The 2 Montys Podcast

Episode 25 is here and it's a wild one! We're diving into KFC, booing and cheering at weddings, and spilling the beans that we're shadow-banned from industry awards (vote all you like, it won't help!). Join us for laughs, rants, and all the usual madness on The 2 Montys Podcast!

Howdy, howdy let's get mildly rowdy! The King shares his wild Anzac Day adventure playing two-up at the local pub, where a past groom didn't recognise him thanks to the changing colour of his beard. Plus, Haron airs some of his classic complaints—because what's a podcast without a good gripe session? Grab a drink and join the fun!

Let's start with a bit of a disclaimer, things got a bit out of hand here. You know Haron is having a good time when under 90 seconds into the pod he's debating the viscosity of a certain bodily fluid. Your guess is as good as mine on how we got here but let's just say this was the 4th episode recorded whilst drinking some sweet, sweet 7% nectar. Party on dudes 🤘

Merry Christmas from Waratah Kmart! Things take an unexpected turn when Haron decides it's a good idea to answer a phone call live. Plus, tune in as we dive into a passionate rant about the experience of giving blood and whether or not Australian Hot Cross Bun is a better name for the Red Cross? You decide.

Episode 21 is here 🤯 As we channel our inner Nicki Minaj, prepare for laughter, banter, and maybe a few alienated listeners along the way—hey, are you still listening? Tune in for another episode of The 2 Montys Podcast where chaos reigns supreme and the laughs (and beers) never stop.

Welcoooome back 👋🏻🤠 In Episode 20 of The 2 Montys Podcast, Haron finds himself in a sticky situation as a fruit fugitive, while the King vents his frustrations about the absurdity of Easter Tuesday being a public holiday. As the banter heats up, the Montys manage to offend all two of their listeners from Western Australia—oops! Join us for a wild ride of laughter, rants, and unexpected twists a...

How ya doin? 👋🏻 Episode 19 of The 2 Montys Podcast is here and things take an unexpected turn when Monty and Haron recount an encounter with an American sporting a bolo tie and cowboy hat. As the laughter ensues, they find themselves seamlessly transitioning into tales about Monty's mum—who knew she'd become part of the conversation? Tune in for a hilarious blend of anecdotes, unlikely s...

Welcome back party people 🤠. The Montys are right back to their best and pose the age old question, what's worse, **** or ****? There are just some questions too big even for these boys (I'm sure you all know what we're really talking about here). Anyway, if you're actually reading this far into the description I'm impressed so come see us in person and we'll shout you a b...

Get ready to shake things up in Episode 17 of The 2 Montys Podcast as we ditch the studio and film straight from Monty King's home office. Join us for a whirlwind of banter as we dive into the absurdity of gender reveals, share tales of a wild radio segment that'll leave you in stitches, and reveal just how much Monty Haron benefits from having a fridge stocked with beer and a toilet just...

Get ready to dive into Episode 16 of The 2 Montys Podcast. Join Monty King and Monty Haron as they navigate the absolutely wild world of a comment on a dog photo. But that's not all! The hilarity continues as the boys share the saga of someone leaving reviews for Monty King's business, claiming he hates dogs. It's a rollercoaster of absurdity that you won't want to miss. And here&#...

Get ready for a feast of laughs in Episode 15 of The 2 Montys Podcast. Join Monty King and Monty Haron as they dish out the details on weird food orders that will leave your taste buds questioning reality. From culinary chaos to navigating the treacherous terrain of "Monsters in Law," the Montys serve up their unique take on family dynamics. And if that's not enough, buckle up for Mo...

Sup 🤘 Get ready for a hilarious journey in Episode 14 of The 2 Montys Podcast. Join Monty King and Monty Haron as they spill the beans on the unexpected second use of Haron's business cards—spoiler alert, it's not what you'd expect. Dive into the banter as they weigh the pros and cons of going on "The Block" and share their unfiltered disdain for the chaos that is "Marr...

Howdy you rowdy folks 🤠 Get ready for a laugh-out-loud ride in lucky Episode 13 of The 2 Montys Podcast. Haron brings a surprise guest—spoiler alert, it's a big black d**k—and the hilarity ensues. Join the Montys as they poke fun at their YouTube struggles, joking about the fact that not having enough subscribers means no live-stream action. It's a short but sweet dose of comedy chaos tha...

Alright, buckle up for Episode 12 of The 2 Montys Podcast because we're diving into the absurdity of people paying for a blue tick. Seriously, who does that? We're talking social media madness and giving our two cents. But wait, there's more. We've got a story about a groom getting breastfed on his wedding day. Yeah, you heard it right. It's so out there, you'll be question...

Get ready for a wild ride in Episode 11 of The 2 Montys Podcast as they dive headfirst into a mishmash of topics. From the heartwarming Valentine's Day auction for the Mark Hughes Foundation to the hilarity of discussing the expectations (or lack thereof) around sex on your wedding night, these Montys cover it all. And just when you think it can't get any more eclectic, they ponder the pro...

Hey, party people! Episode 10 of The 2 Montys Podcast is here, and you won't believe the crazy stuff that went down. So get this, the King runs into another Monty in Newcastle ♘. No joke, and get this, the dude is training to be a celebrant! What are the odds? We're still trying to wrap our heads around the cosmic craziness of it all. But wait, there's more. The King goes all in on the...

Get ready for an extra-special episode of The 2 Montys Podcast, recorded hot on the heels of Monty King's appearance on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. Join Monty King and Monty Haron as they bring you behind the scenes of the radio waves, sharing anecdotes, insights, and undoubtedly a few laughs from the experience. With the energy still buzzing, the Montys dive into their usual antics, offering...

Welcome to Episode 8 of The 2 Montys Podcast, where we're raising a glass (actually a tinnie) of Monty Haron's very own beer 🍻. Join the party as Monty King and Monty Haron dive into the sudsy details of crafting the perfect brew, sharing tales of hops and hijinks that'll leave you thirsty for more. But that's not all! In this episode, the dynamic duo spills the beans on an unconv...

Cheers to Episode 7 of The 2 Montys Podcast, where Monty King and Monty Haron take the plunge into matrimony 🎉 I Monty take you Monty to be my lawfully wed husband 🤵🏻🤵🏼. But hold onto your seats, folks, because this episode takes a wild turn when they spill the beans on a sting operation gone hilariously awry. And just when you thought it couldn't get crazier, buckle up for a beery propos...

Get ready to jump into Episode 6 of The 2 Montys Podcast, No Water for You 💦. Now, there's no soup here but I think this venue manager might give a certain Seinfeld character a run for his money. In this episode, Monty King and Monty Haron take a playful jab at videographers, share insights on the intricacies of audio gear, and keep you entertained with their trademark banter. Brace yourselve...

Get ready for a rollercoaster 🎢 in Episode 5 of The 2 Montys Podcast. Monty King and Monty Haron spill the beans on their journey to becoming celebrants, sharing the hilariously random reasons behind their career choices. Brace yourselves for the ninja vows segment, where we craft promises that even stealthy ninjas would applaud. Plus, stick around for a possible appearance of Kyle Sandilands? Se...

Ho, ho, ho! 🎅🏻 The 2 Montys Podcast is back with a Christmas special that's more enigmatic than a gift-wrapped box labelled "From: Scott Bailey." In this festive jamboree, Monty King and Monty Haron unwrap the mysteries of the season live from Adam's Peak, dropping hints about the elusive Scott Bailey without really saying much of anything at all really. It's the most crypt...

Sup party peeps! 🎉 Episode 4 of The 2 Montys Podcast is a true rollercoaster as Monty King spills the beans on his intense loathing for garters. As normal, it's a chaotic blend of garter grievances and outrageous anecdotes, making this episode a must-listen for anyone with ears. Tune in, buckle up, and join the madness with the 2 Montys (I think Monty hates garters more than wedding cake)

Welcome to the 2 Montys Podcast, where we tackle the bleating truth about goats (of course) 🐐✨ In this episode, we're debunking the myth that goats are just for Christmas - because, let's face it, these four-legged friends are not just a festive fling, they're a commitment for life! We also talk about some other things but struggle to recommend anything other than the goat chat tbh.

Picture this: a groom at the altar, ready for love, but life throws a curveball – and it's not a bouquet! But wait, there's more! Monty Haron, the maestro of romantic chaos, steps up to spill the beans with a love story putting The Notebook to shame. We're talking more twists and turns than us trying to get home from King Street at 2 am. This episode is a bit of a rollercoaster, a wild...