Misfit Toys

The 40 Year Old Boy

Comedy EN ↓ 229 episodes

Hey, what's happenin'? Mike Schmidt here, hoping you'll click that "Subscribe" button and join me every week for "The 40 Year Old Boy", a brutally funny stream-of-consciousness monologue about my life. It's been called, "the funniest answering message you'll ever receive", and I agree ... unless, of course, Paul F. Tompkins has ever called you. That guy is hilarious.

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Episode Thirty-Five, Year Eleven 12.04.2019 2:12:27

A F*ckton Of Giraffes See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Four, Year Eleven 04.04.2019 2:07:41

The Pelvic Floor See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Three, Year Eleven 28.03.2019 2:17:58

12 Bite Banana Man See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-Two, Year Eleven 21.03.2019 1:13:32

Turtleneck Socrates See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty-One, Year Eleven 14.03.2019 1:52:21

Five Good Queens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Maki, Year Eleven 07.03.2019 2:36:19

Celebrating In Lieu Of Contemplating See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirty, Year Eleven 28.02.2019 2:08:45

The Shadow Looms See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Twenty-Nine, Year Eleven 22.02.2019 1:49:38

Hard Or Wet See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Twenty-Eight, Year Eleven 14.02.2019 1:50:47

Ow! Ow! Ow Ow Ow! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Twenty-Seven, Year Eleven 07.02.2019 2:00:39

A Lap Or A Nap See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Twenty-Six, Year Eleven 31.01.2019 1:58:50

I Saw The Boss! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Twenty-Five, Year Eleven 24.01.2019 2:07:08

The Beast Is Almost Inside See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Twenty-Four, Year Eleven 17.01.2019 1:39:10

Shing Shing Shing! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Twenty-Three, Year Eleven 10.01.2019 2:01:28

Mr. Schmidt Needs A Grape See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Twenty-Two, Year Eleven 03.01.2019 2:08:26

It's The Tetris Of My Life See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Twenty-One, Year Eleven 27.12.2018 1:31:31

Assymetrical Inkboy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Twenty, Year Eleven 20.12.2018 1:58:20

I Just Want A Bagel And A Smile See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Nineteen, Year Eleven 13.12.2018 2:24:53

Dude, That Grapefruit Is Interesting See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Eighteen, Year Eleven 06.12.2018 1:32:53

Inhaling Coal Dust And Ready To Die See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Seventeen, Year Eleven 22.11.2018 2:10:53

Thank You See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Sixteen, Year Eleven 15.11.2018 1:49:28

Pugils, Punjis, And Poi See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fifteen, Year Eleven 09.11.2018 2:16:21

Completely Incomplete See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Fourteen, Year Eleven 01.11.2018 1:23:04

Sometimes You Get A Rock See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Thirteen, Year Eleven 25.10.2018 2:14:37

Doin' The Eww See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Episode Twelve, Year Eleven 18.10.2018 2:49:37

Cat Food And Kool-Aid See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .