The ADGRODcast

We were waaaaaay too hung over after Brucefest to do a new episode. So sorry. Good news, however (aside from you not having to hear a new episode), Brucefest was a total banger, and you should all come next year. We had a blast! In lieu of new content, please do enjoy a remaster and rebroadcast of one of our favorite episodes and favorite stories: The Epoch of Yosef Freely, A Man Made Of Yogurt. 

This week we begin with Battle Music, share sage wisdom with our adages, discuss "Broad" Appetit, and write a quick shitty tune about Brainwashing. Then, two 20 second songs, and finally, a mini-epic about a disease--"the yucks"--spread at social events through personal interaction. This song is about the survivors, men who stay at home by themselves, and one of those men, who clones himself and d...

Get those earholes ready! This week, we bring you stories about Beanie Babies. A TON of stories about Beanie Babies. Honestly, there's a disconcerting amount of time spent on Beanie Babies.  Also, Holy Smokes (read: Cigarettes that save), more of Rodney and Graham bitching and whining about the heat, an EPIC tune about Rodney knowing stuff, and finally Graham is annoying. AF. Enjoy! Or, you know,...

THIS WEEK!? Our tone deaf singer gets his moment, a story about Hannibal's Pizza Place in Anchorage (yes THAT Hannibal), and our federal money saving idea: the Witness Brotection Program. Then, a story about a baby who only functions mostly drunk, a serious technical snafu, and finally the Pickle Family, and The Drummer Returns.  Be ready for all the WTF's. 

This week we open hilariously out of tune and out of sync, and then a song about Rodney: the Legend, and a mispronunciation leads to a song about a fragile eagle and The Carrion Bird. Then, a practical solution equivalent to a space suit called the Earthsuit, your new favorite fantasy character John Wiccan, and an interlude beer opening, wherein we open beer. Finally, the story of a father who enj...

Lucky Episode 13!!! This week is basically driven by Graham and Rodney complaining about the first bit of warm weather we're having in Richmond.  So, Rodney initially really ruins the episode and there is commentary about the heat. Then, a sweat song, a lousy joke, more complaining about the heat, man tits, a mild coronary, a truly unnerving surf tune about drowning, and finally we get stoked abou...

This week, Graham and our listeners ask questions, and we collectively attempt to answer them. The questions: Stars...why? Is Graham Real? Why do we make Rodney stand on a medicine ball while we record? Is Adam alive, or is he just excited? After the zombie apocalypse would bears inherit the earth? What's Sarah Palin up to these days? How does one construct a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? What...

This week we have an incredibly special presentation for you, the tale of Gooch Ferguson, who, back in 1935, circumnavigated the earth...by foot. Gooch was an American hero lost to the annals of history, and we have made it our mission to tell his story.  Prepare yourself for a tale of Illiadic proportions! 

This week, WE'RE BACK! First, Graham and Rodney's new "thing", and hey, it doesn't involve touching or poop jokes! Next, our Game of Thrones recap. Yes, ALL of GoT. Then, we're all ungrateful, and we do a song about Emperor Graham and how he is constantly dying (which is why we can't seem to record new episodes consistently). Then, Naturday--the 8th day, and finally, the 20 Raccoon Man and his dre...

This week, an episode with lots of...segues. No, not the kind you ride on. First, we talk about that video of that poor monkfish that made the internet rounds a while back, which leads to more seafood, and we thus revel in the glory of shrimp. Second, we talk about inconsiderate people, which then leads to why we've got "that" hate. Then, Brexit. Adam insults England, Rodney then speculates on a m...

THIS WEEK!!! We lean on the bullet train to banter city, so get ready to hear some talking. Aren't you lucky! Also: songs about a guy drilling a hole in the wall so he can fart in his terrible neighbor's apartment (seriously!), our attempt at a Tom Waits tune...except that he's a washed up bored super star who is the president of his HOA, and finally a tune where we relate to "the kids". If we wer...

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.  Graham, Rodney, and special guest guitarist/possible demonic medium "Sammy Gravy" (or whoever the hell he was) sat down for a regular episode, and this is what came out.  All that was left from the dust was a cryptic setlist, we assume it was written by Sammy: 1AssGOD2milkyelixirofpower3grindr4carolswrath(icommandthee)5speedonbrotherhellainthalffull        

This week, Joe is here as our guest! Graham observes his skin hanging out of his clothes, and there are donuts, and Graham also potentially going into a type 2 diabetic fit. Then, the harrowing tale of Harry Tallis: Driving instructor and Private Investigator. Also, We drop a hello to our viewers and followers on Twitch, and then write a tune about how you should clean up after your dog. Finally,...

THIS WEEK!! We have a special guest all the way from Germany via Frednecksburg, your new best Aryan bud Gustav! With his inspiration, we write tunes based on Germano-Swiss-Austrian folk tales featuring Batman, puppets, being fed up with being loved, a polite introvert, Herr Sheisa and his Shit Bridge, and finally we end on a song suggestion by a listener about a Skyscraper To the Moon (of course,...

This week is a thrasher! We argue about pronunciations of words and then dovetail into the tale of the nicest Patient Zero you've ever met, who was also the unfortunate victim of an anti-vax childhood. Then, Tom Brady, Rodney attempts to stay positive, we talk about the Police, do an 8 bit...bit, and give you some band news. Finally, we imagine what life was really like for early-90's style icon a...

This week our schedules were incompatible for a new "live" show, so we're featuring a song off of our feature EP, "What do you want to call it?", from our spanking new Bandcamp page, located at adgrod.bandcamp.com. Also, an outtake reel from an episode back in October that we obviously had trouble with. 

This week, Graham brings up how dislikable he is, and explains why. We also talk New Years Resolutions, and then snoring and then Graham crosses the line hard  and proves his theory, and Rodney writes a song about it. We also chat about aging (balding, mostly), and end the episode with Rodney's cognitive bias (Baader-Meinhof) and subsequent ego problem, and then the heroic tale of Lenny from Home...

THIS WEEK! We're here in the new year...with a new season! Graham is replaced by his British counterpart, albeit temporarily, we write a song about shooting guns on New Years, and then two songs about poltergeists, one friendly, the other literally a bank robber. Then, we remind our fellow male listeners about the importance of undercarriage cleanliness, and finish with a little ditty featuring th...

This holiday season we're keeping the Christ *out* of Christmas, and we're here to crush your holiday soul into ornament dust with our merry assortment of holiday tunes. Prepare to be buzzkilled into the new year!!!!!!

THIS WEEK: We chat about the latest data breach at Marriot and the implications therein, and then mosey on into a song about Trump's girl Stormy Daniels coming back to the RVA for an encore. Then, a terrific story about a gentlemen throwing his whole illustrious career in law away to become a professional gamer, and finally, Graham's sky-high standards are questioned and teased upon, and we finish...

This week, things are contentious in the studio. We open with a song instead of our opener. A song about a sinnin' baby. Then, banter, and a nod to our future sponsors, Stone Brewery and their delicious IPA. All that leads to a song about life from the perspective of John McClane's tank top (NOT wife beater), and then a salty tune called "That's What She Said, But She Don't Say That Any More".   A...

On this, our Silver episode, we're bringing you...more of what you've come to love and expect from us. We start by telling you we support your decisions (all of them), we do a song about Bread Metal, and then we bring Triple Z to the studio all the way from New Zealand. Then, Rodney brings you a new segment called "Little Known Facts", Rodney blows away your assumptions, and we finish with "A Two...

THIS WEEK!!!  There's a new reality, our mother encourages you to not answer those robo-calls, there's a drunken and slightly deranged interior designer (just an interior designer, really), Graham makes promises, Graham makes a mistake during the next song, and a devolving mess about wishing for things when you were four (as if this whole podcast wasn't a devolving mess). 

This week is jam packed: A kit for 23 and me is sent in for the holidays and we find out that Rodney is actually progeny from an alien species, then Graham sends lots of articles to Rodney that he never reads, and unfortunately they spell out the end of the world. Also, it was voting day, and we put in our .02 on the importance of your civic duties, even if hell is raining down. Then, a sexy fall...

This week, it's the spookiest (spoopiest) episode of all! We open with The Ghoulderdash, move on to Clyde Dinkins: Zombie Prospector, and then spook on over to some sweet banter about monster and horror movies. Then, we continue with a song about Ghouliosis, which is the disease that makes movie monsters so slow, and then finish with two tunes with themes suggested by listeners: Spooky Dookie, and...