The 40k Badcast

Another year, another NOVA Open! Join the fellas as they return to where it all began (kinda) in 2016 as they recap yet another trip to Washington D.C.'s biggest tabletop gaming event of the year! Hear them recap 18 (!) games of 40k, 3 games of ASOIAF, and a couple of rousing rounds of jousting. Will Campbell win any GT games? How many games against Knights will Dan have to play? Tune in to find o...

Did we plan for our 169th episode to be live in front of a "sell-out" (the attendees are sellouts) crowd at NOVA Open 2025? No! But here we are, hot, horny, and ready to answer your burning questions. Join us for a evening of jokes, japes, and jeers, and not necessarily in that order. Big thanks to everyone who showed up, it truly was a special night! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40k...

Look, gang, Dan has a lot of painting to do before NOVA, so we're not going to be able to do a lot of jokes in this description. Too bad! Here's some shit from the episode: "milk day", chaplains giving good skull, and the realization that Space Wolf players are all piss fetishists. Sorry wolfies! It's canon now! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcas...

Campbell went to Tacoma, WA for this year's GW Tacoma Open. Did he bring any of the Tcoma Aroma back with him?! You be the judge! Also, we finally find out what regional accent the Raven Guard posses. You'll be surprised, kid! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

We've said many times that "this is the most unhinged episode yet!" Ther veracity of this statement cannot be proven. But what can be proven is that Dan spends a solid three and one half minutes cry-laughing at the name "Barkin Doggins". Sure, they also talk about Warhammer or some shit, but for real, it's almost four minutes of a middle-aged man losing his shit at his own stupid joke. Podcasting!...

Unfortunately the touch of Nurgle is upon us and Dan is sick as hell while posting this, so expect fewer yuks this time around. "Aww shucks, where's my yuks?" is something you could say if you wanted. But only if you wanted. Anyways here are some topics: An AP3 shot right into my pavussy Being pretty sure about that tonsure And an actually helpful segment on movement! Enjoy! https://www.patreon.co...

After a short, moving-induced hiatus, the bois are back, and this time the break has driven them both completely nuts! This has got to be the most unhinged Badcast yet, with the fellas  starting with 9/11 and going from there. Topics include: A free stabber Testes Sprite Foot Guy Brain Christian RPGs Come for the (ostensibly) 40k, stay for the complete madness. It's the Badcast, bay-bee! https://w...

Spring is in the air, and so are the bois, back with another bad cast! This time they yak about such wide-rangiing topics as: - the marmer's farket - stag scrotes - a wurst starburst - being hard wired to be hard for the wire Also, the fellas are sad about cool Space Wolves, and mad about LED headlights. Something really needs to be done about those fuckin' headlights, gang. It's ridiculous out th...

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Do you like fried cheese curds? If yes, great! If no, please pay attention to this podcast, where Campbell will spend 90+ minutes attempting to convince you that they're a gift from the gods. Also he went to some sort of convention? For Warhammer? Whatever, let's get back to those creamy, creamy curds... https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Halleluja, horndogs! The fantastic friars are back with another ave-some (see what we did there?) show! This time we give off big "Timon and Pumbaa" energy, have a frank talk about terrain, and Campbell previews Adepticon 2025! And Dan prepares for yet another weekend of yard work and child care! Woohoo! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ contact@40kbadcast.com

Hark, fair horndogs! The Badcast idiots have returned from Campbell's real vacation and Dan's fake one with a brand new bucket of ear-slop for you to pour directly into your skull! In it, the fellas touch on: posting pickies to the dickes, the sad-iator shit-your-pants-er, and something called "jorts Rasputin". Additionally, two dudes who defintiely watch basketball do a whole segment on basketbal...

Aww yeah, Horndogs, it's that time again! The fellas have returned once more to bring you topics such as: an in-depth analysis of the Ginuwine hit "Pony" The Glade Plug-In Task Force Nissan Altima Prime Also, Campbell goes hard into Guard, and regrettably, blue season is over. What does any of it mean?! You'll just have to listen to find out! Or don't! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40...

Aww yeah, nerds. It's about to get sloppy! So let the sloppy papis themselves give it to ya audiophile-style. I was gonna write "sonic-style" but then I remembered the hedgehog! Whew! Close one! Tune in this fortnight for topics such as the most divorced energy in 40k, elaborate gooning setups and who's got 'em, and Mad Mek Bubby Gutz, a character name that really tickled Dan's pickle. Also the bo...

The Badcast bois are back! They've struggled through the intervening weeks and have appeared, vagrant-like, on the outskirts of town: haggard, starved, and scabby. Will you: A) let them sleep in the barn for just one night, or (turn to page 75) B) will you tell them to beat feet to the next town? (turn to page 101) Topics this time include: little green shitheads, the big, scary moon, horny for do...

They're baaaaaaaack! The fellas return after a baby-induced hiatus and they're as incoherent as ever! Topics include Brad's big deck, the raw-dog rockafeller, and skamp and circumskanks. Does all of that sound like the ravings of a madman? Well, Dan has a new baby at home, so he probably qualifies. Enjoy and Happy New Year! https://www.patreon.com/40kBadcast https://40kbadcast.bigcartel.com/ conta...

The 40k Badcast wishes you a very merry Christmas.

Dan shares an important announcement regarding his family and the show.

In what can only be described as an shocking revelation, the fellas actually spend the vast majority of this episode talking about Warhammer, it's community, and existing in this dumb hobby! It really is something else! They cover: - Pretending to be a Space Marine online with your friends - Which primarch would make the best line cook - How your playstyle changes how you interact with the game En...

It's the most wonderful time of the year: the fellas are reporting back from their trip to NOVA Open 2024! This double-wide episode will cover 9-ish rounds of a 40k GT, 3 rounds of a Soi friendly, and let's just say several rounds of drinks at the bar! So if you are looking for an in-depth Warhammer 40,000 podcast, congrats, because this one kind of is! We're as shocked as you are! https://www.pat...

Once again the bois have returned to their ancestral homeland: the NOVA Open Tabletop Gaming Convention in beautiful Washington, DC! For whatever reason, we've been allowed to host another got dang live show, and here it is! The day after we recorded it, no less! We talk: The preview that was more of a re-view A girthy, live WMDK segment And the most salient debate of our era, wet or dry undead? A...

Well, well, well. If it isn't a teaser that should have been posted last week. But  someone (Dan) forgot about it. What an idiot. Can't trust that guy with anything. Anyways, the bois will indeed be back at NOVA this year, so tune in to figure out what's what!

Oh hell yeah, the Badcast bois are back! And on time this go-round! They've got sidequests, hobby PRE-gress, and an interview with dead author, Cormac McCarthy! An incredible get! Are his books good? Yes! Will they make you feel like hammered shit? Also yes! So get your coat, hat, and briefcase and hop on the 8:15 express to make sure you aren't late for this one! What the hell even is that last s...

Have you ever asked the question, "What Warhammer 40,000 character should run for president of the United States of America?" No? Smart, probably. But the Badcast idiots are either too brave or two stupid to avoid this particular pitfall! More topics include rawdoggin' the warp, the jobber jerk-off, red flags fly fasta, iron on every gob and a squip in every pot, and, last but not least, the jism...

We could have named this episode "If I ain't truckin', I'm fuckin'" but we didn't because Rob from Goonhammer would get mad at us. And then the big fat checks would stop arriving every Friday. That's right, we make big money off of our partnership with Goonhammer! Huge money! A frankly INDECENT amount of money! We're also paid shills for Games Workshop! And official docents of the Woke Agenda! How...