The 3rd One Sucks

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're continuing our pilot run through Fall Out Boy's discography with "Infinity on High"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one sticks a piano ballad between two absolute bangers for no good reason. Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/2Fd3LbDN1VzQj1BDb8gk4j Timestamps:  1. "Thriller" - 10:40  2...

Welcome back to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're continuing our pilot run through Fall Out Boy's discography with "From Under the Cork Tree"! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one makes self-harm sound a bit too saccharine for Dan's liking.  Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5nkUSlIhtoJZMOUlB0sNCp    Timestamps:  1. "Our Lawy...

Welcome listeners to The 3rd One Sucks: Sophomore Slump! We're kicking off this pilot run with Fall Out Boy and their debut record Take This to Your Grave! Join us as we decide which record is the best and which one includes an unfortunately misogynistic song title.  Listen along at home at: https://open.spotify.com/album/7l4nnHG7upOnUM4WvAjToY    Timestamps:  1. "Tell That Mic...

This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one... um... look this one ain't great, y'all. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twi...

This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one includes a character named Don't Join Slicer. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: t...

This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one JJ Abrams directed. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesuc...

This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has a tribe of racially insensitive teddy bears. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us...

This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars:  Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Luke getting Punk'd by a Muppet. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: tw...

This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one includes two old space wizards wagging pool noodles at each other for it's big sword fight. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresour...

This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Rogue One: A Star Wars Story! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features Blue Squadron. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesuc...

This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Solo: A Star Wars Story! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one literally objectifies a character fighting for liberation and autonomy. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us...

This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one fails to pay off a three episode long arc. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contact us at: twit...

This week we continue our journey in a galaxy far, far away with Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is coarse and rough and irritating and gets everywhere. Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Contac...

This week we are diving headfirst into contentious territory as we finally tackle Star Wars, starting, controversially, with Episode I: The Phantom Menace! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Jar Jar Binks. Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/  Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co...

Jake Mason joins us again as we complete our journey through Pitch Perfect with Pitch Perfect 3! Join us as we decide which film is the best and  which one proves the namesake of this podcast. Get involved in the fight against AAPI hate: https://anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co/ Black Lives Matter now and forever: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesuc...

Jake Mason joins us again as we continue our journey through Pitch Perfect with Pitch Perfect 2! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one features an appearance by the Green Bay Packers! While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks i...

This week Jake Mason joins us as we dive into the Pitch Perfect franchise with, well... Pitch Perfect! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has an incredibly bizarre and offensive DJ joke for no real reason! While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmai...

This week we both return to and escape from The NeverEnding Story III: Escape From Fantasia (Originally subtitled "Return to Fantasia" in keeping with the German version which was subtitled "Rettung aus Phantasien")! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one contains a "Born to Be Wild" in it for some reason. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever....

This week we turn the page and tackle The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one has Nimbly in it. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks is hosted by Dan Ellis and Mark Beall. Mixed an...

Turn around and look at what you see as we jump head first into the pages of The NeverEnding Story! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be consumed by the existential terror that is swallowing the world whole. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3...

Deck the halls everyone, it's time for The Muppet Christmas Carol!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one should be haunted into repentance by three time based Christmas specters. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Sucks...

It's good to be together again, again, as we go on a manhunt with Muppet's Most Wanted!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one is actually an evil facsimile with a bad Russian accent. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/ Contact us at: twitter.com/the3rdonesucks the3rdonesucks@gmail.com The 3rd One Su...

Life's a happy song with someone by your side to tackle The Muppets! The, uh, 2011 film... We won't physically tackle any Muppets, promise.  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one gets kidnapped, strapped to a chair and presented in the third act as a celebrity guest. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever.  https://blacklivesmatters.c...

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Muppets From Space! Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one died on the way back to it's home planet. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. This fight is nowhere close to finished and we encourage you all to be politically active not just at the polls but on the ground as you are able. Y...

Shiver me timbers and long john me silvers, The Muppets set sail to Treasure Island!  Join us as we decide which film is the best and which one stars the future voice of 2-D of Gorillaz fame. While it is no longer in our preroll, Black Lives Matter now and forever. This fight is nowhere close to finished and we encourage you all to be politically active not just at the polls but on the ground...