The 40k Badcast

Hope you're staying cool, Horndogs, because this episode is about to heat up your ears to a, frankly, unsafe degree! Within the deep and sagacious topics covered in this episode are such gems as: dan getting a bunch fo stuff wrong, edge-ucation, hard-hurting journalism, and enthusiasm for big backfields. Does anyone read these? Either way, I'm still gonna write 'em! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadc...

No, not bankruptcy! But 11th edition Warhammer 40,000! Tune in for recaps of actual 11th edition games, Campbell's trip report: Japan edition, a surprise guest who many of you might remember from the early days of the podcast, and yet another entry in the Cogfort Chronicles. You can't miss it! Well, you probably can, but then you'd be a chump. Don't be a chump! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast h...

It's been...one week since our last episode, but we're back anyways! This XXL episode contains the Golden Shower Goliath, the Flavor of Skavor, and Campbell gets Krang'd by his cat, Noomi! But more importanty, we review the recent Warhammer Skulls event, and author, historian, and all-around cool dude Joe Kassabian returns to the program to talk about his new book, The Highlands Burn . It's actual...

Welcome back, friendos! The Badcast has returned with yet another installment of two guys talk about some bullshit! In this episode, Dan and Campbell take on: What 40k characters are running in their local elections? A fond look back at 10th edition. The surprising return of Mad Mek BubbyGutz! And so much more! So don't delay! Get on the bus and crank that volume so everyone can enjoy their new fa...

Hello lovely listeners! Join us in the Badcast Mind Cogfort and ponder these pertinent points: The Ol' Hookfoot Jovan Is Dan good at quizzes? (No) Did Campbell get his shit rocked at a GT? (Yes) This, and much, much more only in...THE BADCAST. Shit. Wait. THE 40K BADCAST. Hell yeah. Nailed it. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com  

Hello listeners! Pull up a chair and join us for such intriguing topics as: Freebase Lancers, sales are down in the 5th quarter, and what in the name of god is a chortle yortle! Also, Dan and Campbell take a wonderful trip down memory lane while keeping an eye on the bright future in a segment we're calling "In Guard We Trust".  Yarrick's back, and so are we! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast htt...

The fellas are back from the not-so-frozen North, with a XXXL-sized convention recap episode! They talk Ozyman-deez-nuts, choose increivers or reivursors, the Outpost of Arrogance, and shout out the Swisseners! If you understood any of that, congratulations on your brain worms. Also, the bois talk through the Adepticon preview, a bunch fo 40k, Trench Crusade, and Blood Bowl games. You can't miss i...

Honesty time! Dan had a bunch of hilarious notes for this episode, but the power went out and he hadn't saved his .txt! What a buffoon! Anyways, the fellas talk Adepticon plans, Dan fails a quiz, and they create the greatest and most serendipitous mutant of all time. Gripping stuff! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Hey, we don't like it either, but for some reason, the fellas had two different discussions about poop in this show. They really need to get some new material, as the old stuff is startin' to stink! Har Har Har!  https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Well, well, well. Look who's back in town. It's Campbell, after his sojourn to the golf resort town of Palm Springs, CA! And he's got a whole lot of games to talk about. Also, the bois break down the new year's preview stream, and Dan gets audibly sleepy. Topics include: crocodile gundee, hooping swawks, and the return of the crystal pistol. Can't-miss stuff! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast htt...

In what can only be described as truly unfortunate news, some shit went down with the NOVA Open late last year, and the bois are here to talk about it. We've got a corroborated and accurate timeline of events, and interview with the creator of the piece that kicked this whole thing off, and Campbell and Dan weigh in with analysis and future plans. It's not the most fun anyone's ever had podcasting...

The title really says it all, friends. Happy New Year. https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

A special holiday message from your friends at the 40k Badcast. Merry Christmas!

It is time, once again, to look deep into your (Kia) soul, and ask: Why did so many peoples' houses smell like ham in the 1990s? What was the deal with that? Anyways, the eejits are back with yet another bad cast, and this time they're talking the Nissan MacroVan; applesauce and medicine; Colonel Ephraim's Anal Flamethrower; and hard booch AKA fart tea. Also they return to the Primaris Pizza Parlo...

For once, the title of this episode isn't a reference to piss, but instead Campbell's moral fortitude, which is...lacking. But don't worry, there is at least one piss-based bit in the show. We gotta hit those quotas, after all. Other terrible bits include: the giga-cow, pustin' makes me feel good, and the dreaded "griculture" bit. No, none of it makes any sense to me, either. Good luck! https://ww...

Damn, player! I didn't know you liked to get wet ! And by wet I mean "enjoy a podcast from your friends at the 40k Badcast!" You know that's right! This episode has it all: Dave Mustaine, Mave Dustaine, Davis Mustavis, and the guy from Mergerderth! That not enough to hook you? Just wait, there's more: Sicarius math, golden showers, and the Paul Blart Cosplay Society! This podcast truly has it all,...

Oh yes, folks. Much like a bad penny, the jaw-jackin' jabronis have once again returned to fill your head with some truly dumbass shit. This time around, the fuckos talk "Lou Dante", Campbell's finger cymbals, and who wants a taste of the Blood Angels' jungle juice. Also, they ask the question, who do you want as your 40k primary care physician? Get it while it's hot, horndogs! https://www.patreon...

Hello, everyone! The jabronis are back with yet another choice cut of warhammer-themed grab-ass! This time Campbell paints the town gulten-free in Salt Lake City, Utah, and Dan spends truly stupid money on food in Nottingham, England! Also, Dan is 40 now. That sucks! Additionally, the lads touch on making a choice to win the game, the Emperor's Dan-pion, and Dan kills a mosquito LIVE ON AIR! Can't...

Watch out, friends, we've got a hot one comin' in! Joe Kassabian, author, host of the Lions Led by Donkeys podcast and Midwest Icon, joins Tweedle-dee and Tweedle-dum here for a chat about Joe's Warhammer journey so far, why 40k tanks would be immediately obliterated on a modern battlefield, and which flavor of Faygo is the best! Other topics include the wide, wide lord of sports; the patron sait...

Another year, another NOVA Open! Join the fellas as they return to where it all began (kinda) in 2016 as they recap yet another trip to Washington D.C.'s biggest tabletop gaming event of the year! Hear them recap 18 (!) games of 40k, 3 games of ASOIAF, and a couple of rousing rounds of jousting. Will Campbell win any GT games? How many games against Knights will Dan have to play? Tune in to find o...

Did we plan for our 169th episode to be live in front of a "sell-out" (the attendees are sellouts) crowd at NOVA Open 2025? No! But here we are, hot, horny, and ready to answer your burning questions. Join us for a evening of jokes, japes, and jeers, and not necessarily in that order. Big thanks to everyone who showed up, it truly was a special night! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40k...

Look, gang, Dan has a lot of painting to do before NOVA, so we're not going to be able to do a lot of jokes in this description. Too bad! Here's some shit from the episode: "milk day", chaplains giving good skull, and the realization that Space Wolf players are all piss fetishists. Sorry wolfies! It's canon now! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcas...

Campbell went to Tacoma, WA for this year's GW Tacoma Open. Did he bring any of the Tcoma Aroma back with him?! You be the judge! Also, we finally find out what regional accent the Raven Guard posses. You'll be surprised, kid! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

We've said many times that "this is the most unhinged episode yet!" Ther veracity of this statement cannot be proven. But what can be proven is that Dan spends a solid three and one half minutes cry-laughing at the name "Barkin Doggins". Sure, they also talk about Warhammer or some shit, but for real, it's almost four minutes of a middle-aged man losing his shit at his own stupid joke. Podcasting!...

Unfortunately the touch of Nurgle is upon us and Dan is sick as hell while posting this, so expect fewer yuks this time around. "Aww shucks, where's my yuks?" is something you could say if you wanted. But only if you wanted. Anyways here are some topics: An AP3 shot right into my pavussy Being pretty sure about that tonsure And an actually helpful segment on movement! Enjoy! https://www.patreon.co...