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It’s the episode we’ve all been waiting for! It’s time for ANSWERS! And more importantly, more kisses between FP & Alice. We’re easy to please. It’s #Riverdale episode 416: The Locked Room Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Do our survey! surveyhero.com/c/2e28ca51 Find us on...

Everyone saying your dead boyfriend is actually alive? Try making out with someone you shouldn’t! Everyone saying you’re actually alive when you’re supposed to be dead? Try hiding in an underground bunker! It’s #Riverdale episode 415: To Die For and tbh… it was to die for. Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donatin...

It’s #Riverdale episode 414: How to Get Away with Murder! Unfortunately, we did not learn how to get away with murder. In fact, the only thing we learned is that Mary Andrews has a girlfriend and frankly, that’s all that matters. Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Do our sur...

So you spend months writing a novel just to find that it’s no longer good enough. You have to write another book in 5 days and you’re also accused of plagiarism and expelled from school. Rough week. It’s #Riverdale episode 413: The Ides of March! Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theaficti...

Have you ever been caught in the crossfire? Has it ever been because your deadbeat uncle has a bounty on his head and some mercenary is trying to kill everyone he cares about? Cool. It’s #Riverdale episode 412: Men of Honor! Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Do our survey!...

Sometimes, you have to win a trivia game to prove to your dream school and yourself that you’re good enough. Sometimes your Mom tries to help and completely tanks your chances. It’s #Riverdale episode 411: Quiz Show! Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Do our survey! surveyhe...

When you’re a star football player & your opponent smashes your knee, the smart thing to do is to take drugs from your BFF’s sketchy uncle, right? It’s #Riverdale episode 410, Varsity Blues feat. @samcaseys & @caseywahl Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Do our survey! surve...

That awkward moment when you get a phone call, black out, and then get told that you tried to claw someone’s eyes out? Spooky. TANGERINE TANGERINE TANGERINE! It’s episode 409 of #Riverdale , the mid-season finale! Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Do our survey! surveyhero....

Are you an underpaid and overqualified school guidance counselor? Do you find yourself talking to teens that are living soap operas? Do they need more help than you can ever give them? You might be able to relate to Mrs. Burble. It’s episode 408 of #Riverdale, In Treatment! Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donati...

YAY! Your girlfriend wants to go out to eat! NO! She’s inviting over your actual worst enemy. This can only go horribly. At least the iconic and gorgeous Alice Cooper is at your side! FINALLY! It’s episode 407 of #Riverdale, The Ice Storm! Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados...

When you want to learn more about your mysterious half-brother, go get some more information from the creep that POSED AS your mysterious half-brother two seasons ago! It’s episode 406 of #Riverdale, Hereditary! Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Do our survey! surveyhero.co...

Sometimes both of your parents are in prison and you need to choose which one to help and sometimes it backfires spectacularly. Perjury’s a bitch. It’s episode 405 of #Riverdale, Witness for the Prosecution! Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Do our survey! surveyhero.com/c/...

When your dead father is a meme in your town, you never know what kind of prank calls you’ll get. Time to take it way too seriously and utilize your FBI half-brother’s assets to track the call and yell at the prankster! It’s episode 404 of #Riverdale, Halloween! Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patre...

That awkward moment when you’re trying to gift your boyfriend $40,000 but HE JUST WON’T TAKE IT! Then, instead of accept it, he asks you to commit a money laundering scheme. JUST TAKE MY MONEY, ARCHIE! It’s episode 403 of #Riverdale, Dog Day Afternoon! Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/the...

Have you ever thrown a party at your house only to have to shield your brother’s dead body from curious onlookers who really need to pee? Just Cheryl Things TM. It’s episode 402 of #Riverdale, Fast Times at Riverdale High! Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados Do our survey! su...

In a lovely tribute to the late and great Luke Perry, #Riverdale gives us episode 401, titled In Memoriam. Fred Andrews is remembered as a kind, loving, passionate, and legendary individual. We will miss his presence on the show every episode. Join us on TVCO every Tuesday night at 7pm PST! Tvco.app @theafictionados If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictiona...

With less than a week until #Riverdale season 4, we dive into the trailers we’ve gotten so far and discuss our final theories before we begin another dive into another crazy season of Riverdale! Snake Parents Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/21qeoxwrtedhxeynt64mxh3da/playlist/12efsGfwcsVHuV04lTK1Tc If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados...

When your friend’s mom is getting revenge on YOUR mom by putting you through ridiculous tasks that are designed to kill you and also YOUR BROTHER IS ALIVE???? It’s THE FINALE! Episode 322 of #Riverdale : Survive The Night Snake Parents Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/21qeoxwrtedhxeynt64mxh3da/playlist/12efsGfwcsVHuV04lTK1Tc If you like what we do here, please consider donating at:...

When your dark side is personified and you’re staring it right in the face and you… wait a second… that’s not you! That’s your horrible, manipulative, garbage sister! What a relief! It’s episode 321 of #Riverdale : The Dark Secret of Harvest House Snake Parents Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/21qeoxwrtedhxeynt64mxh3da/playlist/12efsGfwcsVHuV04lTK1Tc If you like what we do here, ple...

You know that moment when you stuff the ballot box and win Prom Queen but you miss your coronation due to the fact that your father, back from the grave, is trying to kill you? Sure. It’s episode 320 of #Riverdale : Prom Night Snake Parents Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/21qeoxwrtedhxeynt64mxh3da/playlist/12efsGfwcsVHuV04lTK1Tc If you like what we do here, please consider donating...

When your sister is being held hostage and the only way to save her is to play a tabletop role playing game that forces you to rob your favorite restaurant? Typical. It’s episode 319 of #Riverdale : Fear the Reaper Snake Parents Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/21qeoxwrtedhxeynt64mxh3da/playlist/12efsGfwcsVHuV04lTK1Tc If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon...

Don’t you hate it when you have to chloroform and kidnap your own mother to try and get her to care about you again? Isn’t it just the worst when it fully doesn’t work and you have to try something else? It’s episode 318 of #Riverdale : Jawbreaker Snake Parents Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/21qeoxwrtedhxeynt64mxh3da/playlist/12efsGfwcsVHuV04lTK1Tc If you like what we do here, ple...

Been watching season 2? Keep season 1 in the back of your mind with episodes 107-110 of #CAOS A feast, a burial, a zombie and a bunch of weird ghosts! #chillingadventuresofsabrina THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ALL OF SEASON 1 OF "THE CHILLING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA" JUST FYI ENTER OUR CONTEST TO WIN 2 TICKETS TO SWEETRIVER CON: https://surveyhero.com/c/4ac7ac98 *CLOSED* If you like what we do...

When the cult that stole your savings and your family has an open house, what are you to do but send in a mole to infiltrate and fully get recruited and everything’s backfiring oh no. It’s episode 317 of #Riverdale : The Raid ENTER OUR CONTEST TO WIN 2 TICKETS TO SWEETRIVER CON: https://surveyhero.com/c/4ac7ac98 *CLOSED* Snake Parents Spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/21qeoxwrtedhxey...

Fill that 3 week hiatus blues with episodes 103-106 of #CAOS A trial, an exorcism, a whole bunch of dreams and FINALLY HOGWARTS! #chillingadventuresofsabrina THIS PODCAST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR ALL OF SEASON 1 OF "THE CHILLING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA" JUST FYI If you like what we do here, please consider donating at: Patreon.com/theafictionados *CLOSED* Do our survey! surveyhero.com/c/2e28ca51 Find u...