The ADGRODcast

This episode is stuffed like a dead Christmas reindeer, and that is relevant because this is releasing _after_ Christmas. Three things are important: The glorious return of D. Erik Jensen and his Musical Log, Adam's Birthday, and this being the last episode of 2019, and the last episode of our second season. Also included are the Spin Doctors, Jay Z, American Minutes, and a Birthday b eat off  dru...

In the Penultimate Episode of our Second Season, we bring you Adgrod stripped of all un-necessary fat and grizzle. Adgrod that will SPEAK to your soul, third eye, and bowels. In all languages. Dummybitches, Fleas, Coconut Killings, and the disgusting beauty of the Blood Pipe are this week's features.  Do PLEASE enjoy. Also, give us a rating on iTunes if you enjoy our show. Also do the same if you...

Y'all want a T-shirt?! Well, too bad, because ONLY ONE OF YOU ARE GETTING ONE. And this week, we do our drawing live on the show to see who! No spoilers, ya gotta listen to find out.  We also do a couple originals, plus, we did live stream this episode and there are references to that in the episode that are probably absolutely scintillating to your ears and not your eyes.  You know what? Screw yo...

THIS WEEK!! We take a trip to the Mootrix, celebrate the Dead Onomonopoet's Society, fear The Hippodrone, Rodney gets to The Ends of his mind, and we deal in a Squid Pro Crow.  BOOM. SIMPLE. ENJOY YOUR CORNBREAD. 

This week!!!! We're back! After a few weeks of being in and out and out and about, we've come back to bless your ears and your souls with new, fresh songs about: Long Nips, Werner Herzog, a Freight Train Full Of Ghosts, Full Body Hairnets, and we also unintentionally write the worst song we've ever done. Seriously. Have a listen!

THIS WEEK (!!) is chock of things and stuff and stuff and things.  First, a sexydance...for a synthesized bubonic plague. Then: Rodney learns how to talk, we do a tune about rabies babies, Adam turns out to be a supervillain, we bring up a major but understandable correction about Seal's 1996 Grammy winning hit "Kiss From A Rose"...via New Zealand, and finally, Popeye.  Get your cornholes prepared...

THIS WEEK!! Sock it to me! That's a reference.  Also: Dad Jokes, A new species of fly is commandeered for use in the U.S. Government, and finally, a quickie about No Knee Nelly with Four Foot Femurs.  Tongue twisters, surveillance, and lousy jokes abound!  

THIS WEEK!!! It's just the three of us, and we're cracking backs and snapping necks once again. In this episode we chit-chat and tip-tap about: Bacteria friends, The Dad Band (is not very sensitive to modern ideals), The Emperor Is Dead, Quick Needle Peepee song, Food Lion King Oh deeeeeeeear!!

THIS WEEK! We get spooky spooky spooky!! Rodney invites us over for a special halloween party with guest storyteller Jerome Flagbottom and glockenspiel and percussion assassin specialist, D.Erik Jensen. Spines are shivered! Teeth are chattered! Goosebumps are given!  Enjoy! 

THIS WEEK!!!! Our guest is the illustrious, brilliant, Haiku-slam-winning queen of 17 syllables TRICIA! This episode will feature a number of her original haikus, and your usual hosts with the least tag along and write ditties based on them.  ENJOY, Y'ALL!

Pull up a warm, fresh glass of breastmilk, friends, for this week we introduce BANYARD, post-apocalyptic entrepreneur of cheese and milk. HOW does one produce delicious lactose-laden goods in a world with no cows?? Listen to find out!! Also, Barry Hallis, also known as Barry Halls, in-home chef and piano instructor.  Enj--BANYAAARD 

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are incredibly proud to present, all the way from the swamp, a special AdGRodcast featuring the one and only Sir Cuntry Fucclin.  In this episode he tells his tales, regales us with his razor sharp wit, destroys our mild sensibilities, and we simply attempt to keep up.  Please, do enjoy. PLEASE.      

THIS WEEK!! Hot on the heels of Disney and Sony screwing the pooch and dropping the ball regarding Spider man being in the MCU, we present our newest super hero episode!!  Featuring: Rodney the Empowered: a Rodney that doesn't need anyone! Spiteful Man: The Man who doesn't do...anything!  The Naked: The Impenetrable Naked man! And finally The United States of Bob: The man with bacteria!  ASSEMBLE!...

THIS WEEK!! Michael. Definitely Michael. Then, mispronounced celebrity names, ten things Rodney despises, and a tale about The All Seeing Eye and The One Question. Ominous! Then, Michaels are currency, Cocaine (of which, let's be clear, nobody in this band has ever done--seriously!), and finally, a very underwhelming stakeout.  Also, Happy Area 51 Raid Day! 

THIS WEEK!! There are songs about, well, us. And other stuff. First, an intro about Adam, a song where Rodney justifies his place in the band (AGAIN), and a quick interlude about, uh...jizz. NO, NOT THAT JIZZ, the one that George Lucas created. Then, back to us, and as usual, Graham is angry, and then we collaborate on a tune about how we will be friends until the end, but how the end cannot come...

THIS WEEK, WE'RE BACK!!! After two weeks of us missing you and you probably not missing us, we're coming back at you like a silverback in a leather tunic!  So, this week we're giving you a tribute to the beautiful new heads on Graham's drums, a tribute to Ubisoft's game "For Honor", and then Rodney gives you a tune about a secret agent hanging onto a ledge. Then, time travel: but nobody goes anywh...

THIS WEEK!!  We PROUDLY present a rebroadcast of the glorious odyssey of Harvard's own Gooch Ferguson, as played by Graham, and his intrepid reporter and best friend Muff Anderson, as played by Rodney, as Gooch attempts to circumnavigate the world...by foot.   

THIS WEEK!! Adam has been replaced by Robot Adam and it annoys the hell out of Graham and Rodney, and within this week's episode we also audition for Justin PetersonFest with Justin live in our studio to enourage and discourage us all at once.  Prepare to ride the digital gooch from here to Justin Petersonfest

For our Silver episode this season, we're featuring our version of a high school reunion, where we see some old friends, old enemies, The Jeffs, some old lovers, and some who are...all of the above? There's also a tender opener about Graham and Rodney's turgid yet endearing best-friendship.  PLEASE imbibe, and if you enjoy what we do, leave a review and a rating. The Chthulu that records us would...

THIS WEEK!!!  Rodney tells the story of a man who fakes his death a bunch of times for really not great reasons, Graham tells the story of his love of cheese (for goddamn good reason...it's so good), Lucifer runs for the highest seat in the land, and we document the neckbeards rushing Area 51 with their arms behind them, which actually leads to us connecting with REAL LIFE aliens. In a fake podcas...

THIS WEEK!!!  We proudly present a funeral service for a woman named Miranda.  As written and performed by the one and only Alaine Ford, and accompanied by...us. Alaine can usually be heard on her exceptionally interesting radio show, Death Club Radio, on Richmond's own WRIR Independent Radio, 97.3 FM.   

We're back! Just Us, the wholesome trio you love to loathe.  This week we're into Foley Art, the lamest Vegas vacation ever taken (well, Rodney ever took), Satan is on the shitter checking your Instagram, and then Graham loses his mind and we sort of just go with it.  If you're confused by the end, GOOD.  Enjorrr  

Ladies and Ghouls, this is a special week once again. Dave Watkins' resplendent dulcitar playing blesses your ear holes once again this week, and all the people said Amen.  Seriously, we are SO grateful for Dave coming in and making amazing sounds with us.   This is a good'n!    

Ladies and Gentlemen, we are not worthy, but it happened anyways: Dave Watkins came to Studio B and blessed us with his dulcitar sorcery. Because we're sacks of garbage, we made him do songs about ghouls (what is a ghoul??) and penises, but also got a great song suggestion from him about his fond childhood memory of, uh, sitting in silence. Sure, Dave. Sure.  We had so much fun that we kept on rec...

Ladies and Gentlehombres, this week's episode is just flat strange. Bird is the word, Graham's Delicious Ear Butter, One Million Break Ups, Rodney's new Self Respect, 2am Taco Bell Run (17 Gorditas).  Okay, so not any more strange than usual but it felt weird. Feel it with us. But not like touchy creepy feel.  Shut up.