The 2 Montys Podcast

For our 50th episode, we welcome Brittany Turner Virgili, the newly rebranded celebrant behind Per Sempre Ceremonies! Britt brings in gifts, chats love languages, and treats us to an uncanny impression of Kath and Kim. Things get a bit wholesome, which naturally bothers the King—so he balances it out with some classic zingers. Tune in for a blend of heart and humour on The 2 Montys Podcast! Find B...

In this special episode, we’re thrilled to have Tamara from the Westpac Rescue Helicopter Service as our guest! As the chosen charity for next year's 2 Montys Wedding Auction , Tamara gives us an insider’s view of the essential work the service does and even takes us on a behind-the-scenes tour of the helicopters. But things take a wild turn when Haron calls out Dylan's latest antics and his unsto...

This week, we’re joined by Ashlee Bunney, a celebrant from Western Australia with a legendary potty mouth! It’s 38 minutes of non-stop chatter, three people talking over each other, and enough swearing to make a sailor blush. What could go wrong? Tune in for the chaos on The 2 Montys Podcast. Want more Ashlee? www.ashleebunney.com.au www.instagram.com/ashleebunney_celebrant

In this episode, we dive into the alleged shortage of wedding celebrants. Seriously, if you're a celebrant and you’re listening to this (which, let's be honest, you probably are bc who the hell else is listening), get off your butt and take some jobs—for the good of the people! Plus, we sprinkle in our usual antics and wedding stories. Tune in for laughs, rants, and a public service announcement o...

In this episode, we’re joined by musician extraordinaire Howard Shearman, who’s here to share some wild wedding tales—including his own! Things get awkward (and hilarious) when Haron completely roasts Lincoln the producer, not realising he was the one who filmed Howie’s wedding. But the main event? A groom who got kicked out of his own wedding, only to smash someone over the head with a chair on t...

In Episode 45, we’re joined by Will Anlezark from Euphoria Films, and things get weird fast. The King pulls out more random Filipino facts, Lincoln the producer is dragged on camera to tell a story, and to top it all off, Haron can’t hold his pee and just straight-up walks out with five minutes left. Chaos till the end on The 2 Montys Podcast!

In Episode 44, we’re joined by musician Howard Shearman and Will Anlezark from Euphoria Films! This one’s a wild ride as we dive into Filipino names and uncover the juicy details of the great wedding flower heist of 2024. You won’t want to miss this chaotic combo of music, film, and floral misdemeanours on The 2 Montys Podcast!

In Episode 43, we had to take things online because Haron’s off living the farm life. Everything was going smoothly... until Haron decided to name drop our supposedly "anonymous" caller. So much for keeping secrets! Tune in for the accidental reveals and farm life vibes on The 2 Montys Podcast!

In Episode 42, Jeremy and Nell are back—and they’re back with a vengeance! Jeremy shows up with wedding cake (because Monty does like cake, after all), but things take a turn when Nell absolutely roasts him for a solid 10 minutes. It gets seriously unhinged. Tune in for chaos, cake, and carnage on The 2 Montys Podcast!

In Episode 41, we’re joined by Jeremy Bell and Nell Dark-Jones! Jeremy kicks things off by trashing our intro song, then strips down mid-podcast to reveal a surprise on his t-shirt that, spoiler alert, we don’t bother describing for the audio listeners—so you’ll definitely want to watch this one on YouTube. Oh, and Nell’s there too, I guess. Tune in for the madness on The 2 Montys Podcast!

In Episode 40, we’re joined by a very special guest—Molly, none other than the bride from the 2 Montys Charity wedding! She’s here to spill the tea on her big day, with all the behind-the-scenes laughs and chaos. Plus, her son’s already got Haron figured out, giving him the perfect nickname: "Goober." Tune in for a hilarious recap and maybe a few new Goober jokes on The 2 Montys Podcast!

In Episode 39, Dylan talks smack about country solicitors—right to a solicitor’s wife! Meanwhile, King decides it’s time to aggressively FaceTime people just for the fun of it. Plus, we can’t stop throwing it back to Glen Innes and Dylan. Sick of Dylan yet? Let us know! We’re also on the lookout for a mystery man—an ex-wedding photographer, 28-year-old from Newcastle studying teaching, who likes i...

In Episode 38, we’re joined by Jesse from Brew Bike for a laid-back chat—just be ready to drop your pants when Eagle Rock comes on! Meanwhile, Adam’s in the background playing with kids' toys the entire episode, don't ask. Tune in for the laughs and a bit of chaos on The 2 Montys Podcast!

In Episode 37, we have a special guest: Married by Adam! Or as we like to call him, Married by A dam. Adam joins us for a chat, but beware—he tries to plug his podcast a lot (we've edited most of it out, so try counting how many times he sneaks it in!). Tune in for the fun and see if you can spot all the shameless plugs on The 2 Montys Podcast! Don't be a stranger! If you laughed, cringed, or lear...

Howdy Y'all. In Episode 36, we're excited to welcome our first-ever online guest, the iconic Renee the Celebrant from Melbourne! She can be your Celebrant, MC, and DJ—all while dressing like Dolly Parton. Don't be a stranger! If you laughed, cringed, or learned something new, leave us a review! Think of it as your good deed for the day—like holding the door open for someone, but withou...

LFG. We’re bringing the energy and excitement up a notch! We just wrapped up our 2 Montys charity wedding, and it was a huge success. Tune in as we talk about the big day and dive into a wild ride filled with laughs, unpredictable stories, and all the Monty madness you love. Let's go!

Welcome back to the pod 🫛 In Episode 34, chaos ensues as Jake quietly knits a beanie in the background, Haron hilariously fumbles through the phonetic alphabet, and rogue Google reviews take centre stage. Tune in for the laughs and unexpected antics on The 2 Montys Podcast 🤠

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Howdy y'all 🤠. In Episode 32, we're back to regular programming after the gala specials! Get ready for some good ol' Monty on Monty action. Plus, Haron got interviewed for the news at the farm—fancy that! Tune in for the laughs, banter, and all the usual antics on The 2 Montys Podcast!

The Wedding Gala is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with an unhinged, nonsensical and totally unnecessary four-part podcast series! Strap in, and don't tell us we didn't warn you.

The Wedding Gala is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with an unhinged, nonsensical and totally unnecessary four-part podcast series! Strap in, and don't tell us we didn't warn you.

The Wedding Gala is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with an unhinged, nonsensical and totally unnecessary four-part podcast series! Strap in, and don't tell us we didn't warn you.

The Wedding Gala is upon us and what better way to celebrate than with an unhinged, nonsensical and totally unnecessary four-part podcast series! Strap in, and don't tell us we didn't warn you.

In Episode 27, Monty King gets interrupted by a random call from a mate needing some heavy lifting, while Haron spins a long tale about driving to Victoria for a country wedding, complete with tyre-changing woes and a rescuer motivated by a blocked driveway. We also uncover that Haron has a will stating Monty will do his funeral! Plus, don’t miss the return of Uncle Monty's Advice line. Join t...

In Episode 26, things get cheeky as Haron shares stories about his grandfather's navy days, leading to some risqué jokes about ranks like rear admiral and able seaman. Meanwhile, Monty King goes off about giant water bottles and hilariously botches the pronunciation of the place where Tina Turner passed away, probably losing us all our Swiss listeners. Tune in for the chaos and comedy on The 2...