Misfit Toys

The 40 Year Old Boy

Comedy EN ↓ 229 episodes

Hey, what's happenin'? Mike Schmidt here, hoping you'll click that "Subscribe" button and join me every week for "The 40 Year Old Boy", a brutally funny stream-of-consciousness monologue about my life. It's been called, "the funniest answering message you'll ever receive", and I agree ... unless, of course, Paul F. Tompkins has ever called you. That guy is hilarious.

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Misfit Toys

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Episode Nineteen, Year Twelve 21.02.2020 2:05:11

Just Don't F*ck Him See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Eighteen, Year Twelve 13.02.2020 1:36:35

Black Death Circus See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fathead, Year Twelve 06.02.2020 1:46:37

February, You're Fired See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Seventeen, Year Twelve 31.01.2020 2:34:44

You Just Gotta Play, Guys See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Sixteen, Year Twelve 24.01.2020 2:13:29

Gray Times See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fifteen, Year Twelve 17.01.2020 2:33:00

I'm Not Lookin', I'm Just Punchin' See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

40YOBulletin 16.01.2020 10:52

Don't Kill Me See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fourteen, Year Twelve 09.01.2020 1:58:15

Rat Blast Or Cancer Fall? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Old Friends, Year Twelve 02.01.2020 2:46:22

Death Is Always Lurking See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirteen, Year Twelve 26.12.2019 2:40:17

Gyppies Or Hipsys? See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Twelve, Year Twelve 19.12.2019 3:08:48

You Could Record A Show, If You Wanted To... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Bubble Wrap, Year Twelve 12.12.2019 1:24:38

Ay Tony! Ay Vito! Ay Ay! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Eleven, Year Twelve 07.12.2019 1:53:35

The Mysterious Taste Of Portugal See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Ten, Year Twelve 28.11.2019 2:10:56

The Number, The Wrist, And The Forehead See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Nine, Year Twelve 22.11.2019 2:30:29

Give Me Five Good Chimps See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Eight, Year Twelve 14.11.2019 2:36:54

That First Hour Was Sweaty See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Seven, Year Twelve 08.11.2019 2:09:08

Kung Fu And Trinity's Ass See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Six, Year Twelve 01.11.2019 2:10:24

Shiny Soft Serve Twisty Cone Co*k See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode See-Saw, Year Twelve 25.10.2019 4:14:03

Lightning In, Thunder Out See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Five, Year Twelve 17.10.2019 1:40:03

Fried And Fuc*ed See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Four, Year Twelve 12.10.2019 2:35:42

Down On Pu**ytown See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Three, Year Twelve 04.10.2019 1:34:37

Pox Of Bopcorn See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

A Message From Mike 03.10.2019 5:11

Attention! Attention! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Two, Year Twelve 26.09.2019 2:31:37

Paella And Conversation See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode One, Year Twelve 19.09.2019 3:03:36

Duty Calls See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .