The 3rd One Sucks

This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with Wolf Children! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets unceremoniously chucked into the back of a garbage truck while you weep openly in the rain. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_fl...

This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with Summer Wars! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets it's ass handed to it by a game loving AI. You can donate and find other resources to help out BLM at the links below. https://www.naacpldf.org/ https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd itch.io bundle- https://itch.io/b/520/bundle-fo...

This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island! Join us and our first guest and longtime friend Katie Cheever as we decide which film is the best and which one we must be consumed to fuel the evil machinations of a lonely old pirate captain. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Suck...

This week we continue our journey through the works of Mamoru Hosoda with The Girl Who Leapt Through Time! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one we would jump back in time to prevent from ever happening. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art b...

This week we start our first walk down a specific director's catalog with the works of Mamoru Hosoda. Starting with a double feature consisting of The Digimon Adventure Pilot/Short (1999) and Digimon Adventure: Our War Game (2000)! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is doomed to receive an awful localization full of C-Tier puns and constant talking over impactful moments. Co...

We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be killed by the dark lord... but not really... and also a Voldemort fetus is there? Look, what's important is that Neville - Can - Get - It! Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted...

We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is dropped into the bottom of a frozen lake somewhere... because reasons?. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Sho...

We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to be "sNaPe KiLls DuMbLeDoRe!"'d. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks...

We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one deserves to something something dead godfather. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd On...

We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire! Join us as we fight dragons, nearly drown and then... conquer a hedge maze? We have the task of sorting out which film is first and which one should have it's hand chopped off into a stew by our dark lord and savior. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted...

We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban! Join us as we travel back in time to sort out which film comes out on top and which film should be mauled to death during a full moon. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show...

We return to the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! Join us as we "sword" out which film is the best and which one should be turned into a bleeding book and skewered. Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The...

Happy New Year, listeners! We're starting off the year by entering the Wizarding World with Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Join us as we sort out which film is the best and which one should we banished due to the true magic of motherly love?  PS, Trans Rights! Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mi...

Happy Holidays! This week we finish up our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Santa Claus is Coming to Town & Rudolph and Frosty's Christmas in July! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should have it's sentience ripped away because someone threw a pistol at a scepter. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is...

Happy  Holidays! This week we continue our mini Rankin & Bass Double Feature Marathon with Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer & Rudolph's Shiny New Year! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be lost to the literal sands of time. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and E...

Happy Holidays! Much to Mark's chagrin we are tackling a Frosty Double Feature this week as we begin our mini Rankin & Bass Marathon! Join us as we decide which film's the best and which one should be left to melt in a greenhouse out in the middle of nowhere. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Ed...

In this episode we tackle the 2016 entry TMNT: Out of the Shadows. Join us for the TMNT finale as we decide which film's the best and which one gets sent packing back to Dimension X. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retro...

In this episode we tackle the 2014 reboot that is definitely NOT a Michael Bay movie (except in all the ways that matter). Join us as we decide which film in the franchise is the best and which one is forced to share their feelings with other adult men which as we all know is THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hoste...

In  this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT 2007! Time to decide which movie is the best and which  one  deserves to be comically knocked into a portal by a clumsy cryptid. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show...

In this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT III! Time to decide which movie is the best and which  one deserves to be trebucheted off a roof in feudal Japan. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed and Edited by Mark Beall. Music and Show Art by Dan Ellis. The 3rd...

In this episode we continue our journey through the TMNT cinematic entries with TMNT II: The Secret of the Ooze. We debut a brand new segment called "I Can Fix This!" and we decide which movie is the best and which one deserves to have a dock dropped on it outside a Vanilla Ice concert. Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and...

In our premiere episode Dan and Mark tackle the 1990 film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Directed by Steve Barron and based on the comic books created by Kevin Eastman and Peter Laird. Join us as we start are intrepid journey into new podcast waters and decide which movie in this franchise deserves to be number one and which one deserves to be dropped from a rooftop into a garbage truck and compacte...