The ADGRODcast

THIS WEEK! We kicked Rodney out of the band between last week's episode and this one, soooo we have to find a new singer. It doesn't go great. Then, a song about the deadly opponents to our beloved Dolphin Patrol, who are known as the Shark Squad.  And finally, part three of three of our epic tale about Grant, who has been stuck in the quantum computer his whole life, and has now died. Or has he?

This week, Graham dabbles in ASMR, we do a song about rabies, we wonder about when people cut their palms in movies (for blood)(ouch), and finally bring you... ...Episode two in our newest epic about quantum computing and our hero, dearest Grant:  Do Androids Dream of God (take your son to work day) PART 2.     

This week, we ask what we have become with all our new rules and "things" we do, Graham gives you unsolicited updates on his bowels, we do a song about a man with no patience that turns into a pirate shanty...   ...and finally, we gift you episode 1 of our newest three part epic:    Do Androids Dream of God (take your son to work day).    

This week we talk about ole' Brett, a phenomenon involving farts erasing memories (thanks Scott!!), Scat...or not, and Rodney not wanting to do what we suggest. Also, a live show plug (December 7th, 2018 at Crossroads Coffee Shop in Richmond--be there!), and the tale of a man and his 30 year award winning beard. 

This week, AdGRod embarks on the life and times of Yosef Freely, a man born of a yogurt container who lives a good life, and proves that it takes more than human DNA to be a real man. 

The Trashtronaut flies to Port Hollow 0156 with his young...and also old...passenger once again. This time in high fidelity. 

'This week is chock full!   We start out with a long intro where we hash some stuff out and decide to NOT do another song about dyslexia (because the last one ended in animals being...well, you know). Then, a song about an average heterosexual guy who is insanely attracted to men named Fred, but only men named Fred. Also, Rodney explains his condition "cheeseburger brain", Graham talks about brain...

This week we wonder what it would sound like if Rammstein wrote a song about the immortal Mazda Miata, there's awesome band news, a tune about underwear, Rodney gets deleted from our friendship, and then we switch instruments. Oh GOD.  

This week we discuss Reddit, and then Captain America from the perspective of someone who has never heard of Marvel's Captain America. After that, Rodney becomes the human spoiler alert, and then leaves the room, and we decide we don't need him. Finally, Graham and Rodney explain the calendar and a very special date (September the 13th, 2018) to Adam. 

LUCKY NUMBER 13:   Trump's in trouble, Graham and his options (or lack thereof), the sweet and salty bacon train (also about cannibalism), I Love Fucking Animals  I Fucking Love Animals, Wanting different things, and a short observation about Twitter.     

Adgrod...doesn't know what it's doing, as usual. Also we steal your DNA through fingernails and scabs, talk about Justin Peterson AGAIN (this time about his love of day-old water) and, finally...   ...CAPTAIN PLANET'S REVENGE    

Sit back, imbibe, sink into your couch and go to space. Again.    This AI is gonna figure it out. 

This week, Justin Peterson comes to visit! Turns out that he is a polygamist. Interesting! Then, The Boys check in on Sally to see how she is doing, tell the story of Peckard Cain (Guest starring Deckard Cain himself!), and then we get on our inner-tubes for a trip down the Lazy River Wild. 

What a chock-full show this week! The Boys open with why Siri won't talk to Rodney any more, and then speculate about a universe ruled by Darth Nader (Ralph Vader). Then, the story of Ricky, the internet's bakery-invading Opossum sensation, as told from his perspective. Also, a plea to Stone Brewery for sponsorship, and finally the tale of the dueling retail giants Beast Buy and Best Bi. 

This week, The Boys explain how this week is *not* Graham's week for a podcast accident, and then we explain how mushrooms work, and also introduce you to a great guy named Jeff. Then, things get really hot and meaty, and we explain how white people really should have been murdered at Plymouth Rock. 

Graham and Rodney are out of town this week, so we've decided to gift you with our original session recording from 15 years ago. We'll be back with a live sexy show next week!   Check out our old jams on Soundcloud!   http://soundcloud.com/adgrodrva

This week the boys write a trap tune for the kids about being annoying, Graham does his new advice column, we chat about those Thai kids in the cave and our boy Elon Musk, Rodney spins a tale about being a sperm, and we end by contemplating if the mating process was more like combat than it is. Finally, we break some equipment. 

The Boys start with a chat about Herbert, the crab that lives on Tom Selleck's, ehh, you know. They also rant about how wrong GoT is about what a "dragon" is, take a tube ride down the Crack Rock River, chat about Rodney's sex tape, and then bring it all together with an upbeat tune about Jesus. 

The Boys write a bunch of short songs about a bunch of stuff. Rodney gets a challenge from Graham to write a song with no rhymes!!

AdGRod tell the epic tale of the Trashtronaut. 

We contemplate Guy Fieri, talk about the news, go back to school from the perspective of a substitute teacher, and then weave the semi-tragic tale of Fred Skinless. 

AdGRod goes on a journey to a space rift, then loads the family in the ole' Mercedes wagon for a trip to Ikea, and then explain to you that they don't care.