alas, your boyfriend died. You trust a witch to go into heaven to bring him back and she comes back with a whole different person inside YOUR boyfriend’s body! WTF??? It’s #Riverdale episode 619, The Witches of Riverdale! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on th...

You ever ask your friend to plan your wedding just to have her do a weird and uncomfortable rendition of Single Ladies? It’s #Riverdale episode 618, Biblical, featuring long-time listener, first time caller, Blanche! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the int...

You’re asked to perform at a serial killer convention. No problem. But when you start getting murdered on stage, halfway through your song… your friend tries to save you!? WTF Betty you ruined the act! It’s #Riverdale ‘s annual musical episode, 617: American Psychos! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating...

You get a call from your mom that your serial killer half-brother is out of prison and in your room! You run in with a gun but… it’s not what you expected. It’s #Riverdale episode 616, Blue Collar! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afiction...

So you finally meet up with your middle school crush again. You guys are getting along really well until she admits that she’s a witch?????? It’s okay. You’re one too. Honestly, goals. It’s #Riverdale episode 615, Things That Go Bump in the Night! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/the...

Kill them with kindness? No. Kill them with the poison your body is creating through your spit, sweat, tears and blood! It’s #Riverdale episode 614, Venomous! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Face...

Creepy laughing children, disintegrating hands, visions of dead fathers and teachers, losing the ability to read, fatal kisses. Damn, all this for a library book? It’s #Riverdale episode 613, Ex-Libris! BUY SOME AF STICKERS: https://visitbiniland.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afi...

Your casino is empty. Your ex is around. The town is on lockdown. Seems like an opportunity for strip poker and deeply unsettling discussions about your relationship. It’s #Riverdale episode 612, In the Fog! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The...

There has been injustice since before you can remember. Why does it seem like every decade has the same villain promoting the same vile, racist agenda? There’s something else afoot. It’s #Riverdale episode 611, Angels in America! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find u...

You’ve got a fever. You’re burning up. No, literally, you’re burning up! And you’re burning everything else, too! It’s #Riverdale episode 610, Folk Heroes! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on Twitter, Facebook...

You’ve done nothing but good things for this town. And how do they repay you? They vote you off the council, put you in jail and steal your son. You deserve so much better. It’s #Riverdale episode 609, The Serpent Queen’s Gambit! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find u...

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You’ve been living in Sketch Alley for quite a while now. Some kind people show up to help you. You’re so grateful but then, before you know it, you find yourself in jail for a crime you don’t remember committing. It’s #Riverdale episode 608, The Town! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com...

You had your father murdered. You regret it but it’s just too late. The funeral has been held. He’s dead and gone. Right??? It’s #Riverdale episode 607, Death at a Funeral! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afictionados: @theafictionados on...

So you were in a terrifying explosion, right? And you think: oh gosh that was bad! But then you realize that you now have super strength and invincibility? So maybe it was worth it? It’s #Riverdale episode 606, Unbelievable! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on...

100 episodes of #Riverdale, 100 episodes of THIS PODCAST! Join us while we try to decipher what the heck they’re trying to tell us and celebrate all of the fun call backs! It’s episode 605, The Jughead Paradox! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet:...

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It’s 1892 and Bailey’s Comet flashes across the sky. All Abigail Blossom wanted was to be gay and do crimes. And that wish was granted for eternity. It’s episode 604 of #Riverdale, The Witching Hour(s)! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet: The Afic...

Your boyfriend sold his soul. What a moron. Now you have to clean up his mess once again. But when you do, you learn that it’s not HIS soul he signed away. It’s YOURS! It’s episode 603 of #Riverdale, Mr. Cypher! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Find us on the internet:...

Your boyfriend won’t do what you ask. He pours himself into things that don’t matter. He has no respect for you. He doesn’t tell you the truth. You still love him. But killing him couldn’t make it worse, right? It’s episode 602 of #Riverdale, Ghost Stories! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreo...

Imagine you’re just trying to live your life, working on the infrastructure of the town. But then everyone in the town agrees to let you be murdered to solve their petty problems. Seems unfair. It’s episode 601 of #Riverdale, Welcome to Rivervale! AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/thea...

You’re a terrible father and honestly? Kinda a terrible person. But it’s finally the last straw when you destroy a beloved establishment! You’re exiled. By your own daughter. It’s the #Riverdale season 5 finale! Episode 519, Riverdale: RIP (?) Fire alarm goes off: 00:19:30 – 00:21:15 FP and Alice sticker: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/pop-culture-stickers-riverdale-fp-alice-falice AFICTIONADOS...

So you’re a figment of your mother’s mental breakdown, right? But your sister won’t stop saying you’re actually dead? That’s so rude. It’s #Riverdale episode 518, Next to Normal! FP and Alice sticker: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/pop-culture-stickers-riverdale-fp-alice-falice AFICTIONADOS STICKERS: https://shopbeeluxe.com/products/afictionados-stickers If you like what we do here, please consi...