Misfit Toys

The 40 Year Old Boy

Comedy EN ↓ 229 episodes

Hey, what's happenin'? Mike Schmidt here, hoping you'll click that "Subscribe" button and join me every week for "The 40 Year Old Boy", a brutally funny stream-of-consciousness monologue about my life. It's been called, "the funniest answering message you'll ever receive", and I agree ... unless, of course, Paul F. Tompkins has ever called you. That guy is hilarious.

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Misfit Toys

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Episode Seriously?, Year Of Course 12.09.2019 1:14:01

What The Hell, Man? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Interlude 05.09.2019 56:24

Apocalypse Schmidt See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fifty-Two, Year Eleven 29.08.2019 3:07:59

Mouther Teethresa See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fifty-One, Year Eleven 22.08.2019 3:20:14

Kung Fu Joe See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fifty, Year Eleven 16.08.2019 2:05:31

Built On Fried Chicken See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Teaser Trailer Two, Year Eleven 15.08.2019 10:42

My Left Palm's Gettin' Itchy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Nine, Year Eleven 09.08.2019 1:39:58

Cellophaney Fresh See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Teaser Trailer, Year Eleven 08.08.2019 10:34

"Ksshh" Over "Ksshh" See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Tarantino Encore, Year Eleven 05.08.2019 2:24:41

That's A Bingo! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Once Upon A Time, Year Eleven 01.08.2019 2:05:01

The 579th Podcast From Mike Schmidt See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Eight, Year Eleven 25.07.2019 2:06:36

The Buick Mouse And The Chevy Caprice Rat See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Seven, Year Eleven 19.07.2019 2:01:26

Cancer Kids And Happy Dogs See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Six, Year Eleven 11.07.2019 1:37:33

The United States Of Yes, And See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Five, Year Eleven 05.07.2019 1:41:34

God And Cheryl And Jesus See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Four, Year Eleven 27.06.2019 1:51:06

The Mike Experience See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Three, Year Eleven 20.06.2019 1:53:27

Meat With Friends See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode S'bores, Year Eleven 13.06.2019 1:35:55

Be Better. That's It. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Tardy, Year Eleven 06.06.2019 1:54:04

When Are You Gonna Come Down? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-Two, Year Eleven 30.05.2019 1:39:21

Holy S**t, That's Tasty Uterus See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty-One, Year Eleven 23.05.2019 1:54:14

...And You Will Know Me By The Trail Of Karens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Forty, Year Eleven 17.05.2019 1:54:45

Bring On The Angry Gypsy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Nine, Year Eleven 09.05.2019 1:43:02

Swallowing Through The Centuries See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Eight, Year Eleven 02.05.2019 2:27:13

I Smell Like Five Cents See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Seven, Year Eleven 25.04.2019 1:57:39

Holbrook's Gay See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Six, Year Eleven 18.04.2019 1:44:14

What Has This Show Become? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .